Starlight
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/9/2003 at 04:21 AM |
*keeping with the current theme*
Fuck the little shithole, cumsucking, pathetic, pitiful excuse for a person
whore that I have to tolerate at work. Fuck you for being so insanely
stupid that you think that anyone needs to hear every conversation you are
part of begin and end with some sort of discussion or comment about your
snatch or your tits. Get a fucking life and get a fucking clue you silly
little good for nothing piece of stray pubic hair. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster   Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/9/2003 at 09:24 AM |
FUCK my MOTHER for first talking how much she _likes_ tattoos and when I
get one she cuts of my allowances, my membership to the local gym,
threathens to trow me out and then call me a a failure and a disgrace for
the family for a fucking tattoo on my wrist!
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/9/2003 at 02:07 PM |
| Yeah... Fuck your mother... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/9/2003 at 02:34 PM |
And fuck english swearing as well..
TIl helvete med den forpulte kjerringa! Måtte hun råtne i helvete for evig
tid i brennende smerte.. og tomt for banneord nå..
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic   Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/9/2003 at 01:49 PM |
| And what in the name of all that is good holy and naked is that fucking
smell?!!! Take a fucking shower!!! ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/9/2003 at 10:24 AM |
And now as my mother and I are friends again I wish her a good life for
several more years, that would be all
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chameleon
Member   Posts: 83 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/9/2003 at 05:01 PM |
| *is wondering desperately what Tvileren said because curses in other
languages are cool...* ____________________
The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects nothing.
It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act without
effort.
~Chuang Tsu
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VampCourt
Fanatic  Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/9/2003 at 05:01 PM |
FUCK top 40 pop music man. FUCKIT with STICK!! IN THE ASS! AMISH BUTTER
CHURNING STYLE!
Thats right! gotta get a foot up on that shit! ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/9/2003 at 05:09 PM |
Remember: common sense and manners mean shit in this world.
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic  Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 03:42 AM |
okay...let's see if I can get this all out of my system before things get
worse...
this is directed at a lot of people I know, so...
Fuck you for lying to me, you unwashed, inbred son of a bible-thumping,
shit-eating motherfucking bitch. Fuck you for not being able to make up
your mind. Fuck you for being a moron, you immature little dickweed. Fuck
you for getting in my way, fuck you for fucking up my car, fuck you for
having all of the romance of a skanky barbed wire g-string.
While I'm at it, fuck you for breaking my heart, you self-righteous
asshole. Fuck you for driving me into the arms of a cretin who couldn't
treat me right if I gave him step-by-step instructions. Fuck you for
rejecting me because I'm not perfect. Fuck you for comparing me to your
exes. Fuck you for comparing me to your exes in bed; you have no idea how
easy it is to fake it. Fuck you for making me think that you honestly gave
a shit. Fuck you for thinking that I give a shit.
Fuck you and your stupid whining. Fuck you if you hate your job; go find
another fucking job, if it's so bad here. Fuck you for yelling at me
because I can't tell you how your fucking granny is doing, you fucking
little grave-robber. I'm sure you're still in her will, so sit back and
wait for your money, you greedy fucking cunt. Fuck you morons who think we
have time to sit at the desk and listen to you bitch. Fuck you for not
understanding how much bullshit I have to do all day. Fuck you for giving
me more inane bullshit to work with. Fuck you very much, you fucking
brain-dead cunt. Fuck you for being loyal to corporate. Fuck you for
caring more about money than people. Fuck you for forgetting that our work
affects people's lives like no other. Fuck you for not caring about your
patients; you're in the wrong line of work if you don't fucking care about
them. Fuck you administrators; everyone knows that you don't give a damn
and are so out of touch with what we do on the floor that you pass stupid
fucking rules that make our jobs that much harder.
Fuck you people in charge of our government; 98% have no idea what it's
like for the rest of us, surrounded in your fucking finery and your
parents' money; God forbid you should actually work for a living! Fuck you
for not caring about priovacy, or the intricacies of human interaction.
Fuck you for taking the choice away from the people. Fuck you for
violating every thing that is sacred. Fuck you for acting too slowly; fuck
you for acting too soon. Fuck you for acting without thinking.
Fuck you and your hate. Fuck you for trying to force people to think like
you. Fuck you for thinking I care. Fuck you for proving me a hypocrite.
Fuck you if you enjoy hurting people. Fuck you if you don't think you can
make a difference. Fuck you for wanting war; fuck you for wanting peace.
Fuck you for expecting sense in a senseless world.
Fuck you for pissing people off; fuck you for not pissing people off. Fuck
you if what you say doesn't make people stop and think; it probably isn't
worth talking about. Fuck you for expecting me to tell everything at once.
Fuck you for asking me to explain the unexplainable. Fuck you for not
asking me to explain things.
Fuck me for being impatient; fuck me for being too patient. Fuck me for
being wishy-washy. Fuck me for posting this fucking thing...but fuck it,
if it won't cost me karma, I'll fucking post what's fucking driving me out
of my fucking mind...and fuck you if you can't understand it.
____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 03:55 AM |
Oh, and fuck you for not showering after work...you work with raw meat, you
fucking moron!
And fuck you for not having any manners...and fuck you for being overly
hung up on penny-ante etiquette shit like where the fucking fork
goes...like it fucking matters...
whew...I think I'm out of using the f-word...for a day, at least...I like
to pretend I'm not that foul-mouthed, but the job's high-stress, and shit
happens...
and yeah, good manners do matter...but so do a lot of things...like oral
and physical hygeine...
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"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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Domkitten
Fanatic  Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 04:56 AM |
| I'd say those two posts were excellent uses of a karma free zone.... ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 06:33 AM |
Well done LadyCygnet.
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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 10:45 AM |
Thanks, DomKitten, Starlight....*grin*...I seriously hate working weekends,
and, with everything getting so complicated and Fate stabbing me in the
arse, etc...I just needed to scream a little...get that stuff off of my
chest...
I think I may have set a new record for use of the f-word in a single
post...lol...
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"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2003 at 08:18 PM |
| no, i think bettie still holds the record for the use of the F word in a
single post.... ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Devin
Administrator  Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 11/11/2003 at 02:02 AM |
| Anyone want to write me a script in SQL and PERL to count fucks? I can give
you hints, but I don't have time to write it right now. I think it'd be
amusing though. ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/11/2003 at 04:28 AM |
*snaps fingers* darn it!
I guess I'll have to let loose more the next time I've reached critical
mass with my temper...*chuckles evilly* ____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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daria_4
Member  Posts: 96 Registered: 29/7/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/11/2003 at 07:16 AM |
Wow, my first use of the Karma Free Zone... here goes:
Suck shit through a tube, XO! You fucking lame-ass Napoleonic little
bastard! Fuck you for taking pleasure in making the entire crew stay late
for nothing. Fuck you for berating your division officer every time she
tries to check out. You goddamn, motherfucking idiot.... of course you sit
there at 8pm with no fucking admin support on a Friday night! What the fuck
do you expect? What the fuck is wrong with you? Leaving work for the day at
5:30 in the afternoon is NOT a motherfurcking half-day. Fuck you for not
only neglecting your two year old daughter, but making the entire crew
neglect their families to fulfill your sadistic tendancies.
Fuck you royally up the goatass for constantly using your stupid goddamn
joke about not being able to trust people whose collar devices don't match.
You know what, motherfucker? If there weren't supply people around, you
wouldn't be able to do your own job! Fuck you for trying to make me into a
Surface Warfare Officer.... I am in Supply. Got it? Supply.... say it with
me now.
Fuck you for all your doublespeak. Don't talk about how important both
inspections are, when all you do is task the crew to help with the
engineering stuff and leave supply out in the cold. If you don't support
supply, don't talk out of your ass and act like you do! Fuck you for making
me waste my time on engineering programmatics when you won't have any of
them help me get the goddamn laundry on the ship working. Fuck you and your
little Command Master Chief bitch. Yeah, he's just your little snitch. He
doesn't give any more of a fuck about the crew than you do. I hope at your
next command, you get a captain who puts you in your fucking place. And I
hope you get a CMC who cares more about the crew than kissing your twisted
ass; one who will stand up to you and fight for the crew.
Fuck you for waiting until the last minute to inform people of your
expectations and then having a meeting an hour later where you berate us
for not having the stuff you wanted done. Eat shit and die. Stay the holy
goddamn fuck out of my office, especially of you're coming in to tell me
how to do my job. You've read one instruction about something, and you
think you know it all. Well kiss my royal white ass, and do my job
yourself. You obviously don't want me to have time to do it.
That's another thing! Fuck you for setting me up for failure! Fuck you for
acting like my JOB---my assigned job---is just some collateral duty that
anyone can do. If it's that fucking easy, then why did I have to go to
school for 6 fucking months to learn how to do it? If it's that fucking
simple, then why don't you just do it? You goddamn motherfucker; I can go
to jail if I don't do my job right. Do you know what accountability is?
Obviously not.
Fuck you for making me do all these other jobs that I don't have time for.
Fuck you for giving these jobs to me when we have more than enough other
people to do them, with nothing better to do. You know, the other people
who don't already have divisions to run. You've got to be the dumbest
motherfucker I've ever met. Fuck you for being alive. You're the biggest
waste of space I've ever met. You're the worst boss I've ever had. You're
probably the worst boss anyone's ever had. I don't know how a piece of shit
like you made it to LCDR.
Fuck, "There's no job too small to micromanage." Fuck, "You can't trust
people whose collar devices don't match." Fuck, "This is a problem with you
guys not filing hold leave correct. Can you fix?" OK, first, how the flying
fuck do you make it that far as an officer and not have a better grasp on
your native tongue? Second, where do you get off telling me that you have a
problem because my guys didn't do something right and then asking me to fix
it--knowing damn well that it has NOTHING to do with anything my guys did.
Get it? We didn't screw your leave up! But of course we're the ones fixing
it. I don't know why the fuck you care how many leave days you have... you
never fucking take leave anyway!
Fuck you for taking pleasure in making junior officers feel stupid. Fuck
you for not trusting your crew. Fuck you for every assinine policy you've
ever made. I hope you trip and tumble all the way down the brow when you
finally leave the ship. You're a piece of shit, not worthy of the Officer's
Crest that you wear. You're not even worthy of being included with the rest
of the human race, let alone leading any of them.
Pack sand, motherfucker. ____________________
"I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although
conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a person
with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict,
and deserves locking up."
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KittyGoesMrow
Fanatic  Posts: 218 Registered: 30/4/2003 Status: Offline
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 posted on 15/11/2003 at 07:22 PM |
| I shouldnt have come here... *cries* ____________________
Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/11/2003 at 07:34 PM |
| KGM: Why? Is it that bad? *offers a hug* ____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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