Do you know how Nicholas Cage got his name? ...
He lived in a zoo when he was little.
"Nicholas"..*points finger*.. "cage". "..In your cage Nicholas"
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alright alright. It might need to be modified, but you get the point.
I think part of what makes it so believable, is that he does have a hairy
chest.
Please comment.
I made this joke.
Does anyone have any good jokes about celebs?
If so, post them here.
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posted on 8/6/2004 at 10:07 PM
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posted on 9/6/2004 at 06:43 AM
That was... uh...
Thanks for letting us know you made it though, it's good to know who to
kill. ...I mean, uh, blame.
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 12:38 PM
(No, must resist...)
Whatever s/he was on to make that seem funny and notable had to induce a
coma.
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 05:57 PM
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys at Michael Jackson's house?
A: With a crowbar.
Q: What's the difference between Frank Booth and your mother?
A: "Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon?"
Q: Why should you trust Nicole Blackman?
A: "I can't do anything else with someone until I've earned their trust."
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posted on 15/7/2004 at 11:45 PM
Oooo.. this one.. I would like to smash a brick into his face repeatedly
then drown him it a vaught of slow bubbling acid =D
[Edited on 16/7/2004 by KittyGoesMrow]
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