Chocholoza
Coward   Posts: 3 Registered: 24/3/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2004 at 07:08 AM |
I have my first celebrity joke!
Yes!!
Here goes. :
Do you know how Nicholas Cage got his name? ...
He lived in a zoo when he was little.
"Nicholas"..*points finger*.. "cage". "..In your cage Nicholas"
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alright alright. It might need to be modified, but you get the point.
I think part of what makes it so believable, is that he does have a hairy
chest.
Please comment.
I made this joke.
Does anyone have any good jokes about celebs?
If so, post them here.
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Shosholoza
Work, work, working in the sun
We will work as one
Shosholoza
Work, work, working in the rain
\\\'Til there\\\'s sun again
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2004 at 10:07 PM |
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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Psychopixi
Fanatic   Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2004 at 06:43 AM |
That was... uh...
Thanks for letting us know you made it though, it's good to know who to
kill. ...I mean, uh, blame. ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/6/2004 at 06:05 PM |
| wow... only three words come to mind. Fucking, stupid, and moron ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/6/2004 at 11:22 PM |
Howabout these three words feral...
Just fucking die. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/6/2004 at 09:38 AM |
Who is the 'die' comment aimed towards?
By the way, in the context of 'Just _ die", the adverb 'fucking' is
supposed to be contracted to 'fucken' as in "Just fucken die."
That's all according to Websters, of course.  ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/6/2004 at 01:48 PM |
| i would just say..."don't cry!" ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/6/2004 at 04:23 PM |
Well, look at it this way: at least s/he has the guts to admit that the
joke may not be that funny.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/6/2004 at 10:43 PM |
| but s/he is lacking the good sense not to post it ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2004 at 11:04 AM |
and the other posts of this person... reek of troll dung
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The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2004 at 10:11 PM |
Hmm, true. Not that I am defending her, though - I'm in agreement with
everyone else, just turning the tables...  *grins*
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2004 at 10:36 PM |
| Anya: nae... you are playing devil's advocate... turning the tables would
have required more than what you said... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 12:38 PM |
(No, must resist...)
Whatever s/he was on to make that seem funny and notable had to induce a
coma. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Rogue
Member   Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2004 at 05:57 PM |
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys at Michael Jackson's house?
A: With a crowbar.
Q: What's the difference between Frank Booth and your mother?
A: "Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon?"
Q: Why should you trust Nicole Blackman?
A: "I can't do anything else with someone until I've earned their trust."
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Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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KittyGoesMrow
Fanatic  Posts: 218 Registered: 30/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/7/2004 at 11:45 PM |
Oooo.. this one.. I would like to smash a brick into his face repeatedly
then drown him it a vaught of slow bubbling acid =D
[Edited on 16/7/2004 by KittyGoesMrow] ____________________
Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo
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