You are most welcome dahlink, but thinking about delia gaging on a G String
isn't top of my list of things to have to explain to the vet. I DO however
have a vengeful weinerdog that has eaten underwear before to get even with
me. Insult to injury, I didn't find out about it until I had to pick up
after her on a walk.
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Domkitten
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Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 24/8/2003 at 12:26 AM
um....
headlines: pussy asphyxiated by g-string
someone had to say it.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
It's bound to happen if it hasn't already. I've seen some wierd, weird
headlines that make me shake my head and wonder how some people made it
through infancy.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 24/8/2003 at 05:54 PM
I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE THE ASSHOLES WHO STOOD MEE UP! Its 5pm on Sunday
and we were supposed to get a ride to BM at NOON! NO CALL! NO EMAIL! AND
WE PAID THE FUCKERS $300! Well the cheque is being canceled but STILL, I
MAKE THEM DIE! FUCK YOO!
[Edited on 8/26/2003 by IamSquid]
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Merry_Widow
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Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 24/8/2003 at 07:47 PM
Squid, I sense you are distressed. Would a sacrifice of several nubile
virgins, chucked into the sea at the coordinates of your choice, perhaps
help you feel better?
You got stood up? The NERVE. I wish there was a way to attatch notes that
would pop up on the bank computer when some asshole tries to cash an
undeserved, yet cancelled, check...like perse in this instance "Uh, sir,
the check is cancelled and they say FUCK YOU. Is that all I can do for you
today?"
Know what *I* HATE?! BITCHY, RUDE, SNATCH SUCKING MULLET WEARING MOTHERS.
I'm so so sorry you have to take your argumentative, ungrateful brat to the
mall and buy them expensive unnecessary clothing for the coming school
year. I'm so so sorry that you for some reason think I'm the devil. I'm
so so sorry that you have a horrible haircut (and you KNOW it's awful,
don't tell me otherwise) that you're in denial about and that you put on
150lbs since you got married and all your husband does is grunt in response
to you bitching at him. I"M SORRY OKAY, but DON"T TAKE IT OUT ON ME.
Either way, leaving our breif and excruciating encounter, my register has
more of your money than when you came in, which equals out to a bonus for
me in three months. As much as you hate me I'm the only thing that stands
between you and your kid shutting up. BE NICE BITCHES, I'm DOING YOU A
FAVOR. It'll all be over in a week and then you can pretend for 8 hrs a
day that you are child free, and I get to see you again in two months for
holiday shopping sprees on your visa, while you preach about season of
peace and brotherly love that for some reason you think includes EVERYBODY
but mall employees. Either way I walk out with your money beeyatch. Stuff
it, go get a real haircut, and stay out of my way on my smoke breaks,
because I'm off the clock then and I don't have to keep my mouth shut.
Oh, and to the military douchebags (sorry, few military guys here) that
seem to think it's okay to shove my new, younger, and rather cute sales
associates into the dressing room and demand they try on a thong for
you....You better hope that I'm not around next time, because they're
smarter now, braver now, and know all it takes is for them to yell for me
and I'll beat you bloody for putting your hands or filthy words on my
girls. I have every right to knock you flat, I can, and I WILL. Go find
someone else to cheat on your wife with, or I'll explain to her why I gave
her loyal husband a black eye the size of a pool ball. Go. To. Hell.
____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
Catiana
Occasional Poster
Posts: 21 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 24/8/2003 at 11:01 PM
hi. since this is the karma free zone, I am going to ask what will
probably seem stupid... can someone please explain the karma thing to me?
Yes, I did read devin's message but, alas, I am not a brilliant person and
am confused. I understand it basically, but what kinds of things will
bring up your karma? I dont have a computer in my home, so I am rarely on
the site, and therefore am probably categorized as a lurker of some kind,
which is fine... but am I missing out on anything I wouldnt want to miss,
such as articles etc? Do (or will) I still have the option of submitting
stories and things? If your Karma keeps on going down do things get worse
and worse? Can I just keep on asking questions like this for ever and
ever, or will I shut up?
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/8/2003 at 09:11 AM
Hmm...what peeves do I have. *clears throat* Here it goes:
Rapists
Communists
Neo-Nazi's
"Holier than thou" Bible thumpers
"Holeir than thou" religion fanatics
Extreme human bashing
Whiney apocalyptical masses
Guys who pull guilt trips because you won't lay them
Girls who bitch and moan for you won't lay them
Religion-bashing authors
Vindictive drama queens
Inquisitors
Flat-out liars
Sniveling picture posters
Leechers
People who just LOVE bigotry
Fascists
People that keep saying that they will kill themself, but do not.
Lawyers (mainly those who let stupidity get rewarded)
People who play their music extremely loud
Invading ants
People with big old vans that whine about how evil gas and oil is
People who step on my feet to support the "Save The Tree Foundation"
Legally legally legally legal legal legal papers
Dust bunnies
*ponders* That may not be all. Ah well.
[Edited on 8/25/2003 by Anya]
Anya
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/8/2003 at 09:13 AM
Catiana: That's what I'm wondering. It might be one of the mysteries of
Shmeng, though.
Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/8/2003 at 07:28 PM
How do people step on your feet for the Save the Tree Foundation?
I thought treehuggers stuck to themselves, more or less...
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Xaoswolf
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Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/8/2003 at 07:39 PM
Next on the X Games, X-Treme Human Bashing!
____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 25/8/2003 at 08:09 PM
I hate fat little white kids! FUcking little brat-ass crackers who waddle
down the strrt looking like friggin Jigglypuff from Pokemon. I hate those
litle fat fucks! I wanna damn them in the chocolate factory.
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
chameleon
Member
Posts: 83 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/8/2003 at 08:14 PM
AGREED! DAMN THEM ALLTO HELL SQUID! you and me, we need to go fast-busting
sometime soon, becasue i can't stand those jerks! especially when you can't
do anything to them because their parents can buy the neighborhoood you
live in... Argh! Angry anger of something thats angry!
____________________ The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects nothing.
It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act without
effort.
~Chuang Tsu
Merry_Widow
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Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 25/8/2003 at 08:50 PM
Oh! IF you are going on a fat kid rampage, stop in San Diego! They're
everywhere! Little fat kids, stuffing their mouths, and shrieking, always
shrieking....
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VampCourt
Fanatic
Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 25/8/2003 at 08:52 PM
I blame the fat kids parents. feeding them shit like mcdonalds and hostess
cupcakes 24/7.
PUKE!
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devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
Merry_Widow
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Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 25/8/2003 at 09:52 PM
Oh mna, I know! I was out shopping with my mom awhile ago, and we were in
the freezer section, and there was this woman asking her already very
chunky kid if he wanted the cheese stuffed crust pizza for lucnh. And this
kid wa complaining about the last one not having enough cheese in it! Yuck!
well we are the most obese nation on earth. We do everything big here,
even our kids. Big gas guzzling SUV's (to call them Sports Utility
Vehicles is almost laughable. Most people who drive them think sports
involves driving their kid to soccer practice twice a week), big houses
with space we don't need, hell even SUV type STROLLERS with goddamned BIKE
tires for BABIES that take up three times the space of ordinary strollers,
and well, gotta fill up those big strollers with big babies. Diabetes
what? Heart disease what? Oh, but they're so cute....
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 26/8/2003 at 12:48 AM
That's okay. I'll blame McDonald's next time I get an obese kid. That's
it - I'm sueing!!!
......
*spit*
Anya
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 26/8/2003 at 12:51 AM
...
*gets a lawsuit on me for a thief getting bit by my guard dog when trying
to rob me*
Alright, fucknit!
I'm sorry that I did not know that you were going to rob my house! *gets on
her knees in front of the court* I promise that next time that when I
suspect someone wanting to rob me, I'll fucking pack my damn bags and leave
it outside so they can rob me without trouble!
Alright you fucking thief. Let me help you pack your truck so you can
complete your robbery on my home. I'm sorry that my dog bit you, you
fucking thief!