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Author: Subject: Karma Free Zone

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Posts: 598
Registered: 24/8/2002
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  posted on 23/8/2003 at 12:06 AM
Dom...Bettie...you ladies have given me some of the most interesting mental images to curl up in bed with....and I thank you for it.

 

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Okay, dazzle me.

 

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Posts: 1570
Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 23/8/2003 at 07:29 PM
You are most welcome dahlink, but thinking about delia gaging on a G String isn't top of my list of things to have to explain to the vet. I DO however have a vengeful weinerdog that has eaten underwear before to get even with me. Insult to injury, I didn't find out about it until I had to pick up after her on a walk.

 

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Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.

 

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  posted on 24/8/2003 at 12:26 AM
um....
headlines: pussy asphyxiated by g-string

someone had to say it.

 

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Posts: 1570
Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 24/8/2003 at 05:39 PM
It's bound to happen if it hasn't already. I've seen some wierd, weird headlines that make me shake my head and wonder how some people made it through infancy.

 

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Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.

 

Extreme Fanatic




Posts: 658
Registered: 27/5/2002
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  posted on 24/8/2003 at 05:54 PM
I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE THE ASSHOLES WHO STOOD MEE UP! Its 5pm on Sunday and we were supposed to get a ride to BM at NOON! NO CALL! NO EMAIL! AND WE PAID THE FUCKERS $300! Well the cheque is being canceled but STILL, I MAKE THEM DIE! FUCK YOO!

[Edited on 8/26/2003 by IamSquid]

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to die so i could watch, and then me die.

-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 24/8/2003 at 07:47 PM
Squid, I sense you are distressed. Would a sacrifice of several nubile virgins, chucked into the sea at the coordinates of your choice, perhaps help you feel better?

 

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Extreme Fanatic




Posts: 1570
Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 24/8/2003 at 10:10 PM
You got stood up? The NERVE. I wish there was a way to attatch notes that would pop up on the bank computer when some asshole tries to cash an undeserved, yet cancelled, check...like perse in this instance "Uh, sir, the check is cancelled and they say FUCK YOU. Is that all I can do for you today?"

Know what *I* HATE?! BITCHY, RUDE, SNATCH SUCKING MULLET WEARING MOTHERS. I'm so so sorry you have to take your argumentative, ungrateful brat to the mall and buy them expensive unnecessary clothing for the coming school year. I'm so so sorry that you for some reason think I'm the devil. I'm so so sorry that you have a horrible haircut (and you KNOW it's awful, don't tell me otherwise) that you're in denial about and that you put on 150lbs since you got married and all your husband does is grunt in response to you bitching at him. I"M SORRY OKAY, but DON"T TAKE IT OUT ON ME. Either way, leaving our breif and excruciating encounter, my register has more of your money than when you came in, which equals out to a bonus for me in three months. As much as you hate me I'm the only thing that stands between you and your kid shutting up. BE NICE BITCHES, I'm DOING YOU A FAVOR. It'll all be over in a week and then you can pretend for 8 hrs a day that you are child free, and I get to see you again in two months for holiday shopping sprees on your visa, while you preach about season of peace and brotherly love that for some reason you think includes EVERYBODY but mall employees. Either way I walk out with your money beeyatch. Stuff it, go get a real haircut, and stay out of my way on my smoke breaks, because I'm off the clock then and I don't have to keep my mouth shut.

Oh, and to the military douchebags (sorry, few military guys here) that seem to think it's okay to shove my new, younger, and rather cute sales associates into the dressing room and demand they try on a thong for you....You better hope that I'm not around next time, because they're smarter now, braver now, and know all it takes is for them to yell for me and I'll beat you bloody for putting your hands or filthy words on my girls. I have every right to knock you flat, I can, and I WILL. Go find someone else to cheat on your wife with, or I'll explain to her why I gave her loyal husband a black eye the size of a pool ball. Go. To. Hell.

 

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Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.

 

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Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 24/8/2003 at 11:01 PM
hi. since this is the karma free zone, I am going to ask what will probably seem stupid... can someone please explain the karma thing to me? Yes, I did read devin's message but, alas, I am not a brilliant person and am confused. I understand it basically, but what kinds of things will bring up your karma? I dont have a computer in my home, so I am rarely on the site, and therefore am probably categorized as a lurker of some kind, which is fine... but am I missing out on anything I wouldnt want to miss, such as articles etc? Do (or will) I still have the option of submitting stories and things? If your Karma keeps on going down do things get worse and worse? Can I just keep on asking questions like this for ever and ever, or will I shut up?

 

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Posts: 656
Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 09:11 AM
Hmm...what peeves do I have. *clears throat* Here it goes:

Rapists
Communists
Neo-Nazi's
"Holier than thou" Bible thumpers
"Holeir than thou" religion fanatics
Extreme human bashing
Whiney apocalyptical masses
Guys who pull guilt trips because you won't lay them
Girls who bitch and moan for you won't lay them
Religion-bashing authors
Vindictive drama queens
Inquisitors
Flat-out liars
Sniveling picture posters
Leechers
People who just LOVE bigotry
Fascists
People that keep saying that they will kill themself, but do not.
Lawyers (mainly those who let stupidity get rewarded)
People who play their music extremely loud
Invading ants
People with big old vans that whine about how evil gas and oil is
People who step on my feet to support the "Save The Tree Foundation"
Legally legally legally legal legal legal papers
Dust bunnies



*ponders* That may not be all. Ah well.



[Edited on 8/25/2003 by Anya]

 

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Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 09:13 AM
Catiana: That's what I'm wondering. It might be one of the mysteries of Shmeng, though.


 

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Posts: 893
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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 07:28 PM
How do people step on your feet for the Save the Tree Foundation?
I thought treehuggers stuck to themselves, more or less...

 

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Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 07:39 PM
Next on the X Games, X-Treme Human Bashing!

 

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Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap. Does that make me a bad person?

 

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Posts: 658
Registered: 27/5/2002
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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 08:09 PM
I hate fat little white kids! FUcking little brat-ass crackers who waddle down the strrt looking like friggin Jigglypuff from Pokemon. I hate those litle fat fucks! I wanna damn them in the chocolate factory.

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.




-ickgirl

 

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Posts: 83
Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 08:14 PM
AGREED! DAMN THEM ALLTO HELL SQUID! you and me, we need to go fast-busting sometime soon, becasue i can't stand those jerks! especially when you can't do anything to them because their parents can buy the neighborhoood you live in... Argh! Angry anger of something thats angry!

 

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The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects nothing. It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act without effort.
~Chuang Tsu

 

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Posts: 598
Registered: 24/8/2002
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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 08:50 PM
Oh! IF you are going on a fat kid rampage, stop in San Diego! They're everywhere! Little fat kids, stuffing their mouths, and shrieking, always shrieking....

 

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Posts: 293
Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 08:52 PM
I blame the fat kids parents. feeding them shit like mcdonalds and hostess cupcakes 24/7.

PUKE!

 

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"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments

 

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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 09:52 PM
Oh mna, I know! I was out shopping with my mom awhile ago, and we were in the freezer section, and there was this woman asking her already very chunky kid if he wanted the cheese stuffed crust pizza for lucnh. And this kid wa complaining about the last one not having enough cheese in it! Yuck!

 

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Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 25/8/2003 at 11:53 PM
well we are the most obese nation on earth. We do everything big here, even our kids. Big gas guzzling SUV's (to call them Sports Utility Vehicles is almost laughable. Most people who drive them think sports involves driving their kid to soccer practice twice a week), big houses with space we don't need, hell even SUV type STROLLERS with goddamned BIKE tires for BABIES that take up three times the space of ordinary strollers, and well, gotta fill up those big strollers with big babies. Diabetes what? Heart disease what? Oh, but they're so cute....

 

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Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 26/8/2003 at 12:48 AM
That's okay. I'll blame McDonald's next time I get an obese kid. That's it - I'm sueing!!!




......



*spit*


 

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Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 26/8/2003 at 12:51 AM
...

*gets a lawsuit on me for a thief getting bit by my guard dog when trying to rob me*

Alright, fucknit!

I'm sorry that I did not know that you were going to rob my house! *gets on her knees in front of the court* I promise that next time that when I suspect someone wanting to rob me, I'll fucking pack my damn bags and leave it outside so they can rob me without trouble!

Alright you fucking thief. Let me help you pack your truck so you can complete your robbery on my home. I'm sorry that my dog bit you, you fucking thief!


*passes out*


 
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