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Author: Subject: Be careful what yoo wish for...

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 12:44 AM
How about this for a new game: We get to make a wish, ANY wish, and the next person has to grant it so that they can make a wish of their own. The catch is, yoo have to grant the wish in the classic genie style where it invariably goes wrong or is taken too literally or something the wisher didn´t intend. It´s Shmeng´s version of the Make a Wish Foundation except we´re being total bastards to the sick little kids which is okay because we ARE the sick little kids.

I´ll go first: I wish I had breasts. Big breasts, cup size C will do nicely. That way I can wear sexy braziers so I can hang a handgrenade from the clasp so that when I take off my bra, someone gets one split second of pleasure and then a face full of shrapnel!

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to die so i could watch, and then me die.

-ickgirl

 
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Registered: 31/12/1969
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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 06:56 AM
"Your wish is my command" *POOF*

You are now the proud owner of a lovely pair of tits, perfectly shaped, size C... the only trouble is, they´re sprouting out of your back...

I wish I had the power to heal anyone of any ailment... physical, mental, emotional.... with a touch from my hand...

 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 08:11 AM
*bzzzzt* - You´ve got it, sweetie. Only you have to really, REALLY want to help those people, as their varous illnesses & diseases don´t disappear, they are transferred to you...

Me? I only want to be Grand Empress Of The World. With total domination of all countries, and a big fucking army to obey my commands. And enough Red Buttons that only responds to my fingerprint - and only when the finger is alive & attached to MY body. Thanks!

 

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All stressed out and no one to choke...



 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 09:15 AM
*poof* You go girl. You´re the ruler of Earth. God´s end of the sewer pipeline for heaven. Welcome ot the trhills of leading people with racial prejudices, poetry writing angstmongers and people with too much cultural pride to respect others´. Have a nice day.

I want to be the only person on this planet.

 

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Make way for the bad guy!

 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 12:58 PM
Yor wish is my command!

*Ozone collapses, global warming goes nuts, certain parts of the globe are going through nuclear winter. The surivors build giant Arks to populate another planet and sorry, they´re filled to capacity. They let yoo stay behind and troubleshoot any problems the Earth might be experiencing. Later!*

I wish for a box of Partaga 120s (very very expensive and rare cigars).

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.




-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 01:05 PM
*abba-ka-something*You are now the only person left on the planet, however, the Earth is now an inferno, thick smoke covers the skies, and water is scarce. Enjoy :grin:

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.

 

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co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)

 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 01:06 PM
darn double post

 

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co-worker: "Your gay!?"

myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"

co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."

-(yes, it actually happened to me)

 





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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 02:49 PM
Okay then. Both of your wishes are granted.

IamSquid, the cigars give you cancer.

dead-cell, your telekinetic powers are revealed to your loved ones, they all go crazy and start killing.

I wish I had an evil death snake the would crawl into people´s rooms late at night and do my bidding. :-D

 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 07:31 PM
Anonymous, the snake does your bidding at night, but does it´s bidding during the day. It follows you to your place of employement, bites you when you arent looking, and you die from the venom 15 minutes later.

I want a dancing goat. :grin:

 

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l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.

 





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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 08:43 PM
~~this is PrismKat~~
*woosh* Your wish is granted. But.. the goat only dances the macarena. (sp?)

I wish... I could mimic anything I´d seen or heard.

*karaoke bar, here I come..*

 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 09:11 PM
Your wish is granted....

As PrismKat hears a bird calling out for its lover...she mimics the same call only louder..and an entire flock of seaguls come and drown her in there own feces.

I wish i had the power to make anything happen.

 

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"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".

 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 10:30 PM
Ala-ka-George, your wish is granted.

You can now cause anything and everything you want to happen, but you are now RESPONSIBLE for causing everything to happen. If the sun doesnt rise tomorrow (literally) its your fault.

I wish to be able to bitch back at customers when they bitch at me without retribution.

 

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l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.

 

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  posted on 26/9/2002 at 10:42 PM
ba-da-bing, ba-da-zort! Your wish is reality...
Unforunately, the only reason they don´t retaliate is because you speak only in a non-sensical gibberish.

I wish that no matter what situation I´m in, I would always know what I was doing.

 

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Okay, dazzle me.

 

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  posted on 27/9/2002 at 12:54 AM
Bloody hell, I have to stop visualizing this, I´m laughing so much I almost threw up... Especially the goat doing the macarena. Glad the guy I´m sharing office with is on holiday...

OK, Merry Widow: But _nobody_ else does.
I´ll scale my wish down a bit from last time: I wish I didn´t drink so much whisky last night!

 

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All stressed out and no one to choke...

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  posted on 27/9/2002 at 03:17 AM
Damn it, now I want a goat.... (that´s not a wish)

Alla-ka-spam! Yoo didn´t drink whiskey last night, instead yoo stayed home alone and cried! (I am bitch, no?)

Ooooooo, I know! I want to never have medical problems of any kind ever again including the ones I currently have and have had in the past.

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to />
die so i could watch, and then me die.






-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 27/9/2002 at 07:29 AM
Hah, maybe I _did_ do that, while drinking whiskey...
Awhg, my head hurts too much to solve your medical problems. You just have to stay sick
(Now who´s the bitch!)

 

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All stressed out and no one to choke...


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  posted on 27/9/2002 at 12:33 PM
::poof:: no medical problems, no disease no bones braking not even a blister to mar your happy lil feet. . . then about 150,000 years go by without a single change in your body, mind or anything, and god damn, it´s cold since the sun blew up and melted the earth. . ...

well, I´d like to be the best lover ever, without having people become obsessed with me or hating me because of it

 

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Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch

 

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  posted on 27/9/2002 at 01:01 PM
Ala-ka-gnome, you are now the greatest lover in the world and no one is obsessed over you or hates you for it. Because theyre all dead. You give them such amazing orgasms that their bodies can´t handle it and they die from pleasure.

I wish for the ability to destroy and create intangible concepts.

 

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l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.

 

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  posted on 27/9/2002 at 04:24 PM
*blink blink* The genie,confused by Alugarde´s wish, yells out "biffity-boffity-bleat." Congratulations, you are now a yak in heat.

I wish I could turn my emotions on and off at will.

 

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Okay, dazzle me.

 

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  posted on 27/9/2002 at 08:31 PM
"PaZONK!"

Wish granted, you can now turn your emotions on and off like a faucet, but also like a faucet in a rundown hotel you either run really freaking hot or colder that a bat´s penis (trust me, they´re cold...long story) So you´re either in a state of emotional limbo, or outright rampaging lunacy...wheee...

I wish I had toast instead of legs...mmm...toast.

 

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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King

 
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