Comedian
Fanatic   Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/10/2002 at 01:49 AM |
*POOF*
Welcome to a world where every is nice to eachother. Unfortunately, you
die waiting on a highway on-ramp for a merge that will never happen as
people keep trying to let the other person go first.
I wish I could kill anyone with complete exonheration(sp?). ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 12:57 AM |
Nothing happens? Yoo get in yor car and take-off in a fit of rage until
yoo plow right into a man running across the freeway. So pissed-off are
yoo that yoo pull a Uy in the middle of the freeway and run back over
him.
Next thing yoo know yoo are awarded the Metal of Honor by GWB himself! It
seems the man yoo hit was a suicide bomber on a mission to get the pres.
GWB also decides to make yoo his personal assasin and gives yoo a real cool
licence to kill with a crappy DMV-type photo of yoo on it.
Yoo can now drive around with yor gun casually hanging out of the window
spraying the sidewalk as yoo drive because yoo feel like it. Next thing
yoo know the phone rings.
Comedian: Yes, Mr.President?
W: Comedian, Iīve booked yoo a flight to Afganistan where yoo will
take-out Bin Laden. None of our intelligence can find him. We need yoo,
comedian, yor the best.
Comedian: I understand, sir.
The next thing yoo know yor lost in some cave in Afghanistan. Yoo never
find yor way out, yoo never find Osama, yor just stranded.
I wish for true love. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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KatB
Fanatic  Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 04:11 AM |
You got it.
It is not returned.
(Moral: Be specific..)
I wish I never got tired. ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 04:16 AM |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! Thatīs terrible!
Alright fine, yoo never get tired. Thus yoo never sleep, hence yoo never
dream. Personally, I think not dreaming is bad enough, but Iīm afraid yoo
go utterly mad from never leaving the Beta EEG pattern and they lock yoo
away.
Okay, this time I wish for true love that is returned equally. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 05:15 AM |
Hah, I can sleep even if Iīm not tired! -That is my spcial super-power; I
can sleep anywhere, under any condition. I Love sleeping, though. Almost
(!) wosh I could do it non-stop...
But for _your_ wish, O Unspeakable horror from the abyss, well, your true
love is so repulsive to all other she/he/it will soon be your only
companion. And you her/his/itīs...
Ah, and did I mention, due to medical conditions, any physical contact is
out of the question!
I wish I could go invisible - and back to normal - at will! ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic  Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 06:09 AM |
Zippity Doo Da
You now have the power to go invisible at will. Unfortunately, all the
light now passes straight through you, which means that none of it is
absorbed or registers within your eyes, meaning that while invisible, you
are blind, which is a good thing, because that Big Mac you ate yesterday,
isnīt quite invisible, and if you though it looked bad in the store, you
should see it in the lower intestine...
I wish I could dance like that River Dance guy. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 06:58 AM |
Meka-leka-hi-meka-hydie-ho!
Yoo are now dancing just like the Lord of the Dance himself...alright, I
donīt know what his name is but yoo know who Iīm talking about, the guy
with a headband and no shirt. Unfortunatly yoo canīt stop (even while
asleep) and nobody takes yoo seriously anymore. Occasionally people throw
produce at yoo and at least once a year a long hook comes from behind a
curtian and snatches yoo away!
I wish Kat would quit picking on mee *sniff sniff* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 07:01 AM |
Well, complain to the person who introduced the game  ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 07:06 AM |
| ...oh yeah, touche...*grumble grumble* ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 08:52 AM |
ah, nobody granted the wish yet!
*pick pick*
8) ____________________
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic  Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 07:55 PM |
KatB quits picking on you. Soon, you are upset and depressed, and hunger
for her attention again...
I really wish my kids would do their schoolwork and chores without giving
me a hellish hard time...
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 08:27 PM |
*Kazaam!(what a crappy movie)*
The kids do their homework and all the chores without you ever nagging.
And, finally, the years slip by, like they inevitably would. Fugit hora,
after all. And they grow; the groves oh Aspens change colors with the
seasons, and so do they, as they grow up. And they pass by your sight
unhindered, and finally, one day you look up to see them haul the last
bureau from their old room, and you are alone. And the time has flown
away, never to be recaptured. A a single, cold tear streams down your
face, along the dlicate curve of your chin, and drops to the table, a tear
for all those times that you never had to really love them.
I wish I was a better writer. ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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MorteAscendo
Member   Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 08:47 PM |
wow..that cruel, good, but cruel
*Meka-leka-hai-meka-johnny ho*
You are now the greatest writer that has ever lived, your writings speak
to people better then your words, so now one will ever listen to you again,
to talk to someone you must write on a pad of paper, and even then a croud
of people rush you to know what you said. Sick of this you run high into
the mountains where you become a hermit only talking to yourself forgeting
the written language of English....
I wish that i could be a civilian again. ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 12:17 AM |
Oh man, Kat, I canīt wait till YOO make another wish...
So yoo miss the civilian life, eh, Morte? While out on the town one night
yoo wander into a bar filled entirely with men. Hmm, whatever, as long as
they still got liquor, right? Well somebody must have slipped yoo a mickey
because the next thing yoo know an MP is waking yoo-up from the other side
of the bars. It seems last night yoo did this giant hairy marine named
"Buba" in the center of the base. Yoo and the marine get courtmartialed.
The two of yoo take-off to Vegas and get married to live the civilian life
in eachothers arms. A year later yoo realize, "wait a minute, Iīm not
gay!"
I wish I had duck feet. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 02:08 AM |
*quack*
Welcome to the world of the duck-footed squid. Captured alive as a rare
specimen of inter-species mingling, you spend the rest of your life in a
tank too small for you and being molested every third month by the divers
who come to clean the inside of the tank and have to deal with annoying
little kids who keep tapping on the glass with quarters.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of helpless victims to exsanguinate for
their adrenal gland extract. Mnnn, adrenochrome. ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 10:34 PM |
*POW* ~ouch..that hurt...
You inherit an unassuming townhouse from a great great great great third
cousin removed whom youīve never met. They were a few years ahead of your
idea, and had a soundproof basement installed where they keep a steady
supply of fresh adrenaline filled youngsters! Plus, a handy gland pump to
boot! 16 Horsepower, what luck!
So, you pump, inject, pump, inject, pump, inject. You feel great. The
little glands on top of your kidneys stop producing adrenaline on their
own, and you are now so dependent and so addicted to your adrenaline pump
that you no longer leave the house other than to answer your door when the
delivery from the orphanage arrives in a non descript brown box. You get
SO excited that you dump them onto the exsanguinating machine all at once
and hook up and POW. Your heart explodes.
Since you havenīt left your house in over a year, nobody realises youīre
gone. You rott in seclusion while the rest of your "herd" starves in the
basement.
I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish that I could sleep tonight. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 11:30 PM |
Ah sleep, perchance to dream and what dreams may come?
Well, tonight yoo dream about being at work. Pricing items, dealing with
idiot customers and half-ass coworkers. people bitching at yoo because YOO
donīt carry Gstrings in size XXXXXXL, snotty little goth kids who try to
convince yoo why yoo should let them shoplift, NO cigarette breaks, and
what is that rancid smell? The best part is tommorrow yoo get to go in to
work for a bit of deja-vu!
I wish I could read a thousand pages (or less when I donīt feel like it) in
ten minutes with 100% comprehension. ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Comedian
Fanatic Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/10/2002 at 11:35 PM |
*phamf*
Congratulations. Speed reading champion of the world, you begin to scroll
through books. Eventually you tire of the pedestrian novels and start
moving to the 1000 page novels(London, what joy). The Rise and Fall of the
Roman empire. You grow old, heavily relying on prescription bifocals to
keep your poor, overworked eyes that can barely compensate and keep up with
your brain. And finally, you finish the last book on earth, and you look
up, eyes bright with wisdom, and say, "I get it!" and promptly die.
I wish I knew the truth. ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 12:27 AM |
*kaaaboooom*...it is granted...you now know the truth...and unfortunately
the truth is that you are actually a ladybug living inside a jar...and
about to be disected under a microscope...the scientist removed the tiny
electrodes that were sitting on your lil lady bug head...and thatīs when
you realized you were a lady bug instead of a human...as the electrodes
were feeding the human idea into you...
I would like to levitate.  ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 05:41 PM |
ZIP-idy-do-da-zip-id-ee-a
You can now levetate, but thats all you can do...you cant walk, move
higher or lower. To move, you have to be pushed or if the wind blows, and
if you loose weight, you will go higher....remember, you cant lay down or
sit either....heh...good luck!
I wish i had Jay Leno's Car collection.
[Edited on 10/10/2002 by MorteAscendo] ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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