Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 29/7/2003 at 09:56 PM |
Here is a place where anyone who doesn't have enough karma to post
elsewhere on the site can whine without fear of losing further karma.
I can't promise what the reactions of other people will be, but the karma
scripts will leave you alone.
Enjoy,
-Devin-
(This karma free zone applies to everyone by the way, not just the ones who
are working on their roach reincarnation)
[Edited on 7/30/2003 by Devin] ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/7/2003 at 11:32 PM |
-=blinks=-
(looks to the left, looks to the right)
I fucking hate bisexual teenagers! and Cat Fancy Magazine! and pissy
VIRGOS!
*Thou Shall Not Be Judged.*
I’m such a hedonist.... ____________________ The OBOLISK is Divine. |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 12:18 AM |
!!!!!!!*MAYHEM*!!!!!!!!!
*ahem* I'd have to agree with you stic, crazy fucking virgos and cat fancy
magazine can collectively stuff it (as far as I know, there are two maybe
three virgos who aren't required to "stuff it" as "crazy", the bad kind,
doesn't apply. You know who you are...)
AND MY JOB, COMPANY, AND IT'S COLLECTIVENESS CAN ALSO STUFF IT.
AND ALL MY FUTURE BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING BUTTHOLE EATER BTS/HOLIDAY
SHOPPERS CAN EAT IT TOO.
AND ALL YOU SHIT EATING SCENESTERS, AND EVERYONE WHO'S GIVEN ME THE "ONCE
OVER" CAN EAT IT. EAT IT BITCHES, ALL OF YOU.
I think that's it, for now. Thank you devin, I needed that. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 01:50 AM |
Oh and Fuck you Scientology! Fuck you raw and good! Fuck you Jane Austin
and your shitty, prissy, Brittish, nilly, lite-drama filled drivel! oh and
I hate you Ronald McNotSoFuckingIrish Donald, with your oddly Irish named
lard filled food products (Mc-fucking-this, and Mc-fucking-that!) and poor
business ethics, lack of respect for other cultures and cancerous
fillers/chemicals/stabilzers.
I feel like we may be judged on some level for all of this bettie.....
Devin Started it!!!! (points finger- whiney voice) ____________________ The OBOLISK is Divine. |
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 01:52 AM |
But a Karama free, sin free world feels soo.... good..... ____________________ The OBOLISK is Divine. |
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Cashmere
Member Posts: 58 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 12:06 PM |
*fumes*
Goddamn creepy old men! I am not a fucking object top be ogled then told
that I am illegal! They come up to me with their beer bellies arguing with
MY store guy wanting to knwo my name? Excuse me, but breasts to not equal a
conversation piece! I do not care if you think I am cute! If you do not
have the brain capacity to say something interesting then I owe you NO
fucking obligation! I am NOT a bitch if i do nto want to talk to your
stupid creepy ass! I am NOT stuck up if I refuse to sleep with you because
you haven't bathed in a week! You CANNOT ask me to marry you if you just
saw me on the street and expect me to say yes! FUCKING CREEPY PEOPLE! ____________________ "Truth is always on the move. It is always somewhere, but never in the
foreground, never on the surface."
-Franz Marc |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 12:15 PM |
Fuck capitalism. Fuck communism. Fuck socialism. Fuck feudalism. Fuck all
those other crappy systems that didn't work.
Fuck Bush. Fuck Clinton. Fuck Bush. Fuck Reagan. And so on. Lincoln and the
Roosevelts (both of em) are cool, though...
Fuck the industrial age. Fuck 1st world, second, and third.
Fuck cars. (except my poor thing... I love it so...) Fuck freeways. Fuck
stupid light signals that don't turn to green even when there's nobody
crossing the intersection.
Fuck pro-lifers. Fuck pro-choicers. Fuck all the people who think they
should regulate what goes on in your pants.
Fuck terrorists. Fuck war hawks. Fuck corporations. Fuck the media. Fuck
the dollar. Fuck the combination of the two.
Fuck the lack of education. Fuck the lack of healthcare. Fuck part-time, no
benefits, minimum wage.
Fuck that I have to have a job to pay for college, and a college degree to
get decent job.
*sigh* |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 12:31 PM |
1. I miss Mercedes too much.
2. It must suck to be the ice-cream man. Driving around hearing that same
tune blasting on your speakers until your shift is over.
3. I don't know, I'll probably think of something later.
____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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ickgirl
Member Posts: 99 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 12:58 PM |
hm, most of these things everyone is bitching about seem like legit things
to write about on the site and not harm their karma. last i checked,
swearing doesn't cause bad karma either
let's remember what the term shmeng means, and why the site was started.
it is, essentially, a place to bitch about shit. devin and i used to sit
around bitching about how shitty people were and it seemed only natural to
create an outlet for that energy.
the fiction writing, the pretty stories, etc - those are all a nice
addition to the site - but i remember devin's famous words "shmeng exists
because people suck"
on that note, i would like seeing people submit some nice juicy rants (well
thought out detailed rants, of course!)
A refresher:
the 7 deadly sins
Stupidity
Uglyness
Pushyness
Violence
Arrogance
Unsharing
Hate
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 07:10 PM |
Gotta agree with that fucker up there, FUCK SCIENTOLOGY, fuck it with a
huge mountianous cock wrapped in barbed wire.
Fuck it with an aids infected ferret on a stick.
Three times even.
But I don't think that just saying fuck is a real good way to use this
Karma free zone, I mean, what about the poetry ban, is it in effect
here.
Haiku fuck you:
I fuck with two dicks
The make me feel like a man
And you are my bitch
I'm going to go take advantage of the blind and mentally challenged now.
Sexually I mean, oh yeah... ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 09:50 PM |
Eh, Ick, it's sort of a catharsis for the little pidly shit that doesn't
equal to a good article, just a quick "fuck that!" to get it off your
chest, and well....a quick chance to not have to hold a conversation and
fling "fuck" about a tad.
Sooo question here: if I feel an oncoming fight do I tell them to meet me
in the Karma-free room after school by the big tire?
Oh, and FUCK YOU CAR! BAD BAD CAR. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 09:56 PM |
What a waste of a perfectly good Karma Free Zone. Just a bunch of
perfectly justified ranting run-on sentances that would fit just fine
elsewhere.
How's this?
All you pussy assed whiney bitches snivelling to me about yer bad karma
after I told your ass over and over not to whine at me cuz it's your
therapy you hard of hearing can't read think you're special punks who think
I owe you something since I was nice to you once and just because I'm
diplomatic means you should take advantage of me by getting me to tell you
what your sorry ass did wrong and what you can do to be able to post
again
*BREEEEEAAAATTTTHHHHHEEEEEESSSSSSS*
Well you can suck my ass with a straw cause you fucked your self with your
own dick not mine and you can dislodge the damm thing yourself and then
explain to me how you got that little thing to reach all the way back there
and how you figure this site is so yours when i built the fucking thing and
all you did was submit your drivel which somehow you thought other people
would be interested in reading since everyone you know is too politically
correct to tell you that you're a fucking moron and should never write
another word and maybe take up being a mime.
I'm seriously running out of air here.
But if you think I'm done you're sadly fucking mistaken you negative karma
piece of shit working on that cockroach reincarnation cuz i wanna make sure
you understand that what you think is interesting is just not fucking
interesting and you yourself are just not fucking interesting and i really
wish you luck trying to dig your ass into the posative karma world cuz it
takes an awful lot to get where you are and it's going to take twice as
much brilliance as it took stupidity to get you there so I told you once
and I'll tell you the last time don't fucking email me whining about what
you did even if I was nice to you once upon a time I don't want to hear it
now cuz you should be doing your own therapy and filling your own holes
since that's what you were put on this earth to do.
Fucking Fuckers ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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ickgirl
Member Posts: 99 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2003 at 11:14 PM |
weeee! jesus christ, ok so first i almost typed "devin, i love when you
take off your diplomatic clothes" then i deleted it. then i typed "devin i
love when you explode..."
miss you - come play
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2003 at 12:18 AM |
I agree Ickgirl and Devin, it is a waste of perfectly good Karma free
space. Yet look at the kind of people that are posting her. (In reference
to Devin's Article "Shmeng 2.0 membership") So far we have a mix of
brilliant people, pets, and Pantheon members. There isn't any otherwise
offensive things coming out of these people that would cause some Karma to
get chopped off- because they aren’t “noisy idiots”. Notice also how the
“Harmless unremarkable members” have yet to post here. The don’t want to
offend anyone.... or participate in this function. This, consequently by
the nature of the people here, is only put to good use by Devin (obviously
for all of the shit he was to wade through daily, dealing with people) or
Callei (who has to edit the said drivel submitted to the site- and that
looks like that issue coming to a close with the new script). - I can’t
wait until she rants here *giggle*
Why I think Bettie, Cashmere, Ironboots, Xaoswolf, Alonesoul, and I are
posting here and taking advantage of the free karma zone, is because these
comments here are pissy, petty, and otherwise beneath what our usual
thoughts and contributions are like. It may not really be bad Karma to put
these words anyplace else on the site, but I think it’s a matter of taste
and the appropriate place to dump some garbage. Honestly, do you really
want an article about me bitching about Jane Austin? Granted it would be a
little funny, but I would have to post it under the heading whining and it
would provide more headaches than giggles.
I'll try to use this more wisely next time, but what I did so far just
makes me feel good.
And actually I think I just have to work up some balls to use this place
properly, I feel like giving some well deserved ass kicking (without being
arrogant or too cocky- you know.... justified). New freedoms can sometimes
be hard to utilize when you are used to social boundaries and rules.
[Edited on 7/31/2003 by Sticupus] ____________________ The OBOLISK is Divine. |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2003 at 12:53 AM |
Aye, I gotta say thanks Devin for making this thread though. It was good to
get out those two things.
I hope though my words didn't waste too much of the karma free zone. They
seemed more like sentence fragments but I just don't care now. Z
And thanks Sticupus for saying those things too. Pretty much too the words
outta my mouth. ____________________
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2003 at 07:05 AM |
Devin, do it again do it again! *jumps up and down excitedly* that was
cool, somehow it had that feel of the priest stepping up to the highly
microphoned podium and then swearing explosively as he stubs his toe, or
the random god flying out of the sky on a flaming chariot with beasties and
load music and everything else; landing on the ground in a great gout of
flame, and then walking out of the smoke over to some twit, saying "wake up
asshole" punching them in the nose and then taking off again.
I love storm energy sometimes, it's so much more fun than caffeine. ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2003 at 07:32 AM |
Groovy... so... we have our own purgatory... works for me...
Feral ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2003 at 08:46 AM |
wOOt devin's off with the gloves and traded the gavel for a shotgun there!
Even if just for a moment ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2003 at 10:38 AM |
Well, lookie what I found. My random drivel;
*takes a deep breath*
I am so fucking pissed off with my ex-best friend it's unbelievable.
Suddenly it's ok for her to dump me and act like an air-headed bimbo
because she's one of the 'cool' people now. She gets to laugh at things
that aren't funny and make like she's queen of the fucking world and we
should all worship her sorry arse because she goes to the pub; she goes and
gets drunk, and gets high and that makes her cool. But 'cause I don't wanna
do those things I'm trash, and below her. Never mind the fact that when she
got beaten up I held her while she cried and told her I'd look after her,
went in the ambulance with her cause her parents couldn't be contacted and
she was scared. No matter that I was there for her when she thought she was
pregnant, and I tried to help her, told her I'd do anything, told her I'd
go to the doctor with her or whatever. But no, now she's all happy and
perky and so fucking insipid it makes me sick. She doesn't need my help, so
I'm not worth her time.
*ahem*
I'm done. Thank you for that Devin. Can't wait for you to explode again
though, that was brilliant! ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2003 at 05:43 PM |
Whoa... Devin... *gasp*
*looks around her for little piles of ash where the karmically challenged
whiners used to stand*
All hail the Almighty wrath of the Deity!!! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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