bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/11/2002 at 11:24 PM |
now darlin if you can scare the manhood right out of 'em I'd be REALLY
impressed....any guys up for a game of "turtle"?
I"ve been told that I've got "the look" down cold.
You know, the one your mother gives you when she's so pissed she doesn't
talk, or that one that your girlfriend gives when you left the seat up and
she fell in trying to pee in the dark.
I'm also quite fluent in ebonics. Bless tacoma and all the knowledge and
talents it's given me....bless the ghetto. Cower in it's GLORY!
~excuse me stewardess, I speak jive....
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/11/2002 at 05:04 AM |
Oh yes I know that look well. My mother is well skilled in this look and
can even scare me with it. I am almost as good as she is at it, hehehe. |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/11/2002 at 06:51 AM |
Apparently I can talk out of my ass pretty well... ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/11/2002 at 09:21 PM |
My mom has THEEE look of all time. She gives that dead stare and lifts one
eyebrow....oh god that made me do all the chores that i did when i was a
kid. ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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ShadezofDys
Occasional Poster Posts: 17 Registered: 29/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2002 at 08:53 PM |
well, I can randomly meet just about anyone over aim (yay me!)
I taught myself to dance, and after about 3 years of looking like an ass
I'm a mighty fine dancer (if extremely limited)
I can pretty much play any sport well
I don't feel stress like any normal person *g*
I'm a mighty good nail painter
I'm one of the nicest people I've known of
pretty much anything I try I'm good at ;D
. . . yeah, I could probably keep going (I'm one hell of a rambler *g*) but
I think that'd be a bit much ;D
and bettie, I think you've become my new love, I forgot the second reason
but anyone who can do a mean axle has my heart ;D ____________________ Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch |
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2002 at 09:34 PM |
Come to think of it, I'm good at holding grudges and making people beg for
forgiveness for weeks on end (depending on their wrong-doings). I'm really
good at sarcasm, witty comebacks and making people cry. I don't make
people cry that often though. ____________________ "Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide" |
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ShadezofDys
Occasional Poster Posts: 17 Registered: 29/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2002 at 09:49 PM |
oh damn, witty banter, damn, I've got that down like a crazy bastard *g*
yeah. . . I really should just go to sleep at this point ::nods:: ____________________ Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2002 at 03:16 PM |
Darkmistress,
I belive, that out of everyone here Dolo has anyone beat on sarcasam and
witty come backs. ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2002 at 04:40 PM |
Probably Morte, but I can take the fame when it comes to the sheep at
school and my family. ____________________ "Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide" |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2002 at 08:35 PM |
eh? sheep? ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/12/2002 at 01:49 PM |
I can... umm... I test well apparently.
I can write decent programs considering I've only been learning for half a
term.
I can get injected / blood withdrawn without maknig a *complete* fool of
myself.
I can actually crack a whip properly. (No dirty comments)
I taught myself how to sew!! ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/12/2002 at 04:21 PM |
the sheep, the herd, I alternate the expression I use to describe them. ____________________ "Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide" |
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/12/2002 at 08:44 PM |
Cant believe I forgot this one but.......
I can kick just about anyones ass in fuse ball.
yeah I am a fuse ball queen....play me and you will see!! haha |
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ShadezofDys
Occasional Poster Posts: 17 Registered: 29/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/12/2002 at 09:15 AM |
fuse ball is one of the coolest things on earth *g* I'm not to shabby
myself, though I've only played 2 different people but from the games we
played I'd have to say I'm not half bad ::nods:: ____________________ Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/12/2002 at 09:04 AM |
Hate to be the uninformed person... what in the blue heck is fuse ball? ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/12/2002 at 02:50 PM |
Fuse ball: http://www.catalogclearance.com/dept.asp?dept=62&id=0200331
46616611111927041 ____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/12/2002 at 12:47 AM |
I have the irritating ability to get stood-up on Friday nights (I should
just stop making plans)
I play keys but am better at sequencing
I can play the guitar and bass guitar (poorly)
I can turn anything into a deadly weapon
I can do just about everything better than most people but can't do any of
those things anywhere near professional quality
I can contact juggle (poorly)
I often offend people who think that nothing offends them
Somehow money just falls into my lap for no apparent reason |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/12/2002 at 02:01 PM |
I am the only person my brother knows who can play Bach properly on the
piano
I have incredible balance
I know how to listen
I can change a messy diaper in no time at all
I can say "bullshit" in sign language
I can sing all four parts in Handel's "Messiah"
I can recite the books of the Bible faster than anyone else I've met
I can say "the frog is wet" in Latin
I am very talented at getting what I need at the very last second
I can make excellent pie crust, angel food cakes 3 at a time, and the best
bread ever 8 loaves at a time. (If I do less, it doesn't turn out right!) |
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ravinsaend
Occasional Poster Posts: 33 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/12/2002 at 07:49 PM |
I can write fairly well.
I can find good music by bands noone I've met has ever heard of.
I can find a way to fix just about any problem for anyone other than
myself.
I can freak just about anyone I meet out just by sitting there and not
saying a word.
I'm a fairly good photographer.
I can out-reason everybody I know using obscure and strange technicalities
that noone else I know would ever think of.
I can sit and listen to almost anything and still hide my impatience and
annoyance.
I can piss poeple off to the point where they actually start figuring out
whatever it is they wanted me to figure out for them.
I can almost always get what I absolutely need to go on with my life as it
is, no matter the circumstances.(Not that I actually know how I manage to,
I just sorta do.) ____________________ Corruption? Why yes..I have plenty of that for sale. |
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/12/2002 at 08:07 PM |
i have the amazing ability to care less in most social situations. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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