DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 04:15 PM |
I can do tarot readings too. ____________________ "Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide" |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/11/2002 at 11:23 AM |
I am a talentless bastard. ____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/11/2002 at 12:01 PM |
well at least you spell well AloneSole. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/11/2002 at 07:38 PM |
Word Perfect 8 spell checker. ____________________
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/11/2002 at 11:19 PM |
I can turn doorknobs with my feet ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Mutant_Duckie
Member Posts: 68 Registered: 13/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2002 at 04:03 PM |
i can belch the alphabet, words, and songs.... and do frequently in front
of crowds.
Can also crack joints freakishly. so ladylike etc. ____________________ ~~ QUACK! |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2002 at 07:12 PM |
I can write short stories that I never ever finish...came really close once
and got it half way revised, but I have yet to finish it. I can also say
the whole alphabet backwards in under three seconds. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/11/2002 at 02:25 AM |
Duckie, think you could belch the whole Star Spangle(?) Banner? ____________________
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Mutant_Duckie
Member Posts: 68 Registered: 13/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2002 at 08:04 PM |
AloneSoul I can belch anything ____________________ ~
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/11/2002 at 02:32 AM |
Anything?
*imagines a world where rich people go to shows which operas are belched
rather than sung*
...I need to get to sleep. ____________________
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2002 at 01:49 AM |
Mutant Duckie>Well if you're taking requests then...I'd like to hear your
belched renditon of Tenacious D's "F**k Her Gently"...sets back and listens
cuz this ought to be interesting ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2002 at 06:05 AM |
Hey Starlight, watch your language, *grins* just say fuck. Censoring is
bad. ____________________
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2002 at 11:21 PM |
Since you can belch anything can you belch things that aren't normally
pronounced? Like instead of belching "asterisk" you could just belch
"*"...THEN you could belch "F**k"... ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/11/2002 at 03:35 PM |
OK, exept from hippie-bashing, I'm a cool (not good!) bass player, & I make
damn good waffles... Oh yeah, and I do believe I am a good kisser ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/11/2002 at 09:41 PM |
i have no talents what so ever... thats gotta count for something right ? |
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/11/2002 at 09:43 PM |
oh, wait I forgot. how about a 5'8" 145 lb pasty lil white boy that does a
mean Peter Steele imitation. I think that might be more humorous than
anything... |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 02:10 PM |
Ah, lessee...
I can walk around on my hands...then amuse children by falling on my head
and nearly breaking my neck.
I can drink an entire bottle of good absinthe in a night, fast and not
die.
Apparently I can't drown...although I can't breath water.
I'm faster than batfuck...and in case your wondering, from what I'm told,
batfuck is fairly swift.
I swim like a lemming.
I can make the goofiest faces without twitching a muscle.
I can speak to the little brain people inside my head.
and thats about it...
Yeah! I sock! er...rock...yeah...
Dude...comedian, that crack about being the best shot at your school was
killer...
____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 02:47 PM |
Dolo, my little Baco Bit, you forgot to mention how you shreik like a bitch
when you are running away "faster than batfuck." ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 04:49 PM |
Oh yeah...that too...man can I squeal, of course thats only to daze and
confuse anything that might be chasing me... ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/11/2002 at 05:31 AM |
Lets see.....I dont think I have any real talents so I will go with the
simple stuff that I can do.
1. I can out drink most guys
2. Dance...including the dancing us punks do
3. Cook really good, or so Im told
4. Sew my own clothes
5. Can almost knock people out with a flick of my hair
6. Make an ass of myself when intoxicated
7. Scare the life out of most men
Thats all I can think of right now....... |
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