MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 07:58 PM |
There are all these stupid things on T.V. nowadays. Over here we get
American T.V. 2 weeks later but all ive seen is these lame Talent shows or
excerps. Now, must of the talent they show are people who can "sing".
Now i want to know whats YOUR talent. Being either being able to pick your
nose with your toes or playing the guitar. I guess I will start.
I can play bass guitar and i can swim extreamly fast. But thats me, now
you all share. ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/12/2002 at 08:07 PM |
i have the amazing ability to care less in most social situations. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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ravinsaend
Occasional Poster Posts: 33 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/12/2002 at 07:49 PM |
I can write fairly well.
I can find good music by bands noone I've met has ever heard of.
I can find a way to fix just about any problem for anyone other than
myself.
I can freak just about anyone I meet out just by sitting there and not
saying a word.
I'm a fairly good photographer.
I can out-reason everybody I know using obscure and strange technicalities
that noone else I know would ever think of.
I can sit and listen to almost anything and still hide my impatience and
annoyance.
I can piss poeple off to the point where they actually start figuring out
whatever it is they wanted me to figure out for them.
I can almost always get what I absolutely need to go on with my life as it
is, no matter the circumstances.(Not that I actually know how I manage to,
I just sorta do.) ____________________ Corruption? Why yes..I have plenty of that for sale. |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/12/2002 at 02:01 PM |
I am the only person my brother knows who can play Bach properly on the
piano
I have incredible balance
I know how to listen
I can change a messy diaper in no time at all
I can say "bullshit" in sign language
I can sing all four parts in Handel's "Messiah"
I can recite the books of the Bible faster than anyone else I've met
I can say "the frog is wet" in Latin
I am very talented at getting what I need at the very last second
I can make excellent pie crust, angel food cakes 3 at a time, and the best
bread ever 8 loaves at a time. (If I do less, it doesn't turn out right!) |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/12/2002 at 12:47 AM |
I have the irritating ability to get stood-up on Friday nights (I should
just stop making plans)
I play keys but am better at sequencing
I can play the guitar and bass guitar (poorly)
I can turn anything into a deadly weapon
I can do just about everything better than most people but can't do any of
those things anywhere near professional quality
I can contact juggle (poorly)
I often offend people who think that nothing offends them
Somehow money just falls into my lap for no apparent reason |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/12/2002 at 02:50 PM |
Fuse ball: http://www.catalogclearance.com/dept.asp?dept=62&id=0200331
46616611111927041 ____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/12/2002 at 09:04 AM |
Hate to be the uninformed person... what in the blue heck is fuse ball? ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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ShadezofDys
Occasional Poster Posts: 17 Registered: 29/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/12/2002 at 09:15 AM |
fuse ball is one of the coolest things on earth *g* I'm not to shabby
myself, though I've only played 2 different people but from the games we
played I'd have to say I'm not half bad ::nods:: ____________________ Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch |
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/12/2002 at 08:44 PM |
Cant believe I forgot this one but.......
I can kick just about anyones ass in fuse ball.
yeah I am a fuse ball queen....play me and you will see!! haha |
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/12/2002 at 04:21 PM |
the sheep, the herd, I alternate the expression I use to describe them. ____________________ "Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide" |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/12/2002 at 01:49 PM |
I can... umm... I test well apparently.
I can write decent programs considering I've only been learning for half a
term.
I can get injected / blood withdrawn without maknig a *complete* fool of
myself.
I can actually crack a whip properly. (No dirty comments)
I taught myself how to sew!! ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2002 at 08:35 PM |
eh? sheep? ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2002 at 04:40 PM |
Probably Morte, but I can take the fame when it comes to the sheep at
school and my family. ____________________ "Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide" |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2002 at 03:16 PM |
Darkmistress,
I belive, that out of everyone here Dolo has anyone beat on sarcasam and
witty come backs. ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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ShadezofDys
Occasional Poster Posts: 17 Registered: 29/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2002 at 09:49 PM |
oh damn, witty banter, damn, I've got that down like a crazy bastard *g*
yeah. . . I really should just go to sleep at this point ::nods:: ____________________ Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch |
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2002 at 09:34 PM |
Come to think of it, I'm good at holding grudges and making people beg for
forgiveness for weeks on end (depending on their wrong-doings). I'm really
good at sarcasm, witty comebacks and making people cry. I don't make
people cry that often though. ____________________ "Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide" |
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ShadezofDys
Occasional Poster Posts: 17 Registered: 29/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2002 at 08:53 PM |
well, I can randomly meet just about anyone over aim (yay me!)
I taught myself to dance, and after about 3 years of looking like an ass
I'm a mighty fine dancer (if extremely limited)
I can pretty much play any sport well
I don't feel stress like any normal person *g*
I'm a mighty good nail painter
I'm one of the nicest people I've known of
pretty much anything I try I'm good at ;D
. . . yeah, I could probably keep going (I'm one hell of a rambler *g*) but
I think that'd be a bit much ;D
and bettie, I think you've become my new love, I forgot the second reason
but anyone who can do a mean axle has my heart ;D ____________________ Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/11/2002 at 09:21 PM |
My mom has THEEE look of all time. She gives that dead stare and lifts one
eyebrow....oh god that made me do all the chores that i did when i was a
kid. ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/11/2002 at 06:51 AM |
Apparently I can talk out of my ass pretty well... ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/11/2002 at 05:04 AM |
Oh yes I know that look well. My mother is well skilled in this look and
can even scare me with it. I am almost as good as she is at it, hehehe. |
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