IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 02:47 AM |
Alright, this is it. Since the dawn of time one question has plagued
humanity: Pants or no? Here we will finally settle it once and for all.
Itīs Mara and myself (pants) against apparently everybody else (no pants).
Same rules as Dueling Banjos but this time... ITīS PERSONAL!!!
Actually itīs not really personal at all, in fact I have never met any of
yoo nor do I wish yoo any harm BUT SO HELP MEE GOD, if one of yoo crosses
mee Iīll retaliate WITH A VENGANCE!!!
Well not really a vengance as much as... Damn it, someone get this started
before I pump out another cheesy Hollywood one-liner like I ONCE SHOT A MAN
JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE. See, there I go again. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 06:45 AM |
In flaps the bat (remember the old fable of when the birds and beasts had a
battle?), prepared to switch sides whenever the whim pleases her!
Iīm for pants!
No, wait, Iīm for skirts, and always have been! Here, I have a picture to
prove it...
Really, Iīm for pants! ____________________
"You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic   Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 09:08 AM |
Canīt we all get along, we could wear skants, not really skirts, not really
pants. We could live peacefully in a blissfull land where we could run
through the wheat feilds and play with unicorns under the rainbows. Well,
all of us except for you mister squid, seeing as you kinda need legs to
run. Hey, before we try out this peace thing, I say we all point and laugh
at the squid thing.
<proceeds to point and laugh> ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Mara
Member   Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 02:11 PM |
*cuts Xaoswolf`s head off give it to Squid* :-)
A present for you  ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 03:35 PM |
<Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of wax lips. Afixes them
to the bloody stump of his head>
Hey now, that wasnīt very nice. :eek: ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 07:05 PM |
| Neither is pointing and laughing at Squid :evil: ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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darkness_of_shadows
Occasional Poster   Posts: 49 Registered: 9/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 08:00 PM |
well i dont really know any of you but i dont like skirts much..
i would join in the slaughterfest but i dont know any of you so i dont
think i will :roll: :razz:  :-? :-o  ____________________
if you want idiocy you've come to the right place
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Anonymous
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 09:53 PM |
<removes wax lips, inserts a large pointy peice of rusty stuff>
Have at thee
<runs at darkness_of_shadows>
how did I say that if I took out the wax lips????? :???: ____________________
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 09:55 PM |
| ok i kinda already stated my side of pants vs. shorts/skirts in
Introductions! But now I am thinking your more breifs kind of people,
rather than boxers. Hmm maybe I should just run off into the woods leaving
a trail of clothes. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 09:56 PM |
in case you couldnīt tell, that was me.
<still wondering how iīm speaking without lips, I start stabbing at
darkness_of_shadows with my neck knife thingy> ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Does that make me a bad person?
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 11:12 PM |
Well this isnīt the bloodbath I was expecting. And people seemed so
passionate on the issue. I guess itīs for the best.
Iīm sorry Mara, but pants are too constrictive and cover the suction-cups
on my tenticles. I mean, I appreciate the decapitation on my behalf (sorry
about that Wolf) but I canīt seem make a descison, I mean the pants were
pretty stylinī and all.
Style or compfort? Hmmmmm ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/6/2002 at 06:27 AM |
Comfort!!! I mean, if weīre out in the blazinī summertime wearing our best
black, we -should- be allowed the comfort of wearing skirts. Think of it:
Every time a breeze comes by it goes up your skirt and you laugh like a
little girl...
But in pants, its hard to laugh like a little girl.
*Pulls open the doors to a giant shipping container*
*out pours a hundred skirt-clad scots and romans*
Hahaha! Mara! Lets see you run!
*scots start fighting romans*
Dammit, I forgot they were enemies...
But thankyou Xaoswolf, for holding the front line alone... That was very
commendable. *struts around like a general, ignoring the roman/scot fight
nearby*
Skirts! ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/6/2002 at 10:57 AM |
I`ve strageticly placed deadly lasers in the ground that will shoot up
you`re little scotts and romans skirts nailing the them in their most
senitive area *points and laughs at Ironboots* :lol: :lol: :lol:
Squid if the pants are covering the you suction cups cut holes in them its
not that hard
And if you want to feel the summer breeze wear baggy pants with holes in
them its as easy as that!
And you can laugh like a little girl easily in pant especaily in
pants....as you run jump and play in pants something you can`t do as easily
in s skirt without *coughs* exposing yourself to the public :-( which is
something we don`t want to see especially for you Ironboots! :grin: ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/6/2002 at 11:45 PM |
*watches the scots and romans stop fighting eachother to cringe in agony*
Bring on the enuchs! And the Amazons!
*skirt-clad enuchs and Amazons hop in* Luckily, theyīre not enemies, so Iīm
safe...
Bring me the head of Mara!
*Amazons and Enuchs advance on Mara*
Oh, and skirts are fun to play in... Especially if you have the reckless
abandon to disreguard your skirt flying around. What are you, a prude?
Of course, when a skirt would get in the way, you can always go with out
anything... :-D ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/6/2002 at 12:19 AM |
*turns up the power and watch them split in half*
And I`m not a prude.... you dork! i just want to see whats under there on
some people!! :-? ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with
friends
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boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/6/2002 at 12:37 AM |
Skirts rule, pants drool!
*stomps out all of the secret laser doo-dad thingys*
Cīmon, I can call them that if I want to!
____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/6/2002 at 12:43 AM |
| PANTS RULE!!!!!!!! *turns her laser to full blast and set ironboots on
fire* :lol: :lol: :lol: ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with
friends
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and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/6/2002 at 12:45 AM |
Oh, I just though of something:
Why do you proclaim that skirts are evil, when your avatar here at shmeng,
the Sailor Scout, wears skirts regularly?
*sticks out tongue*
*puts out fires* ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/6/2002 at 12:53 AM |
Perhaps if I tried squid hakima I could have the stylish chic of pants with
the arousing breeze up my skirt.
Iīm for hakima! Whoīs with mee? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/6/2002 at 12:56 AM |
So that a uniform something the HAVE to wear it!
I bet if they got to design it in the beginning it wouldn`t have been a
skirt!
*set you back on fire* :evil:
So does this mean you`re back on the side of greatness squid!? ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with
friends
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and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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