Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 02:12 PM |
Alrighty then...somethin´ new. I propose this lil´ forum string here be
where we can vent our frustations with a little virtual ass kicking...most
creative wins yeah? Anything goes, no rules...and the only weapons we have
is our unbound and twisted imaginations, and literary acumen...have at
thee.
::Stands tall, a rubber chicken in one hand and a half empty bottle of
Capn´ Morgan in the other...consequently...I´m still not wearing any damn
pants:: :evil: Rrrrr... ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 03:14 PM |
*grabs the concept of time and smacks dolo with it* ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 03:17 PM |
*grabs an orange* ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 06:25 PM |
*looks at pantsless Dolo* I didn`t know they could be that small :eek:
Don`t you ever wear pants? :-? ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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necromancer
Occasional Poster Posts: 48 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 08:53 PM |
*catches the wandering pantless dolo in a booby trap and promptly flogs him
with his rubber chicken until he screams for mercy* :lol: :lol:
:lol:
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Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 09:52 PM |
Pants are just a place to put your pecker - therefore dolo doesn´t need
pants
(say that out loud without spitting) ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 10:13 PM |
::Gets repeatedly bashed, flogged and humilated then suddenly squirms free,
climbs to the top rope and proceeds to Mighty Goth Ass Slam anything that
moves! Followed by belligerent drunken sailor-speak as he rubber-band snaps
his rubber chicken straight for necromancer, while gallantly flipping "the
Bird":: Huzzah for me! You dastardly curs! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 04:58 AM |
Also, on a side note...I am honored to have become a tongue-twister...yeee!
:lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 05:10 AM |
When suddenly, Schizo materializes by Dolorosa, and knocks him off the top
rope with her enormous stomach! Haha! No one can escape the burgeoning
abdomen of destruction!
And you can´t hit back, cuz it´s SIIIIICK to hit a pregnant girl!
Of course, this is Dolorosa we´re talking about... :wink: ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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necromancer
Occasional Poster Posts: 48 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 08:15 AM |
ducks, rubber chicken flies over head and smacks Alugarde in the face, runs
over to fallen dolo and kiddie whips him on his bare ass, "who´s your
daddy?" :lol: ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 08:56 AM |
*grabs an orange* *bites the stem off of it* *throws it at Alugarde* Heee
hee hee! You cannot subjugate the self-appointed forum king! All will drown
before me! Pants are evil! Don´t forget, April 15 is tax day! *laughs
insanely, then shoots the two stupid guys that insist on playing their
stupid banjos in the middle of all this* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 08:59 AM |
You´ll never get me, Dolo! You´ll never get my crown! *runs back to
cardboard throne to retrieve: THE ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS* Hahahaha! This
ancient sword will cut a hole in you large enough to jump in! *starts
swinging the semi-ordinary sword* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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pAris
Member Posts: 115 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 11:03 AM |
*picks up banjos (one in each hand) and swings them in mighty circles*
*Leaps in to the melee to save Dolo as one of the banjos cracks over the
head of Necromancer and the other goes flying at Alugarde*
"Take that, you pusilanimous unkempt dogs of questionable lineage and
form!" ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 11:39 AM |
Aaah yeah! Tag-team action yo´! :erforms the Ten
Thousand Angry Chihuahua´s Kung Fu stance and proceeds to gnaw the unholy
shit out of Necromancer´s leg with tiny needle teeth, qouting star wars
randomly:: You not my father!! ::Then Suddenly whips out his big blue
babboon ass and death moons Ironboots:: Long live the king...my ass! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 11:55 AM |
*smacks the rubber chicken into Ironboots´ orange and paris´ banjo with his
handful of time, then squishes his own orange spraying a horrible citric
assault into necromancer´s and paris´ eyes* ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 11:56 AM |
One word, "Ice cream on the crotch" wait thats 3 words.... :-P ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 12:27 PM |
*Slips out of the shadows, grabs one of the banjos frmo Paris and starts
firing rubber chickens cross bow style* "Dodge a C sharp!" :Twaaaaang: ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 02:56 PM |
*from seemingly nowhere, a tenticle grabs Dolo´s tongue and lifts him into
the air, batting him around like a pinata with another arm*
(insert cheesy Bruce Campbell line here) ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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necromancer
Occasional Poster Posts: 48 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 03:23 PM |
*laughs insanely as Dolo chokes and goes into convulsions from ingesting
her poisonous blood and watches him puke all over Squid, scrambles away
dodging flying rubber chickens, and punches Alugarde in the nuts before
going after pAris* ____________________
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 06:23 PM |
Incoming!!!
*lobs the lime jello into the writhing bodies* ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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