IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/6/2002 at 08:25 AM |
G-STRINGS? I gave yoo a chance and yoo sell mee out for anal-floss? Yoo
die now!
*and the Squid did smite down upon Xaoswolf with a barage of sporks. And
slowly unto him were the epidermal layers removed until there was naught
but scattered entrails and a skeleton. And yay, it was good.
-John 3:16 (my own translation)*
Who else dares to oppose pants? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/6/2002 at 09:03 AM |
<in walks the ghost of Xaoswolf, wearing naught but the chains that he
forged in life, of course, these chains were forged into the shape of a
rather shiny G-string, but, hey, what else would you expect from a guy like
me>
Fool, can you not see the error of your way. I have seen the chains that
you are even now forging, and you have several more apendages to stick
floss between. Oh yes Mr. Squid, you are going to suffer a fate worse than
mine if you continue on in this manner.
You will be visisted by three spirits.
The first will visit you between the hours of midnight and 6:00am.
The second will visit you between the hours of 4:00 and 7:00am, but not
before the first spirit, and only when you are sitting on the toilet and
completely unprepared for a visit from a spirit.
The third will come whenever it wants to, in fact itīs here now, which
would actually make it the first spirit, but whoīs counting?
<The ghost of Xaoswolf sinks through the floor, and in walks the ghost
of Rosie Oīdonnell(I know she isnīt dead, but if you were her ghost,
wouldnīt you leave her and get a better job?)> ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Mara
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posted on 19/6/2002 at 01:09 PM |
The creepy thing about that is even his ghost has a hair ass :roll: ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Ironboots
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posted on 19/6/2002 at 01:21 PM |
What is immodest about pants is that they easily rip in the butt... Would
you want Xaoswolf getting a rip in the butt of his pants, hmm, Mara?
*calls the ghostbusters on rosie before she can use her damn koosh
launcher*
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Mara
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posted on 19/6/2002 at 01:31 PM |
ripped pants can easily be fixed and we would only have to view his ass for
a short while but in a g-string we have to look at it till he puts on pants
:sad: ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 01:55 AM |
*shoves a tenticle up Ironbootsī ass and tears upward until reaching the
shoulders*
Yor ass got ripped and yoo donīt even wear pants. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 06:41 AM |
*dry chuckle*
funny...
*Calls up Sushi Emporium* *glances at Squid* "Yes, heīs over here. Do you
want me to call the sumo team? Iīm sure heīd fill many people..."
*Calls the Sumo Team*
*Starts laying out some seaweed and rice on a table* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 07:54 AM |
Far be it from me to eschew violence over a peaceful solution. On one
hand...I definately donīt much like those damn pants...on the other...I
REALLY like Sushi...deliberations deliberations...
Ah what the hell... :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:08 AM |
Neither of yoo nor yor morbidly obese Nihunjin pawns shall make tako of
Squiddo!
*picks up the Sumokanas as they run single file (of course, movies donīt
lie) toward squid and one by one curls them into little celluloid balls and
bowls them toward the sushi chefs who explode on impact, (of course, movies
donīt lie) shower the battlefield with entrails and Sumo thongs*
Too easy, come on... ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:09 AM |
Neither of yoo nor yor morbidly obese Nihunjin pawns shall make tako of
Squiddo!
*picks up the Sumokanas as they run single file (of course, movies donīt
lie) toward squid and one by one curls them into little celluloid balls and
bowls them toward the sushi chefs who explode on impact, (of course, movies
donīt lie) shower the battlefield with shrapnel made up of entrails and
Sumo thongs*
Too easy, come on... ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:12 AM |
Dear me...and hey, I thought Tako was octopus...HEīS AN IMPOSTER!! Giant
freaking octopus-thing!!!
I am of two minds! My heart and honor are caught between! No
escape...*Commits Seppuku...or at least attempts it again* ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:16 AM |
Oh, gotta get technichal on mee, eh (is tako octopus, I thought it was
squid) Put yor intestine back in and fight like a Gaijin! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:19 AM |
GAIJIN!? Agh! Iīm a freaking Akuma gweilo!! Itīs on you imposter!...had we
been in deuling banjos, as it is...I will just have to stand my ground and
say. To hell with pants!! If we were meant to wear īem!! Weīd a been born
with īem!!!! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:28 AM |
Yeah and if squid were meant to walk on land they wouldnīt come from space.
Letīs finish this! ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:31 AM |
<A ghost rises from the floor amidst the carnage of the dead sumo>
So it looks like you did not learn from the visits of the spirits.
I shall have to teach you another lesson.
<claps his hand. More really fat ghosts rise from the floor, each
wearing a thong>
Beware the fury of the Undead Thong Squad!!!
Get them my ectoplasmic sumo warriors, drag them to the Hell Where People
are Skinned Alive. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:34 AM |
Whats that say? Itīs says Hell of Being Skinned Alive. Really? No...Itīs
says keep out...I was just kidding.
Now things are truly becoming coherent. Yeeha...:Rides the wild
paramecium: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:38 AM |
I think we all better evacuate this one, the Rosie OīDonald ghost is
leading the legion of Sumo. And yes, she too is wearing a sumo thong! ____________________
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-ickgirl |
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:47 AM |
I thought that one had bigger sumo man boobs than the others. Not that I
was looking mind you, they are just really hard to miss when they run like
that. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:52 AM |
wrong wrong wrong WRONG!! *bangs head against wall* This is not good for my
therapy...*Puts on a dildo hat and grabs some sex-lube* Fuck it...things
are about to get truly fucked up... ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 08:56 AM |
Iīd say things are already fucked-up but yoo got my attention. ____________________
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-ickgirl |
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