IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2002 at 02:47 AM |
Alright, this is it. Since the dawn of time one question has plagued
humanity: Pants or no? Here we will finally settle it once and for all.
Itīs Mara and myself (pants) against apparently everybody else (no pants).
Same rules as Dueling Banjos but this time... ITīS PERSONAL!!!
Actually itīs not really personal at all, in fact I have never met any of
yoo nor do I wish yoo any harm BUT SO HELP MEE GOD, if one of yoo crosses
mee Iīll retaliate WITH A VENGANCE!!!
Well not really a vengance as much as... Damn it, someone get this started
before I pump out another cheesy Hollywood one-liner like I ONCE SHOT A MAN
JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE. See, there I go again. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2003 at 06:48 PM |
*starts dancing cuz more pant lovers have arrived as
reinforcements...yeah!!!*
(For the record Catiana...I think hakimas and kilts are way cool...but the
hakima and kilt wearers ....who Could have chosen to fight for pants...have
chosen it would seem to fight for skirts...and while I do occasionally wear
a skirt...I usually wear pants of some sort.....but Skorts.....oh
god.....hideous!!!)
*looks at Catiana...and waits to see if she's going to get violent or
not....cuz well if she's gonna be non-violent...she's gonna be thrown as a
distracting sacrifice to the skirt-freaks....grinz all wicked as
hell.....gives her a machete and puts her to watch over Dolo in his tub*
*sees Ironboots obliterate the trolss....but only after they ate squid's
dismembered tentacles...* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Nicholas
Member Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2003 at 04:25 PM |
*crawls forth from the dark, oily, pit where forum newbies spawn. Looks
around and pulls forth a strange pair of pants*
I have pants that i can remove the parts below the knee from... they're
attached with zippers..... LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THE BLACK CARNIVAL OF
HORROR YOU WERE BORN INTO! YOU CAN'T STOP CRYING NOW LITTLE GIRL, FOR
TODAY, YOU HAVE BECOME A MAN!
*attaches and detaches the legs several times.. then hides under a rock* ____________________ "Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2003 at 12:59 PM |
Oh its to late now Catiana, you said ok Im for pants I guess! muhahahaha! ____________________ Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate! |
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Catiana
Occasional Poster Posts: 21 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2003 at 12:52 PM |
hm, im coming into this really late, so this may have been said, but what
about wraparound pants? they are skirt-y and comfy and oh so stylin. and
there is also SKORTS - the epitomy of cool in the seventh grade, you coould
have the look of a skirt but noone could see your panties
and i am not for skirts or pants.... jumpsuits! oh wait those are pants.
okay im for pants i guess.
But i refuse to get violent about it! ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2003 at 06:49 AM |
I'm so freakin' tired... Stupid cold...
Oh well, gotta do what a man's gotta do...
*calls out for the deity Azura, recieves 80 foot claymore, grows to
proportion with the sword*
Stupid trolls...
*steps on three, obliterates the others with the sword...*
Gahh... tired...
*lays down on the nearest mountain*
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 11:31 PM |
*kicks back on a lawn chair...watching the trolls go to work on Squid...one
of them crawling up under his bottom side (I assume cuz the troll's just
nasty like that)...and eight of them grabbing one tentacle each...and one
standing there shouting..."Ready!...Set!...PULL!"* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 09:53 PM |
Oh no? Then what's that?
*points behind Mara who is fooled and turns around to see what it is. When
she relaizes she's been had she turns back around with a disappointed look
on her face only to find herself looking down the barrel of Big Bertha
which promptly extinguishes her from the face of the Earth* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 08:27 PM |
*jumps off her TNT throne and straps squid's ghost to i and pu the crown
on himt*
*grabs a torch and spits fire at geist and merry setting them a blaze.....
grabs dolo by his ankles and puts him back in his tub ..throws merry and
geist's flammin corpes at squids ghost still strapped to throne watch then
both blow sky fuckin high*
I SHALL NEVER DIE!!!!!! ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 06:53 PM |
*after trying in vain to get the zombies to do my bidding...because they
are only doing Mara's bidding and if she's dead....well EEEEEeeek!*
*feeling very very alone and outnumbered with all the skirt-wearing freaks
suddenly united and all the other pant-lovers dead or already deserted the
battle altogether*..umm...Hello...oo...oo...oo... That's
Great...aaat...aaat...aaat... an Echo...oo...oo...oo
*ponders the idea of kilts or hakimas...and realizes that the wearers are
on the skirts side......soooo......conjures up 20 trolls...8 ft
tall...green bodies and red hair...all wearing black leather
mini-skirts...and real damned pissed about....sets them onto the group of
skirt-wearing freaks* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 06:52 PM |
*waves* Goodbye Mara.... ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 06:06 PM |
i think at this point we can all agree Mara needs to be removed from
exsistance. and to unleash my wrath i must possess her body since i am
apparently dead.
*Mara creates a throne of TNT. a crown or plastique, holds a dynamite
scepter, and pours 8 hundred trillion gallons of gasoline down her
throat*
anyone got a light?
*no sooner does she ask this than she collides with the Sun* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 01:37 PM |
Nice try! You can't brain wash that which is already scrubbed! The Jesuits
have already been here! Muhahahaha!!!!
*busts some mad yoga skills and wiggles out tof the ropes, buts loose CGB
and nabs Dolo while running out the door butt nekkid*
Free at last, free at last...!!!!! ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 12:55 PM |
*ties up the scotsmen with the squid clones and turns them in to
brainwashed zombies that do her bidding* GO Rescue Starlight!!!
*watches the Squid Clones and Scottmen rescue starlight and brings back CGB
while sitting on the tub that she put Dolo back in*
NOW CGB AND MERRY YOU WILL LIKE PANTS!!!!
*ties up CGB and Merry and brainwashs them and put them in pants* ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
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boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 01:11 AM |
SCREAMS in agony hoping that someone will hear my screams and rescue me
from CGB's den of skirt-wearing hell !!! ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 06:08 PM |
shew thanks I was almost brain washed by Mara cause she has hella
skills!!!!!!!
::runs by and snatches Starlight up so Dolo can get up and defend
himself...takes Starlight to my house where I tie her up and make her wear
short skirts all day:: ____________________ Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate! |
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 05:22 PM |
::Jumps over the table with his army of Scotsmen and comes to CGBs rescue::
All right thats it !!! ::Clones 10,.000 copies of Squid and clothes them
all in Hakimas:: Come my aquatic brother ! Our forces shall crush those of
the evil pant wearers !!! ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 05:19 PM |
*runs home real quick...just on a whim...and sees all my pants are
gone...and CGB's damned calling card ...a house full of skirts...in their
place*....holy fuck CGB's gonna SOOOOOOOOOO get it for that one...
*storms back to the ring all pissed...just in time to hear Mara screaming
to sit on Dolo...wondering if that's Really gonna stop him...but sits on
him anyways*
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
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never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 02:45 PM |
STARLIGHT PLEASE sit on dolo for me
*sneaks in to Squid Merry Dolo and Geist's houses and steals all their
skirts*
*sneaks in to Ironboots' house and steals all the squid parts and his
skirts*
*Kidnapps CGB and takes all her skirts and hakimas and takes back the
pants*
*puts CGB in the brain washing room*
*Burns all the skirts hakimas and squid to ashes*
now to brain washing CGB ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 01:43 PM |
*looks down at the calamari*
That better not be the reamins of my favorite 200 ft. long sea
monster...cause then...I would be mad... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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