Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:48 AM |
*snores on the ground with calamari dribbling out* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:18 AM |
You show em Merry!!!!!
::starts sewing millions of skirts::
::sneaks to Mara, Starlight, and Squid's house and steals all there pants
and hakima and puts nothing but skirts in there place::
____________________ Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate! |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 08:00 PM |
oh, you so did not...
*busts out the demon queen powers and burns the pants off of her legs,
leaving behind one of her normal split skirts and shit stompin' boots*
Fuck yeah! No one tells me what to wear! Now give me back that hose,
Dolo.... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 10:18 PM |
*wakes up* oh shit...the fights already going on...and there's squid fully
disabled...well it looks like the side of skirts is severly beginning to
depend on what CGB has planned...but of course I'm wanting to pants to win
so Go Mara! Go Mara! ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 07:48 PM |
::regurgitates the pieces of Squid and gives them to Boots to
reassemble::
Looks like Mara is dominating this fight so far. She has to
establish early on that shes not afraid of anyone. With Squid out of the
game and Boots temporarily occupied with putting him back together the
forces of Skirts seem to be running a little thin. Lets hope they can get
back into the match before its too late. And lets not forget poor Dolo and
Merry. Although I'm sure Merry loves her new piercing that could cause some
trouble in the long run and the nekkid Dolo looks a little frigid. Skirts
may have one advantage though. I get the impression that CGB is plotting
something, as she is nowhere to be seen. ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 12:21 PM |
Naked!
::gets hose, sticks it down his throat and does his best impression of a
man in space:: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 07:26 AM |
*pulls out a knife sets*
OH SQUIDDY!!!!
*stabs squid in his gaint eye and nails him to a cutting bored*
calamir anyone?!
*cuts squid in thin slices and fries him up with some onions*
OH BOOTS GEIST dear its dinner time
*ties ironboots and geist to chairs and stuff fried squiddy down their
throats till the both choke and die.......... Throws a knife at merry
pinning her to the wall and puts her pants..... grabs dolo and put in a tub
of ice water with a lid and sit on the lid*
____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 07:00 AM |
*cheers*
Yeah! Go my half-skirt-wearing brother! Go!
*waves a "Pants are murder" poster*
Ooh... wrong one...
*brings out the "Pants are evil" poster* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Geist
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 12:13 AM |
::taps on microphone::
At an Amazing 60 ft long and weighing in at 3 3/4 tons. Sporting multiple
appendages and fighting for the Hakima !!! SSSSSSSSSQQQQQUUUIIIIIIIIDDDDDD
!!!!!!! ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 12:10 AM |
okay before I reign terror upon everyone, let's have a quick declaration of
affiliation. I'll start:
Hakima ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Geist
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posted on 12/3/2003 at 11:32 PM |
::sees the nekkid charred Dolo:: Ouch thats gotta hurt. CGBs stilletos
certainly are impressive but they'll be in real trouble once she brings out
the knee high steel toes. And lets not forget Merry, Alone, and Iron. They
may very well be the decisive factor in this bout. This is anyones war and
as they say all is fair. Good luck to all of our competitors and let the
fight begin !!! ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/3/2003 at 02:20 PM |
::Sputters, all charred and nekkid:: Christ! I look like a lava
lamp...every time, jeez, she's NEVER in the mood when I am...gimme' that
hose! ::Makes for the hose::
____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 12/3/2003 at 02:10 PM |
*turns the fire hose on Dolo and his mood lighting*
Not tonight, dear, I have a headache...
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/3/2003 at 06:57 PM |
*nah...the outfit brings out your eyes...don't worry*
*speaking into the other microphone*
Well Geist...you're absolutely right abot Mara. She's one hell of a tough
competitor, but I've seen CGB sharpening those stiletto heels of hers. With
those as a weapon, well let's just say I hope the others are ready for some
pain. I agree with you about the Squid fellow, he sure does have the
other's beat with all those appendages of his. It would seem though that
both Mara and CGB have it in for Squid, I'd hate to see what happens if
they should join forces against him.
*seeing Dolorosa bursting into flames on the side of the ring*
Well folks that's one heck of a way to provide some extra lighting for the
event, but certainly a moment to remember. Back to you Geist.
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/3/2003 at 06:15 PM |
::Strips nekkid, douses self with kerosene and lights a
cigarette...providing appreciable mood lighting for the final stages of the
conflict::
Aieeeeeee! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/3/2003 at 05:45 PM |
*wonders if his outfit makes him look fat*
Tonight on celebrity Deathmatch, the modesty or comfort ? (Pants vs
Skirts)
Good evening every one. This is your ring side commentator Geist here with
Starlight bringing you the highlights from tonights fight. Pants VS
Skirts.
I dunno Star. This could be anyones fight. Mara certainly is a difficult
opponent.... Shes got the reflexes of a jungle cat and the tenacity of a
pit bull, but that Squid thing on the other side of the ring sure is
intimidating. I think is all gonna come down to what each one can pull out
of their personal arsenal. |
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/3/2003 at 04:30 PM |
YAY for Stilettos!!! woohoo! ____________________ Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate! |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/3/2003 at 04:09 PM |
*looks over at Geist...grinz thinking that we look so cute in matching
lingerie*
Well...at this point...I'm thinking it's all gonna come down to who's got
the sharper heels. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Geist
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posted on 11/3/2003 at 03:51 PM |
*walks in wearing a black lace push-up bra and a matching thong and sits
next to Starlight*
So who ya thinks gonna win Star ? |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/3/2003 at 09:25 PM |
*walks in wearing a black lace push-up bra and a matching thong*
I'm just gonna sit here in neutral attire and watch to see who kills off
who first. Personally I'm still on the side of pants. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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