Devin
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 02:38 PM |
IamSquid wrote on Aug 26, 2003 - 05:03 PM:
Is it possible to do Shmeng Roasts? yoo know like the Firar's Club and
Dean Martin. Each month, a different Shmengling is selected and people get
to poke fun at them (all in good humor of course). Good idea? Bad
idea?
So since Squiddo suggested it, Squiddo is first. Welcome to the first
anual Shmeng Squid Roast. Be careful what you say though, The roastingest
roaster is next. ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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Devin
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posted on 5/12/2003 at 12:15 PM |
This game is over.
Feral is the winner
The new game has started here:
http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=XForu
m&file=viewthread&tid=534 ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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feralucce
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posted on 5/12/2003 at 12:34 AM |
this cannot be .... this should not be petering out damnit!!!! ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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feralucce
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posted on 28/11/2003 at 01:17 AM |
You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to
yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent
puke! Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a
homosexual midget: in which case, you're in the cupboard! You're damn right
about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie
Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You're a
politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take
your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to
peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Like your height, everything
about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. You
scrawny-assed, anorexic African famine victim; if you had dreads, I'd grab
you by your ankles and use you to mop the floor. You couldn't get a job
cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy
puddle of goat's piss. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw
anything away, do you? I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is
wrote something down for me; Oh, yeah, "Fuck off." May you live a long life
and be the butt of many jokes to come. ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 28/11/2003 at 12:54 AM |
Oh, now that's a mental picture I could do without...*shudders*
Squid's a brave critter; he insists on showing everyone his tentacles
whether they want to see them or not.
(yeah, it's lame, but I had to justify the post) :p ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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feralucce
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 12:17 AM |
Squiddy.. I have a lot more... *winks* but don't wanna blow my wad on
you... i mean, you'd enjoy it... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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IamSquid
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 02:14 PM |
Okay, so everybody already knows that Ferals going to be the next roastee,
that means everyone should feel free to get as nasty as they want with mee
since they have nothing to fear. Unless of course yoo want to compete with
him, in which case yoo had better get started right now. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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feralucce
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posted on 24/11/2003 at 09:59 AM |
well... domktten... I was venting spleen... an it felt good*grins ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Domkitten
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posted on 24/11/2003 at 04:23 AM |
Feral: I'm all for roasting, I just think it would be more interesting if
those were a little more thought out, I suppose....but I'll save it for
your roast.
Squid: That's right, you don't lick toes, you are prone to hoof licking
instead.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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dead-cell
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posted on 23/11/2003 at 11:44 PM |
So..That means Feral is right about everything else, even the stuff that
contradicts the other stuff?
Bettie: I'm guessing at least one was in his back pocket shooting for a
hole in one. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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IamSquid
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posted on 23/11/2003 at 10:15 PM |
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Feralucce knows how to give a roast. Unfortunatly, he's wrong, I do not
lick toes. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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bettie_x
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posted on 23/11/2003 at 09:51 PM |
DC: wouldn't that be the only 8 handed game of pocket pool in history? I
wonder if he played pairs... ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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dead-cell
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posted on 23/11/2003 at 08:43 PM |
What have you all given up Squid? Damn, I figured Dolo would have been here
by now.
Squid is better than anyone at sex, now all he needs is a partner.
Being an invertebrate Squid can see the world like no else, through his own
ass.
Squid loves the ocean, in fact if you stand close enough to him you can
hear it.
Q: What did the blonde say to Squid? A: I'm blonde whats your excusse?.
The only time Squid has been in a pussy is when the doctor shoved him back
into his mother's uterus.
Q: Whats Squid's favorit game? A: pocket pool.
Squid did get laid once, but the sheep said it was a baaaaad mistake.
[Edited on 11/24/2003 by dead-cell] ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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feralucce
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posted on 22/11/2003 at 09:04 PM |
I'm not implying he's gay, but he and his poodle even have matching perms. ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 22/11/2003 at 06:03 PM |
M_J: I agree, even though he may deny it.
Feral: We've gone from roast to deep-fat fry...*gratuitous tongue
wiggle*
Back to the topic...
Squid's the hole in Darwin's theory. ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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feralucce
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posted on 22/11/2003 at 05:52 PM |
it's a ROAST...*winks* gotta roast the boy ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 22/11/2003 at 05:26 PM |
it looks like Feral really, REALLY wants to be next... ____________________
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 22/11/2003 at 01:30 PM |
Scheisse! The calamari's hit the fan and sprayed in an infinite number of
directions.
I almost feel sorry for Squid...in the same sense that I would feel sorry
for a guy who asked a football team to assfuck him, only to complain about
shitting cum for the next two weeks...
If he asks for it, ream him...*grin of infinite evil*
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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feralucce
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posted on 22/11/2003 at 10:34 AM |
snickers: He asked for em though!!! ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Domkitten
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posted on 22/11/2003 at 03:24 AM |
Um, feralucce, give the rest of us a chance to poke him, geesh. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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