Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 02:12 PM |
Alrighty then...somethin´ new. I propose this lil´ forum string here be
where we can vent our frustations with a little virtual ass kicking...most
creative wins yeah? Anything goes, no rules...and the only weapons we have
is our unbound and twisted imaginations, and literary acumen...have at
thee.
::Stands tall, a rubber chicken in one hand and a half empty bottle of
Capn´ Morgan in the other...consequently...I´m still not wearing any damn
pants:: :evil: Rrrrr... ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/6/2002 at 07:02 PM |
Eew.... ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Danielle
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 09:48 PM |
vaccinates herself with anti everything drugs and pulls out a skanky whore
dressed as a fish to give stds to who ever it touches ____________________ Richard Simmons doesn't scare me. I carry a big stick. |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 09:58 AM |
*frenzied green beaver leaps out of the jello and gnaws off Dolo´s hands so
he cant hold the sword Panache* ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 08:57 AM |
freedoom? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 12:23 AM |
::Grinds up a coupla´ caffiene pills and snorts ´em before painting his
face blue, with the blood of freshly dead smurfs no less, hefts an enormous
phallic blade and runs around in a catholic schoolgirl´s outfit, meanwhile
ditching the giant Dolo-bot because, although catchy...it just doesn´t have
the panache...which he is now holding in his hands, the sword
Panache...because face it, if you don´t have panache...you just dont got
it...::
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOMMM!!!! :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 06:00 AM |
*diaper pins come flying at Ironboots*
Ahhhh!! Oh, wait... *decorates clothing with them*
Hee hee!
*note: isn´t it funny I can still giggle after I´ve been stuck with ~40
pins? Hee hee. . . ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 04:33 AM |
Alarmed by the potent mixture of aphrodisiac laxative jello, Schizo
immediately swings up to the rope where she started, and proceeds to add
powdered fertility drugs to the slimy concoction! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/6/2002 at 11:31 PM |
*Sneaks Callei´s super orgie ray out of her back pocket and turns it on the
laxative jello, turning the lacative addative into flesh activated
aphrodesiac. Steps back to enjoy his handy work and promptly slips on the
jello.* ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2002 at 10:32 AM |
*gets hit with a leg, falls to the ground, gets up, starts brushing himself
off ignoring the futility of trying to remove the laxative jello, then
dances the dance of the one-eyed walton, thus summoning a frenzied green
beaver who leaps out of the shadows into the jello and swims around
camouflaged until he suddenly bursts out of the jello gnawing off mara´s
thumbs, then dives back into the jello and swims towards his next
target....* ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2002 at 09:55 AM |
*grabs the other leg... makes a wish* HA!! i got the bigger half
*takes half and smacks Alugarde and Ironboots* ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2002 at 09:36 AM |
*enter a highschool guideance councelor who runs into the middle of the
battlefield screaming "Wait, wait!!!" All turn to her.
"We can all live togeather in peace," she says as eyes roll. "If we could
only understaAAAAAAUGH!!!"
*Squid reaches a slimy tenticle into her backside, grabbing her tongue from
the inside to pull her inside-out. Then picks her up by one leg.*
Grab a leg and make a wish... ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2002 at 05:51 AM |
Slaps on a diaper (clean) to ward against the results of accidental
laxative jello consumption. Reaches into the Mary-Poppins-style
never-ending diaper bag, and pulls out a handful of large diaper pins,
which she sends flying ninja-fashion in the direction of Ironboots´
caterpillar. Dives into bag again and produces a breast pump, starts
chasing people with it, threatening to attach it to various body parts... ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2002 at 04:25 AM |
*stray leg of catapillar mech kicks Simmons far, far away*
Stupid monkeys...
*Puts an "I don´t brake for monkeys" bumper sticker on the mech*
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 08:12 PM |
*sends monkies to slip laxatives into the jello while he performs some
ritual with runes drawn on the ground in blue magic marker....as the ritual
nears completion the runes begin pulsing a horrid plaid and rotating
pyramids start knocking everything in the sky into the jello, and as the
last pulse of plaid emanates from the runes a stray monkey walks over one
of the runes smudging away the magic marker and causing the entire ceremony
to go terribly wrong as a giant meatball meteor falls from the sky into the
jello, where it is transformed into a dancing richard simmons who goes
around chanting "phwa!" and trying to poke people* ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 04:03 PM |
You, Dolorosa, have too much computer time on your hands! I was up all last
night, yet you are threatening to surpass me! The nerve!
*reaches under throne and pulls a lever*
*giant battle catapillar mech rises out of the ground*
*hops on top*
All will die!
*catapillar starts spewing cheese*
Especially that sailor one! ;-) ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 11:58 AM |
*Pulls out his favorite crop and threatens <i> not</i> to
paddle people while waving ketchup at the creamy potato center Dolo-bot* ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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-Me |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 11:17 AM |
::Blinks:: Ah? ::Throws a rock at Morte:: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 11:10 AM |
Then, as the sun slowly fades out and get extremely twilight, there is a
HUGE planet sized robot hovering over earth. Dolo-san looks up..
"EEEEEEEEEEEE" screams like a 10 year old school girl and borrows under the
street. "Hey, relax guy" says Suddam Hussein from the distant mechanical
planet. Morte Ascendo steps out of the shadows and waves his "BOOM STICK"
and the planet.... BAAAAAM MOTHA FUCKA, DO DAT DIRTY THANG YOU DO!!" From
the magical stick comes a really fruitly rainbow that doesnt do a god damn
thing expect make people laugh, even the freakin monkeys
laugh......::::grabs knife:::: HARRI-KARRI!!!!!
IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :???: ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 10:56 AM |
Ahahahaaa! (Seriously laughing my ass of in real life man...) ::Suddenly
explodes into a tower of pissed off potato energy, aura crackling around as
he morphs into a seventy foot tall manga style robot with a fourteen foot
long codpiece and rockets and shit...and proceeds to lock all Anti-monkey
missles on the monkey...misses, destroys the moon, and strikes one of those
bitchin´ manga poses:: Dolorosa-san Akuma Gaijin Power!! ::Suddenly bright
flashing lights explode around him in a brain fizzling myriad of
color...Dolo, the Epilipsy inducing power ranger strikes again...even as
the monkey keens him straight in da nutz:: :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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