Xaoswolf
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posted on 9/8/2002 at 10:29 AM |
But, Ironboots, Gangrel can shapshit into prarie dogs, they get one battle
form and one flight form, given the prarie dog would be a real shitty
battle form, of course it wouldnīt matter once the Tzimisce get through
with him.
The Gangrel would be all like, "Grrr, Iīm a wild beast, fear me"
To which the Tzimisce would reply, "Oh deary me, I seem to have fused all
of you vertebrae together, I shall now have to remove your spinal column to
see if I can rectify the problem."
Following which the Gangrel would scream a lot. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Ianthe99
Member   Posts: 96 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/8/2002 at 10:40 AM |
Iīve been a role-player for 11 years..AD&D mostly.. with some Rifts,
Paranoia, Gamma World, Bar Wars, and NERO and IFGS.. both of which are
LARPs. I did make up a character for V:TM a loooong time ago, but never
got to play her. A Toreador, of course!
Ironboots.. what is the name of the LARP you want to play?
Oh yeah... and Warhammer (Warhammer 40k too!) DOES suck!  ____________________
She who dies with the most toys wins!
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/8/2002 at 12:36 PM |
Me, myself, and I, and a few friends were just creating our own īlets hit
eachother with foam swordsī kind of larp... but now that I can drive Iīm
thinking about Amtgard. A friend of mine told me about them once, so...
What they hey.
Nah, praire dogs rule! They can run around and burrow! Then you donīt even
have to cast earth meld... HA! But for the flight form... Iīd choose
flying squirrel. They rock too. *glides out of a tree in squirrel form,
then shapeshifts to prairedog and runs underground*
To kill me ya gotta catch me!
(By the way, Gangrel are -professional- screamers...)
YEAH! Another person that agrees with me about Warhammer! ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Ianthe99
Member Posts: 96 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/8/2002 at 01:51 PM |
Iīve hear about Amtgard.. I think I heard that it wasnīt so much RP as it
was fighting. I could be wrong tho. My favorite was always IFGS.
Unfortunately, itīs dead around here, and NERO costs too much. Oh well.
And yeah, I *do* agree about warhammer. My ex played that damn game
alllllll the time. I played once.. and painted a TON of miniatures for it.
Hey, someone paid me really well. I got so sick of painting genestealers
tho. ____________________
She who dies with the most toys wins!
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/8/2002 at 04:04 PM |
No, but see... the fighting is what I like. Who cares about how little or
how great the amount of roleplaying portion is... The real meat and
potatoes is the fighting. Same goes with warhammer.
You gotta roll two damn die. In Mage Knight, you only have to roll one damn
die, and the numbers are kept track of by the dial stuck to their feet. Its
plain, simple, and you donīt have to crunch many numbers, or write anything
down.
But one of my friends moved on to Warhammer from Mage Knight, and he thinks
its the greatest. He insists that I take it up, but I donīt care for it,
and so he says Iīm boring. :roll: He can be obstinate sometimes. But at
least I have other peopleīs opinions.
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Ianthe99
Member Posts: 96 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/8/2002 at 04:28 PM |
| To each his own I suppose.. but Iīd much rather have more RP and less
fighting. Iīm more brain over brawn.. ____________________
She who dies with the most toys wins!
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Alugarde
Member  Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/8/2002 at 10:03 PM |
| There was this one fellow that joined a d&d campaign i was in once. There
are newbies, and then there was him. Newbies are understandable, everyone
has to start as one. But this guy didnīt know ANYTHING. He didnīt even know
what a morning star was. ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Lenore
Occasional Poster   Posts: 22 Registered: 25/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/9/2002 at 07:33 AM |
I played a Werewolf campaign once. Had a character I really enjoyed playing
and all, but the GM sucked! I was the only female player in the group,
though there were two female characters in the game, and the GM had npcīs
try to rape my character once or twice every single session! And no matter
what my character did he just replied "I doesnīt work. I mean, what kind of
human, wyrm-tainted or not, would manage to rape a werewolf in
crinos-form?! What kind of human would want to?!
And when I told the GM that it was getting old and it ruined the fun for
me, he just laughed! I figured he had to have some sort of sick fetish for
rape and violece, so I quit the campaign and Iīve never played with him
again. ____________________
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the
human mind to correlate its contents." - H.P.Lovecraft
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DevilBunny
Member  Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/9/2002 at 07:55 AM |
Naw, the only thind I play if I play is Vampire.
Iīm a Sabat Tzimisce... Sabat Fuckinī Rocks! Oi!
:evil: ____________________
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/9/2002 at 12:40 PM |
I would have just dropped a cow on her or something....
Thatīs when you should start to seriously consider holding auditions for
your players... ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Icarus
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posted on 12/11/2002 at 05:27 AM |
... one of my worst roleplaying experiences ever was...
at a con, the storyteller is a mage-fanatic, the module is about a pack of
sabbat vampires gpoing to detroit to assasinate the prince, elders, the lot
of big-up-camarilla-dudes.
the st had not written the module
she read through it and decided to throw half of it away
-onwards with cheesy mage-vampire crossover
she let some mages give these vampires a bunch of potions that could lower
your generation by two steps (they also lasted a week) AND were
stackable.
in practice, that meant that one of the characters wandered around in
detroit, with the powers of Caine in his veins, and drinking all the old
boys of the camarilla dry.
*insert wild diablerie scenes here*
since then, we call her "The Evil GM (TM)"
wait a second, ain't I a lurker?!
eeep
*poof* ____________________
Why
Se asks me why I scream
They smile, faces on hearts off, false
I scream to remember how to talk
Why
Why don't you scream
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/11/2002 at 05:10 PM |
Ha ha... That's what you get for coming out of the shadows and posting!
But this was a surprise. I would have thought this forum dead. YAY FOR
ROLEPLAYING MOOKS! (the forum) ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2002 at 01:42 AM |
I play online medieval fantasy type roleplay, and one of my characters that
I'm not currently playing had a daughter character and a nanny character. I
played those characters myself as part of storylines,etc. and they were
restricted (meaning only with my approval could they be used in a storyline
or be played online) as NPC's. Well the male gaming character who was
married to the female gaming character (that is off indefinitely in another
dimension...partly cuz the game I played them in was disbanded when the
room closed down cuz the GM didn't want to run the game anymore
*shrugs*)...well the male gaming character has apparently been resurrected
from the dead by it's player...I dunno how many times total...but about
four times that I'm aware of. That's all fine and good if he wants to keep
being a resurrected character cuz he keeps wanting to kill himself off then
changes his mind...as long as it doesn't start affecting other peoples'
gaming. Okay to the point now...I didn't follow his latest gaming on the
message board in the connected room to where I normally roleplay. I
actually thought he had the common sense not to play other people's
characters right under their nose, but then it caught my attention when his
character posted something about leaving again after finding out his
daughter's fate. So I decided to check out the roleplay and he'd apparently
had a friend of mine play this scenario (unknown to her that the characters
were not of his creation and were on hiatus-she'd thought he'd created them
just for that roleplay scenario.) where she went on a mission to find his
long lost daughter and he used the character profile and name of my npc and
killed off her and the nanny and then conviently decided not to hang around
after the sad news. This friend had spent about a month doing the scenario
on the message board, and had invited the connected room (characters go in
both rooms) to follow the roleplay. Well I thought I'd overreacted at first
but it made me angry at the time and my friend apologized for not checking
out *trying to be nice here* Turd Brain's characters as characters anyone
can use at will, and she pointed out a little part of the scenario where
she saw the graves but not the bodies...so could be shits and play them as
not dead after all. So take that *again trying to be nice* Turd Brain, and
please stop playing characters that I've buried myself twice and who knows
what happened the other times. I think he should realize you can actually
invent a new character from time to time sheesh, and it's not nice to kill
other people's characters without their knowledge.  ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/11/2002 at 11:25 PM |
KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY!
ok, so its a little off topic, but I felt the need to share the events of
this game with everyone.
There IS an actual game called Kobolds Ate My Baby coming out, but this is
not it. Having heard about this game I mentioned that I wanted to play it
just out of curiosity. So the original guy running it made some rules for
it based off another game he had made and Kobolds Ate My Baby was born.
What happens in this game? Well in two sessions (about two hours each) we
(the guy who made the game described us as looking exactly like the
honeycomb creatures) had 6 different people run the game, ran from a t-rex
that spat fireballs and a triceratops that shot meteors from its horns,
smashed half a village with a cadillac in a fantasy setting, ran from a
troll who tried to eat our cadillac (because trolls hate technology),
smashed a boulder into the tower of Sir Ron, Lord of Darkness, threw a
bunch of rocks at him, fought a MUCH weaker version of the fellowship of
the rings and retrieved the one ring for him, launched a ringwraith's horse
into the air via explosive flatulence, married one of the characters to one
of the ringwraiths (with Sir Ron performing the ceremony), hatched a baby
kobold from said ringwraith's fertilized leg, ran into some ogres where we
proceeded to steal their banjo and kegs of beer, woke up on the set of the
original star trek, crashed to earth, found superman as a baby in his
escape pod, had one of the group members eat him (twice), got shot at by
the Kents a lot, and ended the session just as the crew of the next
generation was landing. ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/11/2002 at 01:39 AM |
Alugarde...did you say acid trip or game?  ...actually that
sounds like it would be a lot of fun to play  ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2002 at 04:28 PM |
Yeah, wow! Alugarde, I didn't think anyone could cover so much like
that!
I mean, in my own experience the most that happened was that the rewriting
of the pre-LOTR history in that Aragorn has an affair with -another- elf
who spent her days in Mordor. You see, sometimes good boys go for bad
girls... 
But that's the most...
And I didn't know that the ringwraiths' legs could reproduce. And since the
ringwraith is invisible, how could you know if you were copulating with it
in order to fertilize it? Could it talk dirty? Can I have one? I happen to
have an dismembered ghost leg fetish. :p
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2002 at 11:42 PM |
| Well, it wasnt so much the leg reproducing as it was one of the kobolds
humpinh the ringwraith's legs, planting his seed, and hatching it. The leg
was just a place to put it. I think. Then again, it IS Kobolds Ate My
Baby... ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/11/2002 at 04:12 PM |
| Awww... rats. I was hoping to meet that leg... Any chance the Kobold would
part with it? ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 01:48 PM |
I'm a Tzimisce type person myself actually, believe it or not, even got
the damn dragon swallowing it's own butt on my right shoulder...I love that
tattoo...but I'm certainly malkavianish, I guess you could mix the two up
and get a Tzimalki, or the sesame street Count with leprosy, either
or...
Now, the cross-genre game I wanna try is a cross 'tween Hunter: The
Reckoning and Rifts...
Just give me one wooden stake launching glitterboy power armor with
incindiary fire projectors and sunlight-lamps...maybe throw in a bit of
Paranoia in their and muthafucka...watch turn caine into my bitch, right
before I throw him to the gimp and sodomize Gandalf with my Vibro Sword of
Omens...
Reprezent thundacats yo...
I know I've storytelled for both Morte and Merry here and there...and no
matter what the situation, theres one thing a ST or a DM or whatever can
ALWAYS...ALWAYS throw out there...
motherfucking Darth Vader man...'cause, I mean...he's DARTH FREAKING VADER
 ...even his name
is evil!!
*Stands by with Darth at his back ready to take on all comers...heh
heh...comers...* ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 05:14 PM |
God no... Not darth vader... AGAIN!
Sheesh, nearly all of the movies created by the Cinema (movie-making) class
has a cameo by Darth Vader, thanks to the life-size cutout of him that
lives in the electronics lab.
I've seen that stupid cutout everywhere.... Damn Darth Vader!
*starts choking mysteriously* Ack! agghh... so...rr...yy ACK! my....
lor..dd...
*is released*
Phew...
Dolo, you tell him to quit that!
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