Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/7/2002 at 05:09 PM |
It´s all about ADVENTURE...that game freaking billy-rocks.
I have my share of fucked up RP stories, I think I´ve ST´d everything from
Larp, to Bunnies and Burrows (seriously). Regardless though, it´s all about
fun...damn the rules if they ain´t working, but if they are...cool.
I generally don´t last too long with Munchkins or power players...
The results tend to be a brief albiet bloody skirmish for territory...to
the death.
And I´m still alive so I guess I´m on a winning streak. :lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Alugarde
Member   Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/7/2002 at 08:40 PM |
*squints at Ironboots* You may be extreme, but are your boots shiny? *as a
stray wind-up monky trips over Ironboots´ boot and scuffs it with his
cymbal*  ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 12:20 PM |
DAMN HIM! *stomps on monkey*
My boots! *runs off to nearest Shine ´n´ Wax*
This is why I have a sig like this.
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 08:18 PM |
| You whore! My monkey!! *runs to his monkey and picks it up and ponders what
unnatural forces he could imbue it with to bring it back to life* ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2002 at 09:06 PM |
Well... I could tell you that, but I won´t...
*hee hee... He doesn´t know that if you simply place it on an altar to
coconuts, gather a clergy of long-haired war veterans, and sit on inverted
woks (being sure to eat the stir fry first, though), then the monkey will
be brought back... *
Wait... did I type that out loud?
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/8/2002 at 08:43 PM |
Hoo-ha! You shall regret the day you became so loquacious!
*places the monkey on an altar to coconuts, gathers a clergy of long-haired
war veterans, and sits on inverted woks (making sure to eat the stir fry
first, of course) *
*as the monkey is pulled back to the world of the living, it gains the
ability to channel the spirit of another, darker entity...the spirit of
OPRAH* :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/8/2002 at 07:38 AM |
Oh no! *runs and looks up the word ´loquacious´*
*then runs and grabs the book of mildly unholy summoning*
Crap... I forgot to mention that you need to place a ´Funniest Home Videos´
tape on the altar as well, to discourage the spirits.
*the war veterans flee as Oprah/Monkey tries to ´connect´ with them*
But now, Alugarde, I fear we can do nothing! We can only wait until her
show is cancelled... But when that should ever happen, nobody knows.
(And to all those stay-on-topic freaks... We are. We´re doing a bit of
roleplaying right now. HA  )
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Ashlinn
Coward   Posts: 3 Registered: 31/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/8/2002 at 08:04 PM |
| I´m a Toreador but that´s beside the point. The funniest thing I ever saw
at game *lams but funny!* was a werewolves of the apocalypse (larp) player,
playing DND... he´s sitting here at the table with dice and all acting out
the whole thing... sound effects and everything, while all the DNDers just
stared it was a riot. I wanted to smack him ____________________
we thought we'd finally gotten there...
we thought that we had it all...
but the closer we get to heaven,
the further we have to fall.
-MK 2000
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MorteAscendo
Member  Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/8/2002 at 10:42 AM |
A TORE!! damn art fags...lol *winks*
This whole forum has turned into a roleplaying game....heehee...Ironboots,
tare the shit out of that monkey...i hate shit throwers..  ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/8/2002 at 12:47 PM |
Yeah! Get out of here you toreador! My gangrel blood could rip you to
shreds! I´m a well-kempt gangrel, though... :razz:
*turns to the monkey*
*shapeshift werewolf*
*thinks*
*shapeshift human*
*gets into truck and runs the damn thing over*
Pass the wok, please. ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/8/2002 at 07:55 PM |
| *Passes Ironboots the wok and runs off in search of a Giovonni to rip the
foul spirit from the monkey, while his entire wind-up-monkey force is
occupied holding Oprahmonkey at bay* ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/8/2002 at 07:44 AM |
I would have thought a Cappodocian would be better suited for that. Or even
a Tremere/Tzmisce. But a Giovanni? Hmm.. *looks it up in his black book*
Ahh... you´re right.
*sits -in- the wok*
Oh, and I don´t mind Toreadors, really. I would have been one, too, if I
was a bit more of the sociable type. But I´m a hermit (sort of), so I get
to be gangrel.
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/8/2002 at 01:22 PM |
My first thought was a Cappadocian, since thats what I am, but since
they´re all but extinct nowadays I had to settle for a Giovonni. That
and..the fact that Necromancy is actually geared more towards fucking with
spirits than towards causing them...:roll:
The ungrateful thieving whores...  ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ashlinn
Coward Posts: 3 Registered: 31/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/8/2002 at 02:39 PM |
| *sarcastic laugh* oh I´m scared... my boyfriend is a big scary Malkavian so
back off. Besides, this isn´t a game it´s a forum to talk about stupid
people who should have unchaste things done to them with their own 32 sided
dice :roll: ... but if you want.. fine...*sniff* I´ll go... I´ll go be
artistic here...in my own little corner... don´t mind me...*sniff* :-( ____________________
we thought we'd finally gotten there...
we thought that we had it all...
but the closer we get to heaven,
the further we have to fall.
-MK 2000
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/8/2002 at 04:24 PM |
A Malkavian?! HA! They´re no more dangerous than Murdoc on the A-Team.
They´re too freakin´ insane to be malicious. Now the Assanite... I wouldn´t
go into a dark alley where they´re at.
Of course, I´d rather not be in a dark alley at all... I might step in
something.
And by the way... they´re 128-sided die, miss. Get with the times! Sheesh.
:razz: 64... how primitive. ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/8/2002 at 07:23 PM |
| You know what I´ve always wanted to do as a Malkavian? Use Obfuscation 3 to
alter my appearance and Auspex 4 to read the thoughts of others, corner
someone in a dark alley and appear to them as them telling them what they
are thinking. :razz: ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/8/2002 at 12:25 PM |
Yes, that is a rather Malkavian thing to do. Crazy insane bastards.
"Can somebody get a leash on these people!??"
Why can´t gangrel shapeshift prarie dog?
*pokes head out of little hole and makes ´chk´ noises.*
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Ashlinn
Coward Posts: 3 Registered: 31/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/8/2002 at 01:03 PM |
| well I´m sorry, I don´t play table-top *yawn* ____________________
we thought we'd finally gotten there...
we thought that we had it all...
but the closer we get to heaven,
the further we have to fall.
-MK 2000
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/8/2002 at 06:36 AM |
Neither do I.
(Well, that´s not entirely true... I do play MageKnight, which is tabletop,
but its not roleplaying, so...) (By the way, Warhammer sucks
)
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Comedian
Fanatic   Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/8/2002 at 09:09 AM |
Too bad FASA had to back off. Saddest day of my life hearing about that,
they tossed the publishing for Shadowrun(h0 h0 h0!) to Wizkids. I mean,
the kids can keep it up, but I´m still gunna look at my old second edition
books and shed a quiet tear for Mulvihill.
FASA-- 1983-2001
I´ll see you at the crossroads. ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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