Alugarde
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posted on 22/7/2002 at 09:10 PM |
What we have here is a place to talk about people who play and/or run
roleplaying games who shouldn´t.
I know a DM who created a character for a player in one of his games. A
yuan-ti with claws that did 1d8 damage, 1d4 poison damage for being
yuan-ti, 1d4 poison damage for something else, and 1d4 psychic damage. She
had a +12 to hit with her claws and a +6 to hit with her bow. Her response
to every single combat situation was "I shoot it with my bow". DM says the
enemy is charging at her. She says "I step back and shoot it with my bow."
The DM told her that her character was designed for melee combat. She says
ok. They get in a fight. She hits it with her bow. She says she forgot.
Eventually the DM had a god kill her. It took her a few minutes to
understand the concept that the 200 ft god had enough reach to hit her. She
created a new character. The DM said no bows. She said ok. He looked at her
character sheet and said "No crossbows either!!" And she killed a
nonhostile creature that two party members were trying to heal saying "I´m
a fighter. I fight stuff." ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Anya
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posted on 24/7/2003 at 08:34 PM |
Ah...the good ol' World of Darkness series by White-Wolf. I have a Bastet
that's rank 4...unfortunately the chronicle broke apart before I could get
far with her. She can still hurt, though. I kept her Gnosis, Rage, and
Willpower balanced.
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Abbadon
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posted on 24/7/2003 at 03:41 PM |
Zzzzzzzzzz. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Lenore
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posted on 23/7/2003 at 12:53 PM |
Some friends of mine toyed with the idea og a were-chiwaua (however do you
write that word!?):
Gnosis: 1
Rage: 10
I rest my case...
PS: And remember, the Dark side of the Force, is the fun side of the Force
____________________ "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the
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Alugarde
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posted on 21/7/2003 at 01:51 AM |
I've joined a D&D campaign held at the second place of employment of a
coworker of mine. There is a player in said campaign who has only played
computer RPGs. First of all, his character is cheap evil. He decided to
make his character discover his draconic lineage, but gave the DM a really
crappy backstory for it (The gist of it was "I have a draconic lineage."),
so instead of portraying the character's transformation to a creature of
glory, the DM said "He has black skin and white hair." What do you think
most of us thought he was? And the thing is, he REFUSED to explain the
misunderstanding.
So after the flogging and robbery were done, this HALF-DRAGON who we all
thought was a Drow more or less spent the rest of the session complaining
about how his spellbook had been stolen and how he was useless and couldn't
do anything.
But I got to watch the DM yell at him.
And one in the rogues of the group sold him to a demonologist.
Demonologist: Unfortunately, the first experiment is finished already. I'll
see you in a year.
Player: You'll have me here for a whole year because I'm not going anywhere
until I get my spellbook back.
DM: You're outside.
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Ironboots
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posted on 22/11/2002 at 02:57 PM |
Dude, Xaoswolf, that was funny... thanks!
Unholy Squid! ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 22/11/2002 at 01:07 PM |
Holy Mackrel!!!
Or unholy, as the case may be... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 22/11/2002 at 09:12 AM |
Darth Vader
Ok, aside from that. The Tzimisce do indeed kick a lot of ass, and there
is no need to mix their blood with the lesser blood of the other clans. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Alugarde
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posted on 21/11/2002 at 08:43 PM |
I think the scariest woud be an Assamite/Malkavian.... ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 21/11/2002 at 04:27 PM |
I toyed with the idea of a Gangrel/Malkavian mix...we called it a
Mackrel...and every time the poor bastard frenzied he got some weird-assed
animal attribute, like a babboons ass, donkey's ears, unicorn horn or some
other such nonesense...we eventually killed it out of sheer pity...
And I will NOT call of Vader...man, he does whatever the hell HE wants
to...about the only way to take him out is to put some toast in his
mouth.
And from what I understand, your right Alugarde, actually mixing blood to
embrace someone essentially gets you a caitiff...although I think they
might have affinities to either clan disciplines, I for one really wouldn't
want Tzimisce blood mixed with anything though...no telling what that stuff
could do. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Alugarde
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 11:29 PM |
I think its safe to say there isnt a single clan the Malkavians should be
mixed with. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 05:32 PM |
Or perhaps a Malkavian/Gangrel...
Whenever he's upset, he'll be beserking like a gangrel.
And when he's not upset, he's STILL beserk....
Bonus points if you ever meet one of these and can successfully tie a pink
bow around its neck. I wouldn't stand too close to it after that,
though....
Of course, I wouldn't stand next to it at all, really... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Alugarde
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 05:23 PM |
Dolo, I read somewhere that if a new vampire is created using the blood of
two different clans, the result is a caitiff (similar to how mr burns has
every disease known to man). You should create a caitiff who is the failed
attempt at creating a new bloodline from Tzimsce and Malkavian blood...that
would be an.. .. .. interesting .. .. .. character... ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 05:14 PM |
God no... Not darth vader... AGAIN!
Sheesh, nearly all of the movies created by the Cinema (movie-making) class
has a cameo by Darth Vader, thanks to the life-size cutout of him that
lives in the electronics lab.
I've seen that stupid cutout everywhere.... Damn Darth Vader!
*starts choking mysteriously* Ack! agghh... so...rr...yy ACK! my....
lor..dd...
*is released*
Phew...
Dolo, you tell him to quit that!
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Dolorosa
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 01:48 PM |
I'm a Tzimisce type person myself actually, believe it or not, even got
the damn dragon swallowing it's own butt on my right shoulder...I love that
tattoo...but I'm certainly malkavianish, I guess you could mix the two up
and get a Tzimalki, or the sesame street Count with leprosy, either
or...
Now, the cross-genre game I wanna try is a cross 'tween Hunter: The
Reckoning and Rifts...
Just give me one wooden stake launching glitterboy power armor with
incindiary fire projectors and sunlight-lamps...maybe throw in a bit of
Paranoia in their and muthafucka...watch turn caine into my bitch, right
before I throw him to the gimp and sodomize Gandalf with my Vibro Sword of
Omens...
Reprezent thundacats yo...
I know I've storytelled for both Morte and Merry here and there...and no
matter what the situation, theres one thing a ST or a DM or whatever can
ALWAYS...ALWAYS throw out there...
motherfucking Darth Vader man...'cause, I mean...he's DARTH FREAKING VADER
...even his name
is evil!!
*Stands by with Darth at his back ready to take on all comers...heh
heh...comers...* ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
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posted on 19/11/2002 at 04:12 PM |
Awww... rats. I was hoping to meet that leg... Any chance the Kobold would
part with it? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Alugarde
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posted on 18/11/2002 at 11:42 PM |
Well, it wasnt so much the leg reproducing as it was one of the kobolds
humpinh the ringwraith's legs, planting his seed, and hatching it. The leg
was just a place to put it. I think. Then again, it IS Kobolds Ate My
Baby... ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 18/11/2002 at 04:28 PM |
Yeah, wow! Alugarde, I didn't think anyone could cover so much like
that!
I mean, in my own experience the most that happened was that the rewriting
of the pre-LOTR history in that Aragorn has an affair with -another- elf
who spent her days in Mordor. You see, sometimes good boys go for bad
girls...
But that's the most...
And I didn't know that the ringwraiths' legs could reproduce. And since the
ringwraith is invisible, how could you know if you were copulating with it
in order to fertilize it? Could it talk dirty? Can I have one? I happen to
have an dismembered ghost leg fetish. :p
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Starlight
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posted on 16/11/2002 at 01:39 AM |
Alugarde...did you say acid trip or game? ...actually that
sounds like it would be a lot of fun to play ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Alugarde
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posted on 15/11/2002 at 11:25 PM |
KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY!
ok, so its a little off topic, but I felt the need to share the events of
this game with everyone.
There IS an actual game called Kobolds Ate My Baby coming out, but this is
not it. Having heard about this game I mentioned that I wanted to play it
just out of curiosity. So the original guy running it made some rules for
it based off another game he had made and Kobolds Ate My Baby was born.
What happens in this game? Well in two sessions (about two hours each) we
(the guy who made the game described us as looking exactly like the
honeycomb creatures) had 6 different people run the game, ran from a t-rex
that spat fireballs and a triceratops that shot meteors from its horns,
smashed half a village with a cadillac in a fantasy setting, ran from a
troll who tried to eat our cadillac (because trolls hate technology),
smashed a boulder into the tower of Sir Ron, Lord of Darkness, threw a
bunch of rocks at him, fought a MUCH weaker version of the fellowship of
the rings and retrieved the one ring for him, launched a ringwraith's horse
into the air via explosive flatulence, married one of the characters to one
of the ringwraiths (with Sir Ron performing the ceremony), hatched a baby
kobold from said ringwraith's fertilized leg, ran into some ogres where we
proceeded to steal their banjo and kegs of beer, woke up on the set of the
original star trek, crashed to earth, found superman as a baby in his
escape pod, had one of the group members eat him (twice), got shot at by
the Kents a lot, and ended the session just as the crew of the next
generation was landing. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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