Dolo, I read somewhere that if a new vampire is created using the blood of
two different clans, the result is a caitiff (similar to how mr burns has
every disease known to man). You should create a caitiff who is the failed
attempt at creating a new bloodline from Tzimsce and Malkavian blood...that
would be an.. .. .. interesting .. .. .. character...
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 05:32 PM
Or perhaps a Malkavian/Gangrel...
Whenever he's upset, he'll be beserking like a gangrel.
And when he's not upset, he's STILL beserk....
Bonus points if you ever meet one of these and can successfully tie a pink
bow around its neck. I wouldn't stand too close to it after that,
though....
Of course, I wouldn't stand next to it at all, really...
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posted on 20/11/2002 at 11:29 PM
I think its safe to say there isnt a single clan the Malkavians should be
mixed with.
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posted on 21/11/2002 at 04:27 PM
I toyed with the idea of a Gangrel/Malkavian mix...we called it a
Mackrel...and every time the poor bastard frenzied he got some weird-assed
animal attribute, like a babboons ass, donkey's ears, unicorn horn or some
other such nonesense...we eventually killed it out of sheer pity...
And I will NOT call of Vader...man, he does whatever the hell HE wants
to...about the only way to take him out is to put some toast in his
mouth.
And from what I understand, your right Alugarde, actually mixing blood to
embrace someone essentially gets you a caitiff...although I think they
might have affinities to either clan disciplines, I for one really wouldn't
want Tzimisce blood mixed with anything though...no telling what that stuff
could do.
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Alugarde
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posted on 21/11/2002 at 08:43 PM
I think the scariest woud be an Assamite/Malkavian....
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Ok, aside from that. The Tzimisce do indeed kick a lot of ass, and there
is no need to mix their blood with the lesser blood of the other clans.
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posted on 22/11/2002 at 01:07 PM
Holy Mackrel!!!
Or unholy, as the case may be...
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posted on 22/11/2002 at 02:57 PM
Dude, Xaoswolf, that was funny... thanks!
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Alugarde
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posted on 21/7/2003 at 01:51 AM
I've joined a D&D campaign held at the second place of employment of a
coworker of mine. There is a player in said campaign who has only played
computer RPGs. First of all, his character is cheap evil. He decided to
make his character discover his draconic lineage, but gave the DM a really
crappy backstory for it (The gist of it was "I have a draconic lineage."),
so instead of portraying the character's transformation to a creature of
glory, the DM said "He has black skin and white hair." What do you think
most of us thought he was? And the thing is, he REFUSED to explain the
misunderstanding.
So after the flogging and robbery were done, this HALF-DRAGON who we all
thought was a Drow more or less spent the rest of the session complaining
about how his spellbook had been stolen and how he was useless and couldn't
do anything.
But I got to watch the DM yell at him.
And one in the rogues of the group sold him to a demonologist.
Demonologist: Unfortunately, the first experiment is finished already. I'll
see you in a year.
Player: You'll have me here for a whole year because I'm not going anywhere
until I get my spellbook back.
DM: You're outside.
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posted on 23/7/2003 at 12:53 PM
Some friends of mine toyed with the idea og a were-chiwaua (however do you
write that word!?):
Gnosis: 1
Rage: 10
I rest my case...
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posted on 24/7/2003 at 03:41 PM
Zzzzzzzzzz.
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posted on 24/7/2003 at 08:34 PM
Ah...the good ol' World of Darkness series by White-Wolf. I have a Bastet
that's rank 4...unfortunately the chronicle broke apart before I could get
far with her. She can still hurt, though. I kept her Gnosis, Rage, and
Willpower balanced.