Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/4/2004 at 03:09 AM |
My flatmate eats Spam, it makes the whole damn house stink. He offered me
some once and I was nearly sick. The only thing that stopped me from being
sick was the Monty Python song of the same name running through my head,
which made me laugh instead.
BB. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/4/2004 at 11:24 AM |
puplic advertising... yes... acceptible... my e-mail box is not public
though... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 01:10 PM |
A guy I met once told mee he wanted to create a yahoo group and sign up all
the spam he got so that they'd all spam one another. I'm pretty sure that
wouldn't work because (a)I'm pretty sure most of those email addresses have
some kind of system to block incoming emails and (b)I don't think yoo can
just sign someone up to a yahoo group, I'm pretty sure they have to sign up
themselves.
Still, isn't there some way the same idea can be implimented? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Kira
Member Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/4/2004 at 10:07 PM |
Ok, in 10 years of email this is the weirdest spam i've ever received.
First, it's from "Allowing Q. Springsteen." The subject is "The Hseottt
Whore Seemn Hunrgy"
The body of the text starts with "Do you mind? : )))! Nice Bitch Swapping
Cum!"
Then has a random blocked image, and at the bottom has this:
"Our dignity is not in what we do, but what we undsretand.Pewor has only
one duty --to secure the social wlefare of the Peloep.
We may find in the lnog run that tinend food is a deadlier weapon than the
machine-gun.
The mroe you praise and cbeelrate your life, the more three is in life to
ceblerate.
Nveer leave that till tormroow which you can do today.
To take refuge with an inefrior is to bteray one's slfe.
I call the discourse of pewor any discourse that eneedngrs blame, hcnee
guilt, in its recipient.
Wehn my hrose is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.
A fiction about soft or easy deaths is part of the mytloohgy of msot
diseases that are not consideerd shameful or dmeeaning.
Apeptite cmeos with eating the mroe one has, the mroe one would have.
Arvir"
It's almost like random Spam poetry... ____________________ Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you. |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 06:02 PM |
speaking of spam poetry.....this one was trying to sell me viagra...i
think
When the archer misses the mark, he turns and looks for the fault within
himself. Failure to hit the bull's eye is never the fault of the target. To
improve your aim -- improve yourself.
http://rxforsure.com/
On the summit see, The seals of office glitter in his eyes; He climbs, he
pants, he grasps them! At his heels, Close at his heels, a demagogue
ascends, And with a dexterous jerk soon twists him down, And wins them, but
to lose them in his turn.
it just doesn't make me want to buy viagra. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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