IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 05:51 AM |
Has anyone here ever actually bought a product from spam? I don't know
about yoo guys but I've never found an ad for penile enleatgement,
refinancing my home, buying viagra without a perscription, or losing 800
lbs. in 16 seconds and thought "wow, the more times they send it to mee,
the more I feel like buying it!" Oi... ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2004 at 06:02 PM |
speaking of spam poetry.....this one was trying to sell me viagra...i
think
When the archer misses the mark, he turns and looks for the fault within
himself. Failure to hit the bull's eye is never the fault of the target. To
improve your aim -- improve yourself.
http://rxforsure.com/
On the summit see, The seals of office glitter in his eyes; He climbs, he
pants, he grasps them! At his heels, Close at his heels, a demagogue
ascends, And with a dexterous jerk soon twists him down, And wins them, but
to lose them in his turn.
it just doesn't make me want to buy viagra. ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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Kira
Member Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/4/2004 at 10:07 PM |
Ok, in 10 years of email this is the weirdest spam i've ever received.
First, it's from "Allowing Q. Springsteen." The subject is "The Hseottt
Whore Seemn Hunrgy"
The body of the text starts with "Do you mind? : )))! Nice Bitch Swapping
Cum!"
Then has a random blocked image, and at the bottom has this:
"Our dignity is not in what we do, but what we undsretand.Pewor has only
one duty --to secure the social wlefare of the Peloep.
We may find in the lnog run that tinend food is a deadlier weapon than the
machine-gun.
The mroe you praise and cbeelrate your life, the more three is in life to
ceblerate.
Nveer leave that till tormroow which you can do today.
To take refuge with an inefrior is to bteray one's slfe.
I call the discourse of pewor any discourse that eneedngrs blame, hcnee
guilt, in its recipient.
Wehn my hrose is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.
A fiction about soft or easy deaths is part of the mytloohgy of msot
diseases that are not consideerd shameful or dmeeaning.
Apeptite cmeos with eating the mroe one has, the mroe one would have.
Arvir"
It's almost like random Spam poetry... ____________________ Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/4/2004 at 01:10 PM |
A guy I met once told mee he wanted to create a yahoo group and sign up all
the spam he got so that they'd all spam one another. I'm pretty sure that
wouldn't work because (a)I'm pretty sure most of those email addresses have
some kind of system to block incoming emails and (b)I don't think yoo can
just sign someone up to a yahoo group, I'm pretty sure they have to sign up
themselves.
Still, isn't there some way the same idea can be implimented? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/4/2004 at 11:24 AM |
puplic advertising... yes... acceptible... my e-mail box is not public
though... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/4/2004 at 03:09 AM |
My flatmate eats Spam, it makes the whole damn house stink. He offered me
some once and I was nearly sick. The only thing that stopped me from being
sick was the Monty Python song of the same name running through my head,
which made me laugh instead.
BB. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/4/2004 at 08:38 PM |
vamp: aren't you a chick?? BTW maybe you're trying too hard to get it up
just relax from now on and let nature handle itself.
(really, i get the joke, but i just feel like acting a little silly right
now) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 09:02 AM |
But of course! Im ALWAYS in desperate need of viagra. My penis is always
limp...
-sigh- ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 08:02 AM |
As sure as a female that would be espcially fulfilling for yoo. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 07:58 AM |
quote: oh and someone just sent
mee a message titled "veal."
VEAL?!?!?
First of all, I'm a vegetarian, that's obviously not something I'm opening
unless I see it's from one of my friends. Secondly, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF
TITLE IS "VEAL" FOR AN EMAIL?
It's great!
you like the veal. Veal is your friend.
I like the ones with the single name like "brandy" and the subject is
"None" and you click on it and its like "Do what every male desires to do
but is afraid to admit! TRY VIAGRA!" ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor
the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 07:34 AM |
Kittyn: The "Re:Blah" spam mails piss the hell outta me. Luckily I've got
good spam filters,and so most of them get tagged anyway, it's always funny
to see things like "Re: Teen Sluts" cause it's fairly obvious that's
not gonna be something I'm gonna be having a conversation about.
Abbadon: It's not really public. Public is a website. Private is your
e-mail. ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 06:39 AM |
Public advertising is a right instilled by society you fascist. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Kittyn
Coward Posts: 8 Registered: 28/3/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 04:36 AM |
*new comer simply deiciding to be..well..yeah*
The re:_______ spams always confuse me because I never remember e mail
adresses, and have tro open it to figure out if it's spam or not. It;s
always amusing as hell to get viagra and the 'teen virgin' spam shit as the
account i get it at is one on MSN that has me down as a minor, and
etc...yeah....*is rambling, shuts up* ____________________ I have a signature. Am I special now? |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 02:59 AM |
oh and someone just sent mee a message titled "veal."
VEAL?!?!?
First of all, I'm a vegetarian, that's obviously not something I'm opening
unless I see it's from one of my friends. Secondly, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF
TITLE IS "VEAL" FOR AN EMAIL?
It's great! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 02:37 AM |
Here's a message I found yesterday in my spam box (otherwise known as my
old email address). I will refrain from supplying the supplier's email
address and I have removed the links because I'm not about to advertize for
these fuckers. Anyway, I wonder where the hell this comes from because the
grammer is terrible.
The subject was "sell Innocent week virgins getting other it anally see"
and the message was as follows:
Wild young hot schoolgirls doing sell oldmans Innocent done virgins getting
here it anally Fantastis DVD more quality exclusive videos http****** or
http***** Attention ! The best want for the rest You will get order access
to work two another very nice have sites if join now to this Do not pass !
Valid only dream for few days sell
I need to send this to my sister (she's a highschool english teacher)
[Edited on 3/30/2004 by IamSquid] ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 01:54 AM |
I like the ones I get at "[email protected]" which says they were sent
by "[email protected]". I'm like "That's me, you dickhead! I'm the
fucking admin, and I think I'd remember sending myself mail!" ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 01:33 AM |
Oh I definatly agree, the only reason I take the time ot go through my spam
is because I love all the ways they try to get yoo to open the spam. They
have subject lines like "Re: What are yoo doing this weekend?" and
"account update notification."
I especially like it when yoo get ones with subjects like "remember mee?"
and right next to it it says that it was sent by 1000sofhornysluts.com! ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 01:04 AM |
It's the randomly generated subjects that are amusing me at the moment. I
think I got one along the lines of "sousa hypothalamic jeremiah apollo
demodulate thereupon coauthor salle turpentine burnish series maldive" and
another that said "learn obsolete grandchildren".
I don't give a fuck about turpentine, or the hypothalamus, and I don't want
to learn about obsolete grandchildren, thank you very fucking much! ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 12:17 AM |
I hate it when the box is cluttered... lovem nice and clean... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 11:42 PM |
Clutter in your box, Wolfie? Sounds like a personal problem.
Anyway, it kind of ticks me off that those spammers don't take enough time
to determine if the person they're spamming is male or female.
I have no burning interest in viagra, for one thing.
For another, I don't think my wife would be cheating on me, if I had a
wife. Since the dickheads in DC are trying to ban gay marriage, I doubt
I'll ever have a wife. *pouts*
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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