IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 05:51 AM |
Has anyone here ever actually bought a product from spam? I don't know
about yoo guys but I've never found an ad for penile enleatgement,
refinancing my home, buying viagra without a perscription, or losing 800
lbs. in 16 seconds and thought "wow, the more times they send it to mee,
the more I feel like buying it!" Oi... ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 05:04 PM |
seee... My problem is this... not the bitchin about spam... but the
spamming about bitches ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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VampCourt
Fanatic   Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 06:36 PM |
you fucking love spam, squiddy poo. you print it out on paper and roll
around in it, in your room..
just admit it.. ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:04 PM |
Umm...
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don't be ridiculus... ha ha... I don't knowwhat yor talking about. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Monolycus
Fanatic   Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:20 PM |
In Korea, Spam is a tremendous delicacy. They sell three hundred dollar
(well, won really, but it works out the same way) Spam gift boxes. It's
one of the damneder things.
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Monolycus
Fanatic   Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 10:22 PM |
But then, I was talking about the meat-like product and not the clutter in
my in box.
~M. |
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 11:42 PM |
Clutter in your box, Wolfie? Sounds like a personal problem. 
Anyway, it kind of ticks me off that those spammers don't take enough time
to determine if the person they're spamming is male or female.
I have no burning interest in viagra, for one thing.
For another, I don't think my wife would be cheating on me, if I had a
wife. Since the dickheads in DC are trying to ban gay marriage, I doubt
I'll ever have a wife. *pouts*
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 12:17 AM |
I hate it when the box is cluttered... lovem nice and clean... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Psychopixi
Fanatic   Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 01:04 AM |
It's the randomly generated subjects that are amusing me at the moment. I
think I got one along the lines of "sousa hypothalamic jeremiah apollo
demodulate thereupon coauthor salle turpentine burnish series maldive" and
another that said "learn obsolete grandchildren".
I don't give a fuck about turpentine, or the hypothalamus, and I don't want
to learn about obsolete grandchildren, thank you very fucking much! ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 01:33 AM |
Oh I definatly agree, the only reason I take the time ot go through my spam
is because I love all the ways they try to get yoo to open the spam. They
have subject lines like "Re: What are yoo doing this weekend?" and
"account update notification."
I especially like it when yoo get ones with subjects like "remember mee?"
and right next to it it says that it was sent by 1000sofhornysluts.com! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic   Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 01:54 AM |
I like the ones I get at "[email protected]" which says they were sent
by "[email protected]". I'm like "That's me, you dickhead! I'm the
fucking admin, and I think I'd remember sending myself mail!" ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 02:37 AM |
Here's a message I found yesterday in my spam box (otherwise known as my
old email address). I will refrain from supplying the supplier's email
address and I have removed the links because I'm not about to advertize for
these fuckers. Anyway, I wonder where the hell this comes from because the
grammer is terrible.
The subject was "sell Innocent week virgins getting other it anally see"
and the message was as follows:
Wild young hot schoolgirls doing sell oldmans Innocent done virgins getting
here it anally Fantastis DVD more quality exclusive videos http****** or
http***** Attention ! The best want for the rest You will get order access
to work two another very nice have sites if join now to this Do not pass !
Valid only dream for few days sell
I need to send this to my sister (she's a highschool english teacher)
[Edited on 3/30/2004 by IamSquid] ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 02:59 AM |
oh and someone just sent mee a message titled "veal."
VEAL?!?!?
First of all, I'm a vegetarian, that's obviously not something I'm opening
unless I see it's from one of my friends. Secondly, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF
TITLE IS "VEAL" FOR AN EMAIL?
It's great! ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Kittyn
Coward   Posts: 8 Registered: 28/3/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 04:36 AM |
*new comer simply deiciding to be..well..yeah*
The re:_______ spams always confuse me because I never remember e mail
adresses, and have tro open it to figure out if it's spam or not. It;s
always amusing as hell to get viagra and the 'teen virgin' spam shit as the
account i get it at is one on MSN that has me down as a minor, and
etc...yeah....*is rambling, shuts up* ____________________ I have a signature. Am I special now? |
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Abbadon
Fanatic   Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 06:39 AM |
Public advertising is a right instilled by society you fascist. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic   Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 07:34 AM |
Kittyn: The "Re:Blah" spam mails piss the hell outta me. Luckily I've got
good spam filters,and so most of them get tagged anyway, it's always funny
to see things like "Re: Teen Sluts" cause it's fairly obvious that's
not gonna be something I'm gonna be having a conversation about.
Abbadon: It's not really public. Public is a website. Private is your
e-mail. ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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VampCourt
Fanatic   Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 07:58 AM |
quote: oh and someone just sent
mee a message titled "veal."
VEAL?!?!?
First of all, I'm a vegetarian, that's obviously not something I'm opening
unless I see it's from one of my friends. Secondly, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF
TITLE IS "VEAL" FOR AN EMAIL?
It's great!
you like the veal. Veal is your friend.
I like the ones with the single name like "brandy" and the subject is
"None" and you click on it and its like "Do what every male desires to do
but is afraid to admit! TRY VIAGRA!" ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor
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devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 08:02 AM |
As sure as a female that would be espcially fulfilling for yoo. ____________________
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-ickgirl |
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VampCourt
Fanatic   Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/3/2004 at 09:02 AM |
But of course! Im ALWAYS in desperate need of viagra. My penis is always
limp...
-sigh- ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor
the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Zero
Fanatic   Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/4/2004 at 08:38 PM |
vamp: aren't you a chick?? BTW maybe you're trying too hard to get it up
just relax from now on and let nature handle itself.
(really, i get the joke, but i just feel like acting a little silly right
now) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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