KittyGoesMrow
Fanatic Posts: 218 Registered: 30/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2003 at 05:31 PM |
I probably don’t know shit about relationships because I’m so young, but, I
have been trying really hard lately to find the perfect person for me. AND
IT JUST AINT WORKIN’. (Excuse the
southern slang.) So I have decided to just sit back and let them pass by.
If they want me
they will come to me, I say. And if they don’t have the balls to approach
me then I don’t need them anyways. For all the couple of past years I’ve
tried so hard I’ve finally said, “Fuck it”… I’m not going to try because
I’ll just end up jaded like the rest of the millions of people that did
what I’ve done already to an extent they are simply fucked in the head! And
at such a young age I might add… before they even know what the fuck love
is. And now ill wait for love, the right kind, instead of some false
realism of a fantasy that I’ve so longed for and pictured. I’ll let it come
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2003 at 08:15 PM |
::Whistles::
Alright...waiting for love...yeah. Bleagh, I never could do that
myself...I hate waiting. I'd rather drill holes in my eyes with carbon
graphite bits and attach sea-barnacles to the backs of the sockets...then
when I walked around, people would call me barnacle eyes and stuff. Thats
how much waiting sucks...especially when you don't need too. Love is
alternately a huge thing, and a not so huge thing. If it's the real deal
your looking for...heh, good luck. It doesn't happen like in the movies or
TV...not really, it's one of those things you kinda' have to actively
search out and foster...usually.
Wait...what the hell am I talking about? I have the worst freaking
history, ergh...well...we'll use THAT as an example. After what happened
and all...I still kept looking, found something new in a familiar place no
less. You always have to keep looking, even if your being all secrety about
it.
Love is a chocolate Gecko. It tastes good, calms down angry woman, and
sticks to the walls when you throw it hard enough. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2003 at 09:26 PM |
Oh sweeetie...you're still young yet, it's a little early to give up like
you are. Just waiting isn't going to get you anywhere, except talking on
the phone with nice guys who have arrest warrents out on them. Believe me,
I know. My honest advice? Just stop looking, and waiting. Go out with your
friends, have fun, don't worry. Be you, define who you are. Then worry
about finding the "perfect someone."
By the way, there is no perfecrt someone. Just the complimentary someone.
There is always somethin that makes the someone not perfect, be it a
psychotic pomeranian in the house, or a habit of drawing obtuse
metaphores... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/6/2003 at 10:24 AM |
How old are you? You must be around my age, right? (17) I have a boyfriend,
and believe me - I hope he *isn't* "The One". My friends are predicting
marriage, chidren happy familes. That just scares the shit out of me. I've
been with Elliot for about a year and a half now, and don't get me wrong, I
love him more than anything. ('Cept maybe my laptop ) I just think I'm
too young to find the perfect partner. He's the first serious relationship
I've been in, and I guess the thought of only being with one person for the
whole of my life scares me. Then again, I never was looking for the perfect
partner... just the one who was right at the time. ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2003 at 02:06 AM |
Hey! I thought the psychotic pomeranian was a plus...and if it isn't I can
always say that it isn't really mine...just occupies roughly the same space
I do.
Yeah, but good advice either way...self-defination is one of those hairy
things you have to work out, however you can...although be forewarned, from
my experiance, it's a never ending quest.
Try not looking for the perfect someone, and try developing yourself into
the perfect you...god that sounds cheesy, like really cheesy. I bet you I
could do an infomercial or self-help series along that line and make
ass-loads of money off of a hell of a lot of people.
If you get older and more dejected and depressed...if all else fails, I
could hook you up with someone easy, or you could just find a sailor for
awhile...but we're bastards. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2003 at 11:47 PM |
Well, the pomeranian certainly is something.
And sailors are nothing but bad news. They all suck. I can't stand them.
Not a single one of them. THey're good for nothing but fast living and
loving. Nope. Don't need them. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 05:51 AM |
Word. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 06:01 AM |
i thought sailors were good for scaring parents, cleaning up after parties,
and easy as hell to get money from. they are also good at cleaning floors,
wiping windows and counters and often scrubbing bathrooms. they make great
house slaves! and they like to be nekid for it too. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 09:26 AM |
Attention babes: One attractive young male, sailor trained, for hire. Will
work for Cigarettes and attention.Scares parents, Beats up annoying tards,
Spends money like a mad-ass, Cleans floors and occasionally "shines the
brightworks'" likes being either nekkid or otherwise in a state of undress.
Slight violent tendancies controllable with chew toys. Please leave address
in PM box.
Buy now, offer lasts only until I get bored of it...easy storage!
____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 09:57 AM |
Hey! I could use one of those! Come visit me in December and I will buy
you those cigs and can most definitley give you attention. I could use
some help cleaning this hell whole of a dump. Heheeheee! Tired of doing
it alone! ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 10:08 AM |
If you’re patient then time is on your side...
Mostly. ____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2003 at 10:21 AM |
Note to ladies: Previous advertisement is misleading. Please note: Salior
trianind entails ability to drink amounts of liquor and slep for extended
periods of time. Money spent is your own, usually on cigarettes, and lettle
treats bought to appease him. Has habit of yapping shrilly at odd times,
many times while "shining the brightworks."
If still interested, drop me a line. I am more than happy to ret him out. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2003 at 01:28 AM |
Personal experiences are not the -best- thing to give advice on most of the
time. However, I've dated a guy for a year for him to dump me on Christmas
Eve and well...kind of sucks, but oh well. I have eyes on someone myself
and still a bit skeptical for I been burnt before so I know how you are
feeling there, but with a different set of reasons.
Enjoy life while you can, I guess...then again, I'm learning to do that
myself now. It's hard getting over my shyness. *yawn* I'll post more
later mayhaps. |
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Dense
Member Posts: 73 Registered: 5/6/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2003 at 10:06 PM |
Here is another sailor for bidding on. Shall we start the bidding at one
dollar. As for relationships the best thing to do is go out and have some
fun than when you are not expecting it you meet some one. Some times it is
a good relationship some times it is not. But when it is all over in done
with make sure you learn a lesson from it. As for permanent ones I figure
if the two of you can't break it off after fights than it has the
possibility to go on for a very long time or it could be one of those
superficial things. How can you tell well... "you just know balls to
bone"-the Oracle ____________________ i am a misunderstood genius... Nobody understands that i am a genius! |
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Erishkigal
Member Posts: 62 Registered: 5/10/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2003 at 09:02 AM |
Hmm... I'd done the same as you, and last year mocked my 15 year old best
friend for being in a year and a half long relationship at such a young
ago... My 1 yr anniversary is on Monday. Oops.
I dont think, as teenagers, we NEED to find love yet. I think the best kind
of love is the kind you get from your friends. I'm not denying I like to
have the Boy there, or I would have ditched him by now, but it was more
pure chance than actually hunting him down. We're still at the really early
stages of our lives, we dont need to get settled with anything just yet, or
anyone, at least in my opinion.
Hmmm... do the sailors come with those stripey little suits? And are they
willing to spend days in a small box being shipped to England? ____________________ Let viagra bring the magic back. |
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2003 at 03:44 PM |
And Wales. Shipped to Wales too. ;o) ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2003 at 04:15 PM |
God damn, The day i finally have some time to come one i choose the thread
where its just a Sailor bashing!!! What did i ever DO TO YOU!!!!! WAHHH!!
NEvermind, fuck that, I stand my ground and defend....ummm...shit, we do
suck. Screw it! CARRY ON!!!
And Dolo, you knew that i would be drawn to something like this i knew
that i was going to read it. Punk ass... Merry, Thanks for the back-up
chocolate starfish eater. ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Dense
Member Posts: 73 Registered: 5/6/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 03:45 PM |
dress blues are free but you must cover shipping and handling ____________________ i am a misunderstood genius... Nobody understands that i am a genius! |
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2003 at 05:37 AM |
What makes everybody so sure love exists? ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Remy
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posted on 10/6/2003 at 05:41 AM |
Either the fear of the alternative or hope, I would say. ____________________ "A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing." - Oscar Wilde |
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