IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/12/2002 at 03:55 PM |
What's worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
Ten dead babies in a garbage can!
What's worse than ten dead babies in a garbage can?
One dead baby in a ten garbage cans!
What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A trashcan lid in a dead baby!
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic   Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/12/2002 at 06:16 PM |
What's blue shiny and sits in the corner?
Baby in a ziplock bag
Whats brown shiny and sits in a corner?
same baby, three weeks later
Whats pink shiny and giggles
baby with a straight razor
Whats bright red shiny and gurgles
same baby, ten seconds later ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/12/2002 at 09:28 PM |
What's red and bubbly and taps on the window?
A baby in the Microwave.
What do you get when you stab a baby?
I don't know about you, but I get wet. (If you are a male telling the joke,
substitute hard for wet. It works on so many fun levels.) ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/12/2002 at 03:15 AM |
Almost the same joke:
What do yoo get when yoo hit a baby in the head with a hammer?
An erection! (the answer is to be pronounced and gestured appropriatly)
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Psychopixi
Fanatic  Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/12/2002 at 07:01 AM |
What's the difference between a porsche and ten dead babies?
I don't have a porsche in my garage. ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/12/2002 at 03:35 AM |
Leave it to my fucked-up friends to offend even mee:
How do yoo make a 6 year old cry twice?
Wipe the blood off yor dick on his favorite Teddy Bear. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/2/2003 at 10:25 PM |
I'm sorry, I heard a new one, with multiple punch lines, and they had to be
said...
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
Answer 1: Fill a glass with root beer, and add a scoop of ice cream and a
scoop of
dead baby.
Answer 2: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
(If on a diet use only one scoop)
Answer 3: Add 8 ounces of Coke-Cola with 2 scoops of dead baby.
Answer 4: Take your foot off its head. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Mutant_Duckie
Member   Posts: 68 Registered: 13/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 12:08 AM |
a kid came up to me in school and said: "why did the dead baby cross the
road?"
I asked why and he replied, with the most serious face and tone of voice
ever: "I kicked it."
Then he walked away. ____________________
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QUACK!
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 08:08 AM |
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because I stapeled it to the chicken. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 01:17 PM |
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. ____________________
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Mutant_Duckie
Member Posts: 68 Registered: 13/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 05:50 PM |
| Once I saw a tshirt on ebay that said on it: "i was stapled to the
chicken". Would have bought it but it was $25! ____________________
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href="http://www.halspages.cjb.net">
src="http://www.jvlnet.com/~eulberg/quack.gif" border="0">~
color="cyan">QUACK!
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VampCourt
Fanatic  Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 06:18 PM |
Whats grosser that gross?
Being at the bottem of a garbage can full of dead babies...
whats grosser than that?
Eating your way out..
Whats grosser than that?
Comming back for seconds... ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/2/2003 at 06:33 PM |
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat! ____________________
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/2/2003 at 01:48 PM |
Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender?
To see the expression on its face.
Which is easier to remove from a trunk, a bag of 50 bowling balls or a bag
of 50 dead babies?
The bag of dead babies because you can use a pitchfork. ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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Kira
Member  Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2003 at 12:46 AM |
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on how high you have to stack 'em. ____________________
Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2003 at 04:23 PM |
What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
Hold on, I'll tell you in a second... ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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angelofdarkness
Occasional Poster   Posts: 19 Registered: 2/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2003 at 08:35 PM |
thisisacryforhelp.com has a bunch of dead babie jokes, and some uses for
dead babies. It has interesting quizzes too. Pretty acurate... Yeah. I'm
done talking now.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/2/2003 at 09:22 PM |
What bounces along at 85 mph?
The baby chained to my car bumper ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/3/2003 at 03:04 PM |
what's red and crackly and dances?
Baby on the barbeque ____________________
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/3/2003 at 04:36 PM |
oh god, dead baby jokes never get old
...otherwise I'm completely sick in the head
yoo'd tell mee if I was sick wouldn't yoo? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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