Merry_Widow
Fanatic   Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/3/2003 at 07:24 PM |
What the fuck do I look like, a shrink?
If enjoying round after round of dead baby jokes is wrong, then I ask you,
where's the fun in being right.
Lets just enjoy the moment... ____________________
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 1/3/2003 at 07:29 PM |
And now, back to the moment...
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/3/2003 at 11:42 AM |
Oh god damn...that made me horny.
So this baby seal walks into a club... ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 4/3/2003 at 06:11 PM |
what's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't fuck a rock ____________________
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Psychopixi
Fanatic  Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/3/2003 at 06:01 AM |
| This woman is in hospital having a baby. When the little brat pops out the
doctor grabs it, looks at it for a second and then hurls it across the room
as the horrifyed mother looks on. He walks over to it's broken form laying
on the floor and starts jumping up and down on it, before picking it up and
throwing it back down on the floor. The mother is screaming at him, saying
"What are you doing! No!" He looks at her and smiles. "April Fools!! Don't
worry ...it was dead when it came out!" ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 6/3/2003 at 03:17 PM |
Why do they have hot water and births?
In case of a still born, the mid-wife can make soup! ____________________
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/3/2003 at 05:11 PM |
Why, oh why do I keep reading these things?
Maybe because they're funny as hell, but I still can't repress a shudder of
pure horror at my far-to-vivid mental imaging! I guess that's a side
effect of having a real, live baby. Oh well. The joys of motherhood.
Anyway, carry on, my good friends! ____________________
"You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 7/3/2003 at 08:21 PM |
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 9/3/2003 at 06:26 PM |
What's worse than running over a baby with your car?
Skidding ____________________
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/3/2003 at 11:30 AM |
| I keep coming back for some lovely more baby jokes. I love these things.
Why I do, I don't know. I am just another sick person aren't I? ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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Psychopixi
Fanatic Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/3/2003 at 02:06 PM |
No sicker than the rest of us, I'll leave to your judgement to decide if
that's good or bad.  I love them as well, sick and twisted as they may be, they're
just so goddamn funny! ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/3/2003 at 05:15 PM |
Alright, so this old guy is walking into the woods at dusk with a little
girl, the little girl looks up and says, "Gee mister...I'm scared."
The old guy looks down at her and says, "Your scared? I gotta' walk out of
these woods alone tonight."
hmmm...wait, that wasn't a baby joke...crud. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Nicholas
Member   Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/5/2003 at 04:18 PM |
How do you get 10 babies into a bucket?
-With a blender
How do you get them back out?
-With Doritos (corn chips) ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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sabator
Coward   Posts: 2 Registered: 29/5/2003 Status: Offline
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 posted on 29/5/2003 at 11:54 AM |
whats the difference between a baby and an apple?
I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.
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Abbadon
Fanatic  Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2003 at 09:50 AM |
how do you get 1000 babies into a telephone box?
with a blender
how do you get 1000 babies out of a telephone box?
with a straw
wat do you get when you take 1000 babies out of a telephone box?
an erection ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2003 at 09:51 AM |
what is twelve inches long, has a blue head and makes women scream in the
night?
cot death ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Mara
Member  Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2003 at 11:55 AM |
What goes plop plop fizz fizz?
Twins dropped in an acid bath ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Erishkigal
Member  Posts: 62 Registered: 5/10/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2003 at 12:52 PM |
| Ooh... Acid Bath. ____________________
Let viagra bring the magic back.
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BlueLinn
Fanatic  Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/1/2004 at 01:29 PM |
What do you get when you see a dead baby.....
I don't know about you, but I get an errection...
Whats the greatest sound in the world to a birthday party clown?
The sound of a dead babie's pelvis cracking.
What is the most disturbing thing in the world?
Watching a clown rinse the blood out of his outfit in the neighborhood
stream. ____________________
When the world is over, will we wonder how it began?
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the_black_tomorrow
Coward  Posts: 10 Registered: 15/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/1/2004 at 07:56 PM |
| that was the first time i ever read dead baby jokes.............. those are
good!............ ____________________
i will follow master......
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