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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 12:45 PM |
Alright, you know you´ve thought about it...what are Cobra Commander,
Skeletor and all the rest doing wrong...how would you do it? Well, lets
freaking find out.
What are your plans for world domination...how are you going to thwart the
good guys. How are you going to go about conqouring the world...in your
head at least.
Intelligent people often have frighteningly good plans for these sorts of
things. It´s the silly bad-guy act that screws most of the other guys.
Me...I´m planning on using a mix of charismatic religious cult movements,
coupled with "real world" attitudes towards standard governmental
establishments...mix that up with a little bust out and have a good time
speeches, and some random acts of generosity...and shit, once I get a crew
put together, I´ll pull one hell of a Genghis Khan.
In war...I would be the most brutal mamajama in history...´cause I´d mimic
the greats and improvise.
So what about you guys huh? 8) ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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DevilBunny
Member   Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 01:35 PM |
Count me in...
We could do it the religious cult way... get a huge number of acolytes,
which would be people in high places (politicians etc), then the road to
world domination would be open. Bill Gates would have to be the first
victim, because through his company we would take over control of most
computer programs, and that´s what basically the world runs round, isn´t
it?
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic   Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 01:48 PM |
It´s all about the shadow government and the puppets. You gotta be pullin
the strings of the guy that´s pulling the strings of the governmental
figure head.
Once you get established as the puppet master, you need to not be afraid to
pull out all the stops to get done what is needed. Want someone important
to dissapear? You pull a few strings and have the mob take out a innercity
gang leader, and leave evidence pointing to a rivel gang, a gang war
escalates to a riot, which means the police need to escort the specified
some one to saftey. But unfornately, the car is found torched three blocks
from the station. The "wounded" officers are given a wonderful pension and
take a nice vacation on a cruise liner, which unfortunately sinks to the
bottom of the ocean. The person you wanted to dissapear, has been
smuggeled on board a cargo jet, flown over the arctic, and then dropped
down a really big whole drilled into the permafrost, which is later
dynamited.
Do this a few times, and you can be sure that people will be so scared of
the government that they won´t even think of acting against it. And the
best part is, is that if they do, say assassinate the president, you are
still sitting in the shadows pulling strings. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 02:02 PM |
| Alright...your both in... ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Devin
Administrator  Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 04:11 PM |
I´m not going to take over the world. I´m just going to "Suggest" to other
brilliant people with good plans that they do it. Then install me as
figurehead so they´ll have time to rule the world they´ve conquered. That
way I´ll get the world for free and not have to do any real work to keep
it.
I´m such a leo. ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 07:44 PM |
| dibs on being grand visier!!!! ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 08:07 PM |
*hopes Callei doesn´t do that zigzag walk that that grand visier does in
that one cartoon...*
No, see... I get Scott Adams to formulate all my policies... Dogbert was
born to rule the world. And with him (or at least his creator) I will be
able to gain power.
-One- of many tactics: Apply for a credit card. Use the resulting credit
history to apply for more, until you have credit cards from around the
world. Then do a cash advance on all of them, netting trillions with which
to form a worldwide lottery.
And everybody who votes for me as world leader gets a ticket... 8-) ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Shade
Fanatic  Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 09:42 PM |
| I still prefer the massive genetically engineered virus to wipe out
everyone, preceded by innoculation of everyone you don´t want to die
method. It would lower housing costs, you innoculate entire towns by
dropping the serum into the water supply, and just to be creative, you
could ´randomly´ slip the antidote to people disguised as free samples or
something... ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 12:27 AM |
Wow Dolo, yoo sure do pick topics I´m interested in. If yoo guys are
starting a cult yoo´ll probably want mee there, after all I am Jesus.
Well, for starters, Where the Other Villans Went Wrong: Simple, JUST LEAVE
TOWN! If the Joker had just left Gotham City he wouldn´t have had Batman
to fuck with him.
2nd, Shoot Yor Enemies Execution-Style Immediatly! This means no tieing
people and dangling them over a shark tank, no throwing them into a pit
that slowly fills-up with acid, no leaving them alone in a building with a
ticking bomb next to them; in short, if MacGuyver could get out of it, it
ain´t gonna work. And if for whatever reason yoo must resort to a gimmick
execution, do not explain to the executee how the rest of yor sheme will
unfold in vivid detail. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 06:48 AM |
| You gotta do the fancy pit of acid spitting shark style executions on the
normal criminals, that way, when the rebel leader shows up with a bullet in
the back of his head, you aren´t a suspect, it just wasn´t your style. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:16 AM |
| but yoo don´t want them to turn-up at all. Yoo kill them and THEN feed
them to the sharks. Unless, MacGuyver rises from the grave to exact his
revenge on his murderers, everything should work out fine. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:31 AM |
You know Genghis Khan had a really awesome trick that I´ve been dying to
put into practice...When his men would take over, say a small village or a
garrison...they´d cut holes in the dead bodies, rape ´em...then use them as
food and construction materials for their shelters...could you imagine
fighting a force that did that? War these days has lost much of it´s
essence...the stronger, better and meaner don´t win anymore...just the
majority.
If I ever lead a force to war...there are things that will be done that
haven´t been done in a couple thousand years. And damn will it be bitchin´
 ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:39 AM |
| Or crucify my enemies upside down and slit their femoral´s so they drown on
their own blood...that´d be neat too... :lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:41 AM |
I wanna do the classics... impale! impale! impale! And once more... impale!
And decorate city walls, city road, city halls
Impale! :evil: ____________________
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:58 AM |
no, I´m going to have to agree with Dolo. Although impaling is terrific,
nothing hurts the uprising´s morale more than got good old fashioned public
crucifixions.
Next on Fox: N´Sync meets their demise!
We are going to need a wall with spikes coming off the top to put people´s
heads on. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:59 AM |
Squid - if you´re Jesus, you need to look at this (and click next a few
times)
http://flem.dhs.org/159.htm ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:03 AM |
Spiky walls are good, but not only for heads... other body parts too.
And crucifixions... first cruxifiy, then set on fire... ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:28 AM |
| Anything as long as it´s slow, painful and leaves lasting emotional scares
on the children that are forced to watch it...As for the vigilantes and
"good-guys" public humiliation is just a gangsta´ style ghetto blast to the
head away. For my real and most lethal of enemies...no one would ever know
they were dead, it´s all the little meaningless ones that would get my full
attention. I like the idea of forcing someone to choose weither to be
boiled alive in oil and force fed to their loved ones, or allowing
self-same loved ones to take a double shotgun blast to the mouth...all on
pay-per-view of course. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:34 AM |
| Upon deeper ruminations, maybe the whole "Take over the world" thing isn´t
really for me...that takes up too much time and junk...I just want to
destroy a lot of things...perhaps I should just try for a position of
"Number one Evil Henchman"...like General Kael in willow...that would be my
dream job right there. Leader of the Evil Masterminds ravening hordes...
:lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:46 AM |
I think there are two tortures that are worse than all the others. The
first is taking a man´s (let´s assume it´s a man) wife and kids and make
the 2nd youngest murder the youngest while their all watching. Then cook
the body and feed it to the family. Then repeat the process with the
youngest being killed by the next youngest and cannibalism with the man
last (unless yoo need him alive for whatever reason, such as extracting
information).
The other is not as sick and would only be effective against one person I
know. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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