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Author: Subject: Total World Domination

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 12:45 PM
Alright, you know youīve thought about it...what are Cobra Commander, Skeletor and all the rest doing wrong...how would you do it? Well, lets freaking find out.
What are your plans for world domination...how are you going to thwart the good guys. How are you going to go about conqouring the world...in your head at least.
Intelligent people often have frighteningly good plans for these sorts of things. Itīs the silly bad-guy act that screws most of the other guys.
Me...Iīm planning on using a mix of charismatic religious cult movements, coupled with "real world" attitudes towards standard governmental establishments...mix that up with a little bust out and have a good time speeches, and some random acts of generosity...and shit, once I get a crew put together, Iīll pull one hell of a Genghis Khan.
In war...I would be the most brutal mamajama in history...īcause Iīd mimic the greats and improvise.
So what about you guys huh? 8)

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 01:35 PM
Count me in...
We could do it the religious cult way... get a huge number of acolytes, which would be people in high places (politicians etc), then the road to world domination would be open. Bill Gates would have to be the first victim, because through his company we would take over control of most computer programs, and thatīs what basically the world runs round, isnīt it?

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 01:48 PM
Itīs all about the shadow government and the puppets. You gotta be pullin the strings of the guy thatīs pulling the strings of the governmental figure head.
Once you get established as the puppet master, you need to not be afraid to pull out all the stops to get done what is needed. Want someone important to dissapear? You pull a few strings and have the mob take out a innercity gang leader, and leave evidence pointing to a rivel gang, a gang war escalates to a riot, which means the police need to escort the specified some one to saftey. But unfornately, the car is found torched three blocks from the station. The "wounded" officers are given a wonderful pension and take a nice vacation on a cruise liner, which unfortunately sinks to the bottom of the ocean. The person you wanted to dissapear, has been smuggeled on board a cargo jet, flown over the arctic, and then dropped down a really big whole drilled into the permafrost, which is later dynamited.
Do this a few times, and you can be sure that people will be so scared of the government that they wonīt even think of acting against it. And the best part is, is that if they do, say assassinate the president, you are still sitting in the shadows pulling strings.

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 02:02 PM
Alright...your both in...

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 04:11 PM
Iīm not going to take over the world. Iīm just going to "Suggest" to other brilliant people with good plans that they do it. Then install me as figurehead so theyīll have time to rule the world theyīve conquered. That way Iīll get the world for free and not have to do any real work to keep it.

Iīm such a leo.

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 07:44 PM
dibs on being grand visier!!!!

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 08:07 PM
*hopes Callei doesnīt do that zigzag walk that that grand visier does in that one cartoon...*

No, see... I get Scott Adams to formulate all my policies... Dogbert was born to rule the world. And with him (or at least his creator) I will be able to gain power.

-One- of many tactics: Apply for a credit card. Use the resulting credit history to apply for more, until you have credit cards from around the world. Then do a cash advance on all of them, netting trillions with which to form a worldwide lottery.

And everybody who votes for me as world leader gets a ticket... 8-)

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 09:42 PM
I still prefer the massive genetically engineered virus to wipe out everyone, preceded by innoculation of everyone you donīt want to die method. It would lower housing costs, you innoculate entire towns by dropping the serum into the water supply, and just to be creative, you could īrandomlyī slip the antidote to people disguised as free samples or something...

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 12:27 AM
Wow Dolo, yoo sure do pick topics Iīm interested in. If yoo guys are starting a cult yooīll probably want mee there, after all I am Jesus.

Well, for starters, Where the Other Villans Went Wrong: Simple, JUST LEAVE TOWN! If the Joker had just left Gotham City he wouldnīt have had Batman to fuck with him.

2nd, Shoot Yor Enemies Execution-Style Immediatly! This means no tieing people and dangling them over a shark tank, no throwing them into a pit that slowly fills-up with acid, no leaving them alone in a building with a ticking bomb next to them; in short, if MacGuyver could get out of it, it ainīt gonna work. And if for whatever reason yoo must resort to a gimmick execution, do not explain to the executee how the rest of yor sheme will unfold in vivid detail.

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to die so i could watch, and then me die.

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 06:48 AM
You gotta do the fancy pit of acid spitting shark style executions on the normal criminals, that way, when the rebel leader shows up with a bullet in the back of his head, you arenīt a suspect, it just wasnīt your style.

 

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Does that make me a bad person?

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:16 AM
but yoo donīt want them to turn-up at all. Yoo kill them and THEN feed them to the sharks. Unless, MacGuyver rises from the grave to exact his revenge on his murderers, everything should work out fine.

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.




-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:31 AM
You know Genghis Khan had a really awesome trick that Iīve been dying to put into practice...When his men would take over, say a small village or a garrison...theyīd cut holes in the dead bodies, rape īem...then use them as food and construction materials for their shelters...could you imagine fighting a force that did that? War these days has lost much of itīs essence...the stronger, better and meaner donīt win anymore...just the majority.
If I ever lead a force to war...there are things that will be done that havenīt been done in a couple thousand years. And damn will it be bitchinī

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:39 AM
Or crucify my enemies upside down and slit their femoralīs so they drown on their own blood...thatīd be neat too... :lol:

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:41 AM
I wanna do the classics... impale! impale! impale! And once more... impale!
And decorate city walls, city road, city halls

Impale! :evil:

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:58 AM
no, Iīm going to have to agree with Dolo. Although impaling is terrific, nothing hurts the uprisingīs morale more than got good old fashioned public crucifixions.

Next on Fox: NīSync meets their demise!

We are going to need a wall with spikes coming off the top to put peopleīs heads on.

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to />
die so i could watch, and then me die.






-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 09:59 AM
Squid - if youīre Jesus, you need to look at this (and click next a few times)

http://flem.dhs.org/159.htm

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:03 AM
Spiky walls are good, but not only for heads... other body parts too.

And crucifixions... first cruxifiy, then set on fire...

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:28 AM
Anything as long as itīs slow, painful and leaves lasting emotional scares on the children that are forced to watch it...As for the vigilantes and "good-guys" public humiliation is just a gangstaī style ghetto blast to the head away. For my real and most lethal of enemies...no one would ever know they were dead, itīs all the little meaningless ones that would get my full attention. I like the idea of forcing someone to choose weither to be boiled alive in oil and force fed to their loved ones, or allowing self-same loved ones to take a double shotgun blast to the mouth...all on pay-per-view of course.

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:34 AM
Upon deeper ruminations, maybe the whole "Take over the world" thing isnīt really for me...that takes up too much time and junk...I just want to destroy a lot of things...perhaps I should just try for a position of "Number one Evil Henchman"...like General Kael in willow...that would be my dream job right there. Leader of the Evil Masterminds ravening hordes... :lol:

 

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  posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:46 AM
I think there are two tortures that are worse than all the others. The first is taking a manīs (letīs assume itīs a man) wife and kids and make the 2nd youngest murder the youngest while their all watching. Then cook the body and feed it to the family. Then repeat the process with the youngest being killed by the next youngest and cannibalism with the man last (unless yoo need him alive for whatever reason, such as extracting information).

The other is not as sick and would only be effective against one person I know.

 

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die so i could watch, and then me die.








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