DevilBunny
Member   Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:52 AM |
"Head Priest of The Torture Chamber", I want that title...
Dolo invades, Squid and me get the prisoners... ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 10:53 AM |
| Dolo the Invader...Dolorosa, Butcher of The Ten Thousand Miserable Deaths,
D-Lo the Rap-gangsta´ killah...I am liking this...I am liking this way too
much. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 11:03 AM |
| I´ve gotta be the head honcho. That´s just how it is when yor Jesus. If
that position is filled, I make a fine mascot/secret weapon. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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DevilBunny
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 11:44 AM |
Bow down before your true masters or we shall release upon you the
unimaginable evil of the kinky Jesus Squid... 
You know, I´d love to hear what ol´ dr. Freud would have to say about all
this... ____________________
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Dolorosa
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 11:59 AM |
| He´d say "Een my provessional opineeon...you are all vat ve
call...cuckoo..." but I don´t think he was german or anything, so that
would make him a weirdo too... ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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DevilBunny
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 12:07 PM |
He was German, I´ve got him on philosophy classes. He´d probably lable us
sexually unstable, and say that through violence we want to express our
deviations, which in all would be quite true  ____________________
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Dolorosa
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 12:30 PM |
| Dolo, Bearer of the Bloody Standard agrees...oooh, now I get to refer to
myself in third person! Wheee! ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 12:52 PM |
| well, Dolo confessed his Oedipus complex the other day (in addition to his
wreckless buggering of the ghost of Rosie O´Donald), I´m a lover of fine
cigars (apparently that means something), what about yoo Bunny? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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DevilBunny
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 01:48 PM |
Me?
I´ve got a double personality, both of which are bisexuall, but that´s the
only thing that is similar with ´em.
One of them is like a devil, the other like a bunny... ____________________
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 25/6/2002 at 02:02 PM |
Hey, if we are going to take over the world, we need to do it quick. I
mean, if we just sit here and talk about it, someone might just come up and
beat us to it.
If we want to get a violent army for Dolorosa to lead into battle, we need
to find some violent people. Lets go to a soccer match, we´ll hand out
free beer and whiskey. Once the riots begin, Dolo can start giving orders,
as long as he does it loud enough, they should pay attention. Well have to
give them lots of bats too, ones with 10 penny nails pounded through
them...
If only they sold beer, whiskey, bats, and nails in one big store. Of
course, people would probably take over the world on a weekly basis, they
can´t make it too easy I guess... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Monolycus
Fanatic  Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 01:19 AM |
Hard to go wrong with the classics. Arrange to have a prominent public
landmark conveniently destroyed, and be quick to blame a minority for the
act. Call into question anyone´s patriotism that even begins to look as if
they have a problem with the way you are running the show. Fuel the
public´s fear and discontent to keep their minds on the manufactured war
and off of your "emergency" legislation that consolidates your power. Keep
your speeches short, invective and chock full o´ jingoisms. This formula
has proven effective at overcoming even such physical defects as jug ears
or a cartoonish moustache that makes you look like a silent movie comedian.
As long as you are not petting a cat in your lap or laughing maniacally
during public appearances, you will not have to actively take over
anything. People will line up to hand you their fealty on a silver
platter.
One word of caution to all you future oligarchs though. The figurehead
idea is just good planning. Unless you do not mind the risk of being
disembowelled on main street, you should keep your dreams of becoming a
household name confined to appearances on game shows. Humans love to put
their heroes on pedestals so that they can have a better view when they
knock them down later. If you really wish to wield power over the rest of
the herd, keep in mind rule no. 23 from the Supervillain Handbook: Always
groom a patsy to take your falls if necessary.
Have fun storming the castle! ____________________
"I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again."
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Dolorosa
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 01:27 AM |
I can think of nothing better to put on a pedestal then a giant talking
squid...
Myself...I just want to break things in interesting ways. :lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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DevilBunny
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 02:03 AM |
As I said before, nothing can stop us if we have a Jesus Squid with us.
But we should rethink the whole Domination thing. DO we actually want to
rule or just make some good old style barbarian-horde-rampage, with daily
cruxificions, public executions (think ´Braveheart´), full scale man-to-man
battles, catapult castle storming and so on... ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 02:14 AM |
| Honestly, I don´ want to rule the world...I want to Dominate and conqour
the hell out of it...don´t know why really, I imagine it´s a subconcious
blurb from my childhood. All that ruling and lawmaking and stuff is
just...well boring. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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DevilBunny
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 03:36 AM |
All right. 8-)
So first: Dolo has to kidnap one of those big US submarines, the ones with
the nuclear warheads, then we pick out some important (to the rest of the
world) targets and... then contries start balming each other (obviosuly
we´re watching from a safe spot) and... WHAM!
Then we can play Mad Max. :-D ____________________
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Rogue
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 07:25 AM |
| Aggreed. You can never have too much balm. ____________________
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 07:27 AM |
I love ruling... Just telll all those people in Mexico to make socks, all
the people in the eastern US to make t-shirts, and the Canadians can make
skirts... Then I will have a full set of clothes...
*in infomercial voice* Its that easy... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 09:30 AM |
| I had a ninety eight-page itinerary on what I would do first, second, third
if it was the apocalypse, which ends up in world domination, which
progressed to novels. I am on my third one. 3 fucking chapters left. 3
chapters left since last year come July mind you. Either I ran out of
ideas or I´m far to stressed out. I need inspiration. ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 03:40 PM |
Monolycus: "no. 23 from the Supervillain Handbook: Always groom a patsy to
take your falls if necessary"
-end quote
Industry Rep:"Here´s a generous contribution to your campaign, Mr.
Dogbert..."
Dogbert: "Cool! I´ll use your money to get elected, then put your entire
industry in jail to cover my tracks"
Industry Rep: "hmm... (guess this ruins my chances of being named briber of
the year)"
All you need to know about conquering the world is found in Dilbert... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 02:43 PM |
Make the vents too small to crawl through...and note to self: when
laughing, try not to sound "Evil" as that is usually a dead giveaway...
I´d probably still be Navy if I hadn´t laughed after I did what I did.
Aaah...
On a secondary side note to self...if I want to conqour the world the
torture and brutality, I might want to have a safe soft place I can snuggle
into when I´m not rampaging about like the love child of Godzilla and
Genghis Khan...hmm...that sounds like an Opium den to me. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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