Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 12:45 PM |
Alright, you know youīve thought about it...what are Cobra Commander,
Skeletor and all the rest doing wrong...how would you do it? Well, lets
freaking find out.
What are your plans for world domination...how are you going to thwart the
good guys. How are you going to go about conqouring the world...in your
head at least.
Intelligent people often have frighteningly good plans for these sorts of
things. Itīs the silly bad-guy act that screws most of the other guys.
Me...Iīm planning on using a mix of charismatic religious cult movements,
coupled with "real world" attitudes towards standard governmental
establishments...mix that up with a little bust out and have a good time
speeches, and some random acts of generosity...and shit, once I get a crew
put together, Iīll pull one hell of a Genghis Khan.
In war...I would be the most brutal mamajama in history...īcause Iīd mimic
the greats and improvise.
So what about you guys huh? 8) ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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burn1311
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posted on 29/4/2003 at 04:46 PM |
our torture instrument of choice should be hockey sticks
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Tvileren
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posted on 28/4/2003 at 06:21 AM |
what happened to ABC weapons? a dirty bomb in a city? all that
entertainment without needing to get ones hands dirty. Someone elses blood?
Jucky... bombs! fireworks! I am more into a mass destruction scale, tear
it all down and use the survivors to build it up afterwards..
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2003 at 08:50 PM |
Stic, were you born a dork or did it take years of hard practice?
Gladitorial combats sound like fun though...through in the lifers, arm 'em
with chainsaws, gladiuses and stuff then let 'em go at it...
I'm not for any of that governmental crap, I just want to break shit. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Abbadon
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posted on 26/4/2003 at 12:06 PM |
| I'm not giving my plans away that easily, fools. Althought I would gladly
scrifice my life if I could kill Arial Sharon. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Sticupus
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posted on 26/4/2003 at 09:08 AM |
| Id do what current CEOs of major corporations, world leaders and the Bush
administration is already doing to take over the world. Id join The
Carlyle Group, work to dissolve the American democracy/republic, and expand
to create a totalitarian capitalistic world society. Its already in the
motions..... Why not hop on? ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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dead-cell
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posted on 26/4/2003 at 08:06 AM |
| We shoul also make the torture chamber fun for the audience. Like the more
they cheer the more pain the prisoner recieves. Or have a lottory and
whoever wins gets to be Torture Master for the day. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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burn1311
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posted on 26/4/2003 at 07:19 AM |
what ever happened to good old public torture? i saw that we just set up an
open air torture chamber. dishearting and embarassing.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2003 at 03:51 AM |
Do you know how hard it is to build a giant robo!? Christ!! First of all,
the buzz-saw arms just don't seem to want to work right, the acid-spewing
codpiece gets clogged...screw this, I'm just gonna' get my needle-nosed
pliers and powdered glass...
Yeah, I'm still plotting... ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 05:23 AM |
Actually, Darkness, I disagree with you.
Although it is very difficult, the mindset of the goth can be learned.
Most wannabes donīt learn it, though, they just imitate the surface.
If you would learn to be goth, you must learn the courage to look with
honesty on the things that have been traditionally labeled as dark and
depressing, and see if you can find beauty and worth in those things. If
you can learn this, you can learn to be goth.
Of course, itīs difficult, and many people prefer to skip that vital
lesson, and go straight to the check-out counter of Hot Topics. But it IS
possible to learn this mindset even if up till that point you have viewed
life in a completely conventional way.
Just my humble opinion. ____________________
"You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
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darkness_of_shadows
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 08:34 PM |
i would do it the way christians did.. seemed to work for them and for the
exact purpous religion was created.. to contain the masses..
all you have to do is get enough people to believe something and they
spread it.. and its like the belief that goth can be learned.. not true
but the masses fall for it and are contained..
easy as that
lie its what governtment does  ____________________
if you want idiocy you've come to the right place
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 02:43 PM |
Make the vents too small to crawl through...and note to self: when
laughing, try not to sound "Evil" as that is usually a dead giveaway...
Iīd probably still be Navy if I hadnīt laughed after I did what I did.
Aaah...
On a secondary side note to self...if I want to conqour the world the
torture and brutality, I might want to have a safe soft place I can snuggle
into when Iīm not rampaging about like the love child of Godzilla and
Genghis Khan...hmm...that sounds like an Opium den to me. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 03:40 PM |
Monolycus: "no. 23 from the Supervillain Handbook: Always groom a patsy to
take your falls if necessary"
-end quote
Industry Rep:"Hereīs a generous contribution to your campaign, Mr.
Dogbert..."
Dogbert: "Cool! Iīll use your money to get elected, then put your entire
industry in jail to cover my tracks"
Industry Rep: "hmm... (guess this ruins my chances of being named briber of
the year)"
All you need to know about conquering the world is found in Dilbert... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 09:30 AM |
| I had a ninety eight-page itinerary on what I would do first, second, third
if it was the apocalypse, which ends up in world domination, which
progressed to novels. I am on my third one. 3 fucking chapters left. 3
chapters left since last year come July mind you. Either I ran out of
ideas or Iīm far to stressed out. I need inspiration. ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 07:27 AM |
I love ruling... Just telll all those people in Mexico to make socks, all
the people in the eastern US to make t-shirts, and the Canadians can make
skirts... Then I will have a full set of clothes...
*in infomercial voice* Its that easy... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Rogue
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 07:25 AM |
| Aggreed. You can never have too much balm. ____________________
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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DevilBunny
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 03:36 AM |
All right. 8-)
So first: Dolo has to kidnap one of those big US submarines, the ones with
the nuclear warheads, then we pick out some important (to the rest of the
world) targets and... then contries start balming each other (obviosuly
weīre watching from a safe spot) and... WHAM!
Then we can play Mad Max. :-D ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 02:14 AM |
| Honestly, I donī want to rule the world...I want to Dominate and conqour
the hell out of it...donīt know why really, I imagine itīs a subconcious
blurb from my childhood. All that ruling and lawmaking and stuff is
just...well boring. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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DevilBunny
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 02:03 AM |
As I said before, nothing can stop us if we have a Jesus Squid with us.
But we should rethink the whole Domination thing. DO we actually want to
rule or just make some good old style barbarian-horde-rampage, with daily
cruxificions, public executions (think īBraveheartī), full scale man-to-man
battles, catapult castle storming and so on... ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 01:27 AM |
I can think of nothing better to put on a pedestal then a giant talking
squid...
Myself...I just want to break things in interesting ways. :lol: ____________________
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