Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/2/2003 at 09:26 PM |
*throws water on the burning pants...and saves what she can from those
damned skirt-wearing pant-hating pirates* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/2/2003 at 11:44 PM |
Can I be the skirt and pant loving kunoichi? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/2/2003 at 06:38 PM |
I figure I was in a pissy mood that day....I don't remember at this point
since I am living off of 4 hours of sleep and got myself all tired in a
pit...so yeah....*Falls asleep mid-sentence* ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/2/2003 at 09:23 PM |
*sees MystryssRavynDarque just laying here asleep and decides it's time for
mischief*
*stands there originally planning on putting both a pair of pants and a
lovely little mini skirt on you and let the fates have their way with
you...muahahaha...then has a stroke of brillance and instead throws that
hated hybrid of both pants and skirts...the dreaded "skort" onto you*
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/2/2003 at 12:35 AM |
What's the difference between coullotes (spelling?) and skorts? And how
come I've never seen any cullotes? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/2/2003 at 05:47 AM |
Skorts, my dear Ironboots, are a disgusting hybrid of skirt and shorts
resulting in a ridiculous form allowing for a view of a particularly
unflattering type of shorts from the rear, and, by means of an annoying
little flap, a skirt that flares at a particularly awkward angle from the
front. The worst of both worlds.
As for culottes, if you want to see a plethora of them, just find your
nearest Kingdom Christian Ministries chapel, and yell loudly outside a
service that there will be volleyball on the front lawn. Kingdomites (not
to be confused with sodomites) will instantly flock towards you. You have
invoked the holy sport of the chosen. First the men will emerge, shedding
their suitcoats, ties, sweaters, and other paraphenilia of worship unsuited
for the wholesome activity of volleyball. Later, the women will emerge,
after having modestly retired to the bathroom stalls to modestly change
from their modest skirts into a modest pair of culottes. Then they, too,
will be permitted to partake of the holy volleyball match. Because, of
course, pants are mens clothing, and it would be immodest to wear a skirt
during a sports event, considering the fact that a sudden move might
immodestly reveal the area above their knees.
I am almost completely serious.
My entire life up until 5 years ago was plagued by the ultimate of all
ungraceful clothing - the culotte.
Forget about skirts or pants. Culottes are evil. ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/2/2003 at 09:58 AM |
Hey now, they're nuff'in wrong with skirts. ____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/2/2003 at 10:41 AM |
*Wakes up* ACK! Who put this skort on me?! I would've rather had the
mischeif than this skort upon me! *Tears off the skort and runs around
looking for pants or a skirt* Not the evil hybrid! ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/2/2003 at 10:59 AM |
Dear Crist in heaven! She's running around with pants or a skirt! Hot damn! ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/2/2003 at 07:41 AM |
In light of this new evidence, I am convinced that nothing is better than
something.
Oh, and thanks for that bit of enlightenment, Schizo. I'll keep my eye out
for any knife-wielding culottes hiding in the shadows... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/2/2003 at 10:58 AM |
*Wink* Yeah, nothing is better than something at times! ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I
don't
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/2/2003 at 05:40 PM |
*starts thinking about long t-shirts that you sleep in...heads into deep
thought on the matter*
Hmmm...if it's a shirt and it reaches mid-thigh...is it a skirt or a
dress...or is it still a shirt...are you therefore pantless and
skirtless...what if you are not wearing underwear...hmmm...what if you are
wearing granny pants...hmmm...what if you are wearing a thong...does that
in any way change the meaning of what the t-shirt is... ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/2/2003 at 10:24 PM |
Who cares !!! I say we all just run around nekkid... screw modesty.
FREEEEEDDDDDOOOOOMMMM !!! |
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/3/2003 at 03:01 PM |
Beer, helping people streak since 1910. ____________________
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size=1> but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/3/2003 at 05:43 PM |
Whoa!
This is still going? Well, anyway hakima are yor God! Sumbit! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/3/2003 at 10:27 PM |
Hey Squid, what do you say we combine forces to defeat these evil pant and
skirt wearers ? All shall bow down before the Legions of the Hakimas and
Kilts !!! |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/3/2003 at 06:40 AM |
But skirts are just like kilts!!
*is trampled by the Legions*
Great to have you back in this forum, Squid! ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/3/2003 at 11:51 AM |
::Looks around, reloads:: Well hell fire and damnation...Once and for all
I'm making a stand, for what I believe in...::Randomly starts blowing holes
in children:: And NO I still ain't figured out what that is...but it
doesn't mean I can't kill people over it now does it? ::Bites the head off
a rubber chicken, chucks it and dives for cover:: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/3/2003 at 03:47 PM |
For the love of all that is holy and tastes like jello ! How dare you
compare a skirt to a Kilt ! ::bites the head off of a child with holes in
it, chucks it at Dolo and begins to jump rope:: |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/3/2003 at 05:45 PM |
FOR THE LAST MUTHER FUCKIN TIME KILTS ARE
PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS SO DAMN HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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