Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 9/11/2002 at 04:38 AM |
How many goths does it take to make a cheesecake?
None.
There are no goths in cheesecake
This is the new Goth Jokes forum. Post each joke as a new topic please.
-Devin- ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/9/2005 at 12:29 PM |
You're extremely good at being bad Bettie. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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anna
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posted on 16/9/2005 at 02:30 AM |
never amusing indeed made my day
-anna
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 9/11/2004 at 02:29 PM |
This is the pinnacle of mental incapacity.. with an exception ot Devin and
Duckies jokes which were rather funny. ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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ladylilith
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posted on 6/6/2004 at 01:22 PM |
I didn't say they were bad people,just that I must be as sick and twisted
as they are,to find the jokes funny.Anyway,imho,bad people are more
fun!!(and I'm a bad,bad girl when the mood takes me!!!)I think I'm very
good at being bad,how 'bout you? ____________________ Between the intent and the act falls the shadow. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 6/6/2004 at 12:04 PM |
What makes them bad people? What if they are the good and the rest of the
world who can't stand that type of humor are the bad? Huh huh? ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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ladylilith
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posted on 6/6/2004 at 11:41 AM |
You are all sick,sad ,twisted individuals !But some of your jokes ARE
funny,tho-so I guess that makes me as bad as the rest of you! (hangs her
head in shame!!) ____________________ Between the intent and the act falls the shadow. |
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Alugarde
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posted on 6/6/2004 at 01:18 AM |
quote:
Post each joke as a new topic please.
-Devin-
____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/6/2004 at 08:56 AM |
that is one of my all time favorites.
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Psychopixi
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posted on 4/6/2004 at 08:15 AM |
A goth dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter is taking
her details when she suddenly screams, and bursts into tears. He asks her
what's wrong, and she says "I just saw Andrew Eldritch, I can't believe
he's dead!" "Don't worry," says St. Peter, "That's not Eldritch, that's God
pretending to be Eldritch ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Psychopixi
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posted on 4/6/2004 at 08:14 AM |
How do perky goths paint their ceilings?
They dip their hair in paint and start bouncing. ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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DieTeufelliebe
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posted on 3/6/2004 at 10:01 AM |
those are just grand! they are most excellent **on floor laughing** ....
ok im done
out
Eaden ____________________ "Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."
-Eaden- |
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/4/2004 at 07:48 PM |
no i remember where i got them!!!
http://groups.msn.com/thedarknesswithin/imsogoth.msnw ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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fairy_ofdarkness
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posted on 12/4/2004 at 07:45 PM |
im so goth, when im sleeping ppl check my pulse
im so goth, i dont HAVE a pulse.... ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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fairy_ofdarkness
Member Posts: 104 Registered: 30/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/4/2004 at 07:43 PM |
im so goth, my black is blacker that YOUR black--it's called "black
black"
goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?
im so goth, im dead
im so goth, i think saying "oh my goth" is so CUTE!! ^^
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i am NOT actually saying this stuff.....i found it somewhere, dun remember
where....
____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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angel_of_death
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posted on 12/4/2004 at 02:47 PM |
i love the jokes about cutting ppl up... got anymore? lmao, by the way. ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
the pain in the inside. |
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fairy_ofdarkness
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posted on 18/3/2004 at 07:45 PM |
*laughs hystercally* ____________________ so happy, but cant smile,
so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly...... |
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feralucce
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posted on 20/1/2004 at 12:24 AM |
What's black and knocks on the window?
A goth in a microwave.
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/1/2004 at 12:23 AM |
How many "New Kids on the Block" does it take to paint a wall red?
Only one if you throw it hard enough.
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/1/2004 at 12:12 AM |
What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet? The cisterns of mercy.
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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