A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus
on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet
anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in
front of it."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The
octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi
Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a
trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert.
The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some
bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a
little puzzled, set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus,
"I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
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Abbadon
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posted on 3/5/2005 at 05:36 AM
Thats my joke! Ask Wormwood!
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gothicmorman
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posted on 2/5/2005 at 06:52 PM
i've never heard that one before, it is kind of cute, at least the squid i
can see in my mind is...
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posted on 29/4/2005 at 11:11 PM
Of course it's unrealistic. It's a joke.
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posted on 28/4/2005 at 03:32 PM
Even tohugh its very unrealistic its very funny
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posted on 24/4/2005 at 08:53 AM
No matter how many times I hear that joke, it always makes me giggle.