angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2004 at 04:58 AM |
How Bad Are You?
Directions: Ask yourself the following questions.
For every 'Yes' give yourself 1 points then add up your points at the end
to find out... How Bad Are You Really?
It's that easy.....
Then post your score, and if you are brave, your answers
Questions: Have You Ever...?
Smoked?
Been Drunk as hell?
Screwed someone of the opposite sex?
Screwed someone of the same sex?
Shoplifted?
Lied?
Betrayed a friend?
Been to jail?
Smoked weed?
Done LSD?
Done any other illegal drug?
Given oral sex?
Received oral sex?
Screwed something not of the human race?
Screwed something not alive?
Cheated on someone?
Used someone?
Paid someone for sex?
Been paid for sex?
Played strip poker?
Skipped school?
Skipped school to get high/drunk?
Danced naked?
Danced naked in public?
Flashed someone?
Mooned someone?
Kissed someone?
Kissed someone of the same sex?
Held hands?
Hugged someone?
French kissed?
Had sexual fantasies?
Had sexual fantasies about someone of the same sex?
Stolen money?
Stolen drugs from family?
Stolen money from family?
Been convicted of a crime?
Got away with a crime?
Dated someone because you heard they were'easy'?
Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?
Dated someone for thier money?
Been called a whore?
Been called a slut?
Been called a bitch?
Watched porn?
Stared in porn?
Taped porn?
Watched porn you taped?
Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?
Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?
Used sex 'toys'?
Tried to kill yourself?
Tried to kill someone else?
Told someone you hated them?
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
Have you ever participated in satanic worship?
Have you ever made a ritual sacrifice?
Have you ever given oral in a moving vehicle?
Have you ever recieved oral in a moving vehicle?
(and, yes, i know, some of them are a given) ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
the pain in the inside. |
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KittyGoesMrow
Fanatic Posts: 218 Registered: 30/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/11/2004 at 04:06 AM |
27 O_O ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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RedQueen
Member Posts: 98 Registered: 18/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/11/2004 at 10:26 AM |
I knows I sure as heyck cain't do me no figurin' for she-it. ____________________ Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs! |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/11/2004 at 05:14 AM |
to a given definition of good. i like the way that it gives a percentage
score for corruption. just in case elementary mathematics is beyond the
test taker. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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Wok
Occasional Poster Posts: 25 Registered: 14/11/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/11/2004 at 06:42 PM |
quote: You answered "yes" to
357 of 1500 questions, making you 76.2% sexually pure (23.8% sexually
corrupt); that is, you are 76.2% pure in the sex
domain.
Hehe. Thats good, right? |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2004 at 05:54 PM |
MJ: only partly... I would do what I described to most... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/11/2004 at 07:13 AM |
s'okay guys. I realize that you were being funny. No worries. ____________________
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/11/2004 at 04:39 PM |
tallidaho, if you can remember what movie it was could you let me know. it
sounds interesting. i think you might be thinking of seven, and if so. you
have a bit of a point there. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/11/2004 at 07:28 AM |
Sorry M, i was trying to be funny. ya know that old "we dont need no
stinking badges!" Pancho Via thing. I should have included a *giggle* or
something.
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/11/2004 at 01:25 AM |
*snicker* You also want to check your teeth in a mirror afterwards. Just in
case somethings stuck in between.
____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/11/2004 at 07:56 PM |
parsley is like pubic hair... something to push aside before the main
course... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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RedQueen
Member Posts: 98 Registered: 18/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/11/2004 at 01:23 PM |
Feral: would you eat them with a sprig of parsley, or do garnishes leave
you cold? ____________________ Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism
vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs! |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 08:51 PM |
by allowing one the purification presented with torture, you grant them the
ability to die with a clean slate... I do not give honor to those I would
wish ill... I would rather just end them, as is fitting... make them meat ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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tallidaho
Member Posts: 50 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 08:50 PM |
pale_face, that was done in the movie Seven years ago. Well, a similar
thing. ____________________ Being Passionate is the only way to survive |
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 08:35 PM |
personally i would never really kill someone. i would put them through an
immense amount of torture and mental attacks. to the point that they
thought they were totally out of their minds and could not work a single
muscle of their body. then i would drop them off at their significant
others home, or their parents. or someone related to them. murder is to
easy. it takes a lot more patience to work someone into a state of
insanity.
as an example of the whole scenario i drew up. i would tie someone down to
a metal mesh mattress, hook them up to all necessary things vital to like
and then begin to stab pin needles into their body. start at the toes and
stop at the tip of the head, avoiding eyes and genitals. if it were a girl
i would sew their lower extremity's closed. if it were a boy i would sew
his penis to his leg. start any mental torture i felt i wanted to subdue my
victim to. begin to take the needles out and begin to heat the metal to
burn them, and after a wile of that i would bring them home.
but thats just me. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 06:44 PM |
I am taking it as such ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 01:46 PM |
relax folks, it was just for fun... geez. ____________________
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 06:03 AM |
I am a scorpio, married to a scorpio and living in one of the corrupt
cities in the US.
I have been personally named in 6 lawsuits, involved in local politics, and
popular in highschool.
I have changed my name 3 times and most people use an alias for me.
I manage a sex shop.
I dont need no stinkin' test to tell me how bad i am, I have an FBI risk
score for that. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 05:44 AM |
fuck this test... I can tell you how bad I am with one simple
statement...
I am bad enough to kill you slowly, skull fuck you, and use your skull as a
decorative planter... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/11/2004 at 06:00 PM |
DK, I once had a copy of a 5000 question purity test. It took all night
with pencils and paper for 5 people to take it. not to mention adding up
the scores at the end. You got off easy. (that didn't sound right...) ____________________
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