pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/11/2004 at 01:34 PM |
kind of like squids game, but with evolution.
do you want to fly, have gills, have 4 eyes?
personally I would like to see the human body become so efficient digesting
food we wouldn't need ass holes. the food would be completely used by out
body's. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2004 at 03:08 AM |
May have been a small element of sarcasm there.
Also, at least it was explicit. None of this jiggery pokery nuspeak
nonsense which clouds your minds and makes you not think while making you
think that you think.
By their own rules they are allowed to marry and reproduce, read
angel_of_deaths post.
Just aint allowed to know if they would like them first.
____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/11/2004 at 01:25 PM |
so now your telling ous were not allowed to think? your just as bad as they
are. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/11/2004 at 12:52 PM |
Baaaaaah! ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Abbadon
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posted on 29/11/2004 at 11:48 AM |
Now look here, you mindless pions. Why don't you leave the theological
facts to the professionals and just follow our rules blindly like you do
everything else. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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pale-face
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posted on 28/11/2004 at 09:28 PM |
don’t you think it's a bit hypocritical for them to be making rules about
our marriages and sex-life. when by their own rules their not allowed to me
married or reproduce. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2004 at 01:16 PM |
I thought we already had this discussion:
http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=XForu
m&file=viewthread&tid=343 ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/11/2004 at 12:11 AM |
its only a sin if its outside of marrige... and its frowned apon in the
bible to have sex within marrige for any reason but to produce children...
so even if u do get married, you are only encouraged to have sex if u want
kids...
also... all type of physicall interaction is frowned apon by the church, as
this creates the 'urge' to do more...
you are also only allowed to date if u know 100% you will marry the
person...
does this make anyone else enraged because its just so unfair/stupit/etc... ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/11/2004 at 02:44 PM |
hey hey now. i'm workin on the spelling bit. i cant help it. but as long as
you can read it thats good enough for me.
____________________ fucking classy. |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 05:49 PM |
Pale Face: Neither does your spelling of "since"
Yep... Humans are despicable sinners. That's why they make you go to church
so much so that you can be "saved"* despite your vile nature. The Catholic
Church calls it original sin: Somehow you are just born with sin on your
soul because of Adam and Eve's evil, horrible, despicable sin of eating
some fruit.
*Saved from having any fun, that is.
But I really wish this conversation would get back on the smut and less on
dogma... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 02:09 PM |
sex is a sin? that makes no sence. that would mean every one on the face of
the earth is related to a sinner. that means preists were bourn by
sinners... this makes no sence ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 11:49 AM |
Hasn't this whole forum just turned into the movie "Last Temptation of
Christ" ?
(I want his guardian "angel")
____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 09:44 AM |
I wonder what kind of lover Jesus was...
Is he a leg guy, an ass guy, or a tit guy?
Does he give good head? How good?
Obviously he's a masochist, but what gets him off the most? Hot wax, whips,
asphixiation, cbt?
13 person orgies every night?
As a carpenter, did he make any interesting toys?
What sort of miracles did he work in bed?
Was Mary Magdalene Jesus' domme?
"The Lord is my shepherd" Does that mean Jesus is a furry? Or that he's
into bestiality?
(I'm goin' straight to hell...)
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 05:50 AM |
surely they would wish to die a virgin having given birth...? ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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angel_of_death
Member Posts: 119 Registered: 4/4/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 03:16 AM |
if Jesus didnt get married, and lived a life without sin, would he have
died a virgin?
that would be so bad, giving up your life for mankind and never even
getting to sleep withany one... i can assure that is the fear of christian
girls everywhere (i go to school full of em) that they will die a
virgin...
[Edited on 22/11/2004 by angel_of_death] ____________________ I know whats it like to want to die, how it hurts to smile, how you try
to
fit in but you can't, how you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to
kill
the pain in the inside. |
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RedQueen
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posted on 21/11/2004 at 09:54 PM |
Yeah, I've heard the theories that Mary Magdalene was his wife and an
apostle to boot, but I didn't think there was much talk about them having
kids. I know there are a ton of people who hold that after Jesus, Mary and
Joseph had other kids (as Rupert said in Dogma, "Believing that Mary gave
birth to Jesus as a virgin is a leap of faith, but to believe that a man
never got it on with his wife? That's shear gulibility!"), so there are
some however-many-great-grand nephews and nieces of Christ out there. ____________________ Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs! |
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/11/2004 at 03:08 PM |
does that make avril Jesus' wife?
speaking of wich, they are now saying that he DID have a wife, there fore
some one now aday's could be related to jesus. interesting no? ____________________ fucking classy. |
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RedQueen
Member Posts: 98 Registered: 18/10/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/11/2004 at 12:53 PM |
So, Jesus loves you, but he'd kiss you on the mouth if you were holiding
two Forties, and he'd hump your leg if you have the I.Q. of Avril Lavigne? ____________________ Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism
vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs! |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/11/2004 at 02:16 AM |
quote: They say god loves a
drunk, but obviously god EXTRA loves dummies.....
I'll have to remember that the next time somebody tells mee Jesus loves
mee. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/11/2004 at 11:08 PM |
I could use them to hold my socks up with their teeth. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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