bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 12:48 AM |
Hm geist I think you'd be "most likely to be set on fire after having
sarcasm mistaken".
I think I have a shot at "most likely to spontaneously combust" as well.
Afterall, with how much booze I consume and my propensity for accidentally
setting myself on fire (and I'm not kidding either, I have a jacket that
proves it) I'm a wick waiting for a flame.
Tell ya what. I'll thumb wrestle you for it. Winner bursts into flames.
Loser gets set on fire by winner. Deal? ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 02:33 AM |
I will always remember the story that someone sent in about setting thier
head on fire one morning while trying to brush thier teeth or something. I
laughed til i was sick over that one.
I tend to set lawns on fire. my parents wont let me help in their garden
anymore because of an unfortunate incident with a garden hose, a can of
butain, and a cigarette.
i'll hold the matches for the combustion competition... especially if we
can expand the entries to four or five people. That way it will make the
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 09:32 AM |
mmmm..... barbecue. and it's not like I've never been accused of eating
people before... just not with ketchup. or barbecue sauce for that matter
How about
I get the "Most interesting after you get to know her" award? ____________________
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Geist
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 11:39 AM |
You can have the award Bettie.. I've seen what happens to those that oppose
you and I shall submit. You's one scary Diva. ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Anya
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 12:46 PM |
I get the Stagnant Edge Award. This for I've not
posted as much as most people has hehe. |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 01:55 PM |
OH GOD Callei, I remember that one too. I think it was in a multipost or
something, and that one just positively made me PEE myself.
I haven't set the yard on fire yet, you got me on that one, but I have lit
on fire quite a few things, and caused a few minor, but very frightening
blazes. All accidents of course, and the result of being stupid.
I really should stop trying to do things with fire that seem harmless.
ANd geist, I might seem scary (I have no idea why) but I'm small and I got
little thumbs and I always lose thumbwrestlings (especially against my
husband who is twice my size and has massive man hands with long fingers)
unless I cheat
I think the multi-entry for this match is a good idea...it'll be a regular
loowow (you know, that hawain word I can't spell. Help devin!). ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 02:15 PM |
lulu maybe? different from a luau ony because one describes the party and
one describes the fireworks.
And it was only par tof the yard, only the bit by the hose and side of the
shed really. And it went out fast, well fastish.
But a word of warning: dont try to refill your lighter while hung over and
getting ready to wet down the REALLY dry leaves and such in a California
summer. Or at least make sure you have already turned the water on.
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ThatOneWastedChick
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 10:51 PM |
After about five minutes of thought, I think I know a catergory I could at
least be nominated for: "Most likely to give gift of tree scratchies to
total strangers" what do you guys think? And yes... I did steal that from
Happy Noodle Boy.... Please don't sue me.... ____________________ Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a skitzophrenic
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/3/2003 at 01:34 AM |
*making a mental note of potential fire hazards in my yard, as landscaping
season is but a month or two away*
Before I got the new oven (I love my new oven), the old one was possessed,
and whilst trying to make french fries, I set the whole oven on fire.
Apparently the demons within the stove were channeled by the frenchfries,
and in a matter of minutes I went from peaceful frozen potatoes to four
foot flames and a house that reeked like burnt starch for DAYS. I didn't
know frozen potatoes could burn like that.
At least you don't have to do yardwork for your gramma anymore You can come do my
yard. Setting it on fire would be an improvement. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 15/3/2003 at 07:36 PM |
Can I nominate myself for most likely to tell a joke that makes people
laugh uncomfortably? ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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KatB
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posted on 15/3/2003 at 11:42 PM |
Hah, I just realized my award from posting in another Forun... Least likely
Virgo! ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 03:38 AM |
I thought I was least likely Virgo. Damnit someone always beats me to it... ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Psychopixi
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 11:08 AM |
I dare anyone to take me on foe 'the most pinchable cheeks' award.
Hey, you gotta play your strengths, right? ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Mara
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 03:37 PM |
I say Geist should get biggest supper dork award ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Geist
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 03:53 PM |
Oh no Pixi , you get the most pinchable cheeks award. Come here and let me
see those cheeks. *pinch pinch pinch*
My award would have to be most likely to get kicked for cheek pinching. ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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dead-cell
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posted on 18/3/2003 at 07:31 PM |
ooo I say I get the "most likely has a doomsday devices" subsequently I
also receive " the "peace prize" for not using it...............yet ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Domkitten
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posted on 20/3/2003 at 07:00 AM |
can i have most likely to die of ennui (god that is so GAWTH i think i
might crumble right now). how about most likely to make now sense, or most
likely to cry for no good reason. or most likely to kick a person in the
nads for being ten feet high an sitting in front of me at the movie
theater. okay, i'm obviously going to have to go think about this
somemore...... ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Shade
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posted on 20/3/2003 at 08:01 PM |
Hmm, I'd be easily most likely to ignore insipid twits until they really
get on my nerves and I blast them into next week with a few well placed
phrases that sadly use words to big for them to realize they've been
insulted.
Either that or most likely to be unphased by anything going on around
me...I'm not sure which. ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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VampCourt
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posted on 20/3/2003 at 09:10 PM |
hey bettie, that oven WAS evil. Im so glad you got the new one. the carrot
cake was Nummie!
As for proclaiming myself something.. i really cant.. i dont know why.. but
i cant really put myself into a catagory.. ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/3/2003 at 10:38 PM |
OH god I know, and besides it's obvious status of "most evil oven on the
face of the fuckin planet" it was DISGUSTING FILTHY NASTY UNDERNEATH. I
don't even wanna THINK of the last time that past fuckhead renters cleaned
underneath it *shudder*
I'll put you in a category you sexy beyatch: "virgo who is most in control
of her virgo-ness". Because you're a virgo that I don't wanna kill. It's
a short short list.
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