Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 11:59 AM |
What next you ask? Well I'll tell you...I propose, that in the spirit of
awards shows and contests all over the world, we here at our beloved Shmeng
have an awards ceremony...of, er, some sort...
What I mean is, lets vote and figger out whos the "Most Gothic" by our
diaphanous and dynamic standards, and we aren't going to stop there...good
or ill, "Best supporting weirdo" and "Most incomprehenisbly intelligent"
awards should also be given out.
Unfortunatly theres a stipulation...Devin, Callei and Ick...
These three fall into categories of their own anyhow...I mean seriously,
going up against them really ouldn't be fair for the rest of the unwashed
masses, so they'll get the places of being the Judges...an their decisions
mark weither or not the titles stick.
So....are we game...I guess it's sorta' like a Goth American
Idol...eew...but still, we can make it ours. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/1/2004 at 06:29 AM |
*falls off of couch laughing*
Point taken, Monolycus, but I think you'll win the "Tongue Most Firmly
Planted in Cheek" award. *grins and squishies*
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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Monolycus
Fanatic Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/1/2004 at 04:20 AM |
No lie, I think I stepped in somebody's eyeball on my way here. Whatever
it was, it's all over the bottom of my shoe now. Damn it. I hope that's
not off-topic.
~M. |
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/1/2004 at 11:12 PM |
I might haev to go for "Most Incoherent Without Being Drunk" or "Noisiest
Idiot." *grins* ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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thefacelessunholy
Occasional Poster Posts: 21 Registered: 10/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/1/2004 at 12:45 PM |
I think that I would end up winning the award for either "Most head
injuries" or "Most computer equipment hacked to pieces in one week. Don't
dig in my back yard, or you'll discover my horrible secret...sigh...that I
just disclosed... ____________________ Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 09:37 PM |
Hmmm....maybe I should get the award for "Ms. Anal Retentive". ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 08:57 PM |
Sometimes when I am in chat rooms, or wherevere I may be, I generally
become very pissed at the people who can't spell, or use incorrect
punctuation, but I never tell them so. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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PoeticChaos
Occasional Poster Posts: 23 Registered: 14/12/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2003 at 07:46 PM |
Could I nominate myself for "Most Likely to Change Her Opinion Within a .06
seconds Time Span" or perhaps "Most Like The Typical Libra" or even "Most
Likely To Try and Use Proper Grammer and Punctuation While Online" ?
~Chaos~ ____________________
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Nicholas
Member Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/3/2003 at 04:36 PM |
On a music related note (i think that's what the grammys are... but i
hardly watch tv so i'm honestly not sure), has anyone seen the video for
"From the cradle to enslave". Fucking hilarious.... the violin part is the
best.... except instead of a violin it's their wrists.... and instead of
thing they rub against the strings... it's a sword
Good thing i ate before watching it... so much blood and porn.... ____________________ "Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away" |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/3/2003 at 10:35 PM |
ooo no I didn't try that! I did however, threaten massive bodily harm at
it because the fuckin thing WOULD NOT STOP BEEPING.
I threatened to unplug it.
I threatened to drag it into the yard and chop it up with my axe.
I told it that then I would set it on fire and everyone would point and
laugh and say "hey look at that stupid oven that's burning in bits in her
yard. What a stupid oven"
All to no avail.
I did threaten a printer once, and it very promptly responded to my
request.
next time, beware, for the bad poetry shall fly at the next appliance that
acts up. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/3/2003 at 06:48 PM |
Ahhahahahahahahah
"ReeeeopzerrrawwwwraaarrrrkilyourparentszzzeraprawwwwzzzaaarrrrIamsatanZZZr
rrreeeerrrrrppprrrrrrrraaaaaaaasssszzzeePWAH!" ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Monolycus
Fanatic Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/3/2003 at 05:11 PM |
Bettie: Regarding the old and evil oven... did you try writing derogatory
poetry at it? That's what I do when my major appliances misbehave. It's
an old Druidic repair technique that usually follows kicking it and
precedes replacing it.
As for nominations, I hear that I might be in the running for "Most Likely
To Be In The Running". *fingers crossed!*
~M. |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/3/2003 at 04:10 AM |
AHAHAHAHAHA MOST LIKELY TO *!!!PWAH!!!* AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
MZZZRLKURZZZZZZTBLAHwwwaaWWWWWWW
~pwah
*pees* ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/3/2003 at 02:43 PM |
I think I am most likely to scream at the top of my lungs in the middle of
my school that I will never get out of this hell hole, but then I think
that every one else here felt that way at one time. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/3/2003 at 01:14 PM |
thats a good one. Because really if i was a really obnoxiouse virgo.. i'd
be chopped up body parts burried under a pile of leaves in the woods
somewhere.. -laugh-
to bad that the julia chicky isnt on this site..
"Most likely to Pwahhh" ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor
the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/3/2003 at 10:38 PM |
OH god I know, and besides it's obvious status of "most evil oven on the
face of the fuckin planet" it was DISGUSTING FILTHY NASTY UNDERNEATH. I
don't even wanna THINK of the last time that past fuckhead renters cleaned
underneath it *shudder*
I'll put you in a category you sexy beyatch: "virgo who is most in control
of her virgo-ness". Because you're a virgo that I don't wanna kill. It's
a short short list.
____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/3/2003 at 09:10 PM |
hey bettie, that oven WAS evil. Im so glad you got the new one. the carrot
cake was Nummie!
As for proclaiming myself something.. i really cant.. i dont know why.. but
i cant really put myself into a catagory.. ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor
the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/3/2003 at 08:01 PM |
Hmm, I'd be easily most likely to ignore insipid twits until they really
get on my nerves and I blast them into next week with a few well placed
phrases that sadly use words to big for them to realize they've been
insulted.
Either that or most likely to be unphased by anything going on around
me...I'm not sure which. ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/3/2003 at 07:00 AM |
can i have most likely to die of ennui (god that is so GAWTH i think i
might crumble right now). how about most likely to make now sense, or most
likely to cry for no good reason. or most likely to kick a person in the
nads for being ten feet high an sitting in front of me at the movie
theater. okay, i'm obviously going to have to go think about this
somemore...... ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/3/2003 at 07:31 PM |
ooo I say I get the "most likely has a doomsday devices" subsequently I
also receive " the "peace prize" for not using it...............yet ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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