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Author: Subject: annoying church signs

Coward




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  posted on 16/2/2003 at 07:40 PM
saw a church sign the other day near my house....it said CHURCH WHY BOTHER? they are finally admitting to it!!!!
 

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  posted on 17/2/2003 at 07:23 AM
The only true religious sign I have seen came from my old church (when I used to go) saying "Thou Shalt Not Park Here."

Since I moved, however, there seem to be religious fanatics who take things a little bit more personally than just painting a billboard. The first month I was in Manhattan there was a man on the subway preaching about God and Evolution. "Man wants to believe he descended from an animal so he can ACT like an animal..."

Just last month there was a painted car gliding down sixth Avenue with a man screaming through the window on a megaphone preaching the bible like a public service announcement.

 

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-Franz Marc

 

Extreme Fanatic




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  posted on 17/2/2003 at 06:29 PM
I just saw one that said:

Looking for a sign from god?
HERE IT IS!

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to die so i could watch, and then me die.

-ickgirl

 

Extreme Fanatic




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  posted on 12/3/2003 at 02:12 AM
Here's one of the more recently encountered ones:

"Sign is broken. Message inside."

*rolls eyes*

 

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  posted on 15/7/2003 at 02:49 PM
I know about the whole sign thing. Believe me - I live near a town with at least seven churches within the six mile radius of it. People insist that the "Truth" is only by God. But logically, the truth is in the eye of the believer. I'm opinionated and have my views, but those are only in my eyes.


 

Coward




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  posted on 26/9/2003 at 11:51 AM
i saw a bumper sticker once that said "i found jesus, hes in my trunk".
when i was a christian (methodest), we had the parking lot up close to the church, and then another one down a hill a ways. the one further down was the "super christian parking lot".

 

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  posted on 26/9/2003 at 03:11 PM
We had a "jesus is coming, are you ready?" sign... I waited for everyone to read it and then asked the guy next to me on the bus if he had a hammer and some "2 by 4"'s I could borrow... well, I thought it was appropriate.

 

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"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather, and a time to cast pudding away"

 

Coward




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  posted on 2/4/2004 at 06:59 AM
you know what i really hate? those stupid little fish that christians put on their cars that say jesus inside them that is so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!
quote:

i see your lips moving but all i hear is "bla bla bla"

 

Fanatic




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  posted on 2/4/2004 at 10:35 AM
There was one by my old house in Oklahoma that one day said:

"Church on the run"

I was trying to get a bunch of my large viking looking friends to bring over their axes and swords so we could get a picture of them looking menacing around the sign. Never did it

 

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  posted on 18/10/2004 at 10:25 PM

"Stop, drop and roll won't help you in Hell."

My husband saw that bumper sticker on a car just below a christian fish symbol, and got a cute idea. He said we ought to get a fish symbol and add a small fishing pole with a hook in the fish's mouth. Then that got me to thinking that it might also be cute to have a skillet with the fish symbol sitting in the skillet.

 

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tried before." ~Mae West




 

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  posted on 19/10/2004 at 10:13 AM
You know what really gets me about those Jesus fish? The ones that say "TRUTH" that eat the Darwin fish with legs? They're using Darwinism in an attempt to disclaim Darwinism.

 

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Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs. evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.

But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs!

 

Fanatic




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  posted on 19/10/2004 at 12:46 PM
Using an opponent's points is standard procedure in any persuasive argument. If you don't address the opposition, it weakens your own statements.
But all the different kinds of fish bug me. They got real old, real fast. Like all those stickers with Calvin peeing on the icon of your choice.

 

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Fanatic




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  posted on 19/10/2004 at 05:25 PM
I was a sign at my old church, it said ( no shit) 'stop drop and roll doesn't work in hell'

 

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fucking classy.

 

Member




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Registered: 18/10/2004
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  posted on 20/10/2004 at 07:47 AM
How's this one?

On one side the sign read, "What's missing in Ch__ch?"
On the other, "U R"

Gack.

Or better yet:
Jesus: He’s holding your atoms together.
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Or my fave:
It’s hard to stumble when you’re on your knees.



[Edited on 10/20/2004 by RedQueen]

 

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Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.



But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs!

 

Coward




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Registered: 28/10/2004
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  posted on 29/10/2004 at 10:20 AM
And all of these things are some of the less nauseating reasons that I don't associate my christianity with anything organized. But, there are much better reasons out there... oh yes, there are
 

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  posted on 30/10/2004 at 11:11 AM
unfortunately i didnt see this one, i read it in a book of celebrties after dinner stories.
a pastor was trying to find a way to get people into his church and decided to get a slogan. he settled on a catchy one:
if you are tired of sin then come on in.
unfortunately within a week was written underneath:
but if you aren't call julie on 08941265379
[not the actualy phone number, i dont remember it]

 

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Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.

And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world.

 

Coward




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  posted on 8/3/2005 at 01:28 PM
I am a Christian but also want to study the actual history of the faith, mostly in the early times. I hate the people who do the God signs. The Bible is more than a quote book that can be used to make others feel bad. If they actually read the Bible it would contradict them if they really wanted to look at it that deeply. As the old saying goes even the Devil can quote scripture. Oh one other thing the laws handed down by Moses were not just the 12 commandments there were like 613 I think.

 

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