DevilBunny
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posted on 2/9/2002 at 11:01 AM |
Oi! Gimme a bottle of vodka and a six pack and I can take over the world
for you. :evil: ____________________
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Ironboots
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posted on 2/9/2002 at 10:03 AM |
Of course he would play it religiously. Its a good game. *Unleashes a
Teutonic rush against the British Castle* BWAHAHAHA!!!!
*chanting* England sucks rocks!
(No offense to any English people here, I merely mean the in-game England)
But about your world domination plans, who would decide who is a poser?
That all goes back to the what-is-goth discussion/argument/catfight. Your
war council would be crippled because they would not be able to resolve the
issue!
To catch a mallrat, you do not put cheese in the mousetrap. You must use a
pair of GAP jeans as bait. For mallrats are fickle about their cheese. But
GAP jeans are always good to them.
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AloneSoul
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posted on 2/9/2002 at 12:36 AM |
Bettie, you’re my war consul from now on.
If global domination was achieved, what would be the name of this new
place?
Hmmmm....
See, you send in the morose kids to infiltrate the “norms” society. Slowly,
their worlds begin to crumble, mass suicide follows and then we attack.
Now, how will we get them to fight? The mall rats will be given a gift
certificate to Hot Topic if they survive the front lines, the posers
follow. Ravers will blind the enemy with their free glow sticks/pants and
so they should be among the front. Then, the punky goths follow to wreck
havoc, each given a six pack of Bud Ice and a bottle of vodka.
God, I really have TOO much time with insomnia.
Ironboots, my older brother used to play Age of Empires II religiously till
he left for college. That explains it...and it´s easy to make fun of mall
rats. My sister was one, my brother and I had a field day with insults for
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Ironboots
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posted on 1/9/2002 at 07:17 PM |
AloneSoul: That text file was from Age of Empires II. They have a little
medieval encyclopedia built in, and that is one of the source files for it.
Probably (if your computer is second-hand) the previous guy didn´t erase
everything completely.
Bettie X : Yes, you may hate mallrats. But they´re your job security. If
they were smart enough to find stuff on their own, they wouldn´t need you.
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bettie_x
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posted on 1/9/2002 at 06:38 PM |
C, I still love that "history" bit you did and how it ties in to the
"mopeys" bit. It just sort of ties things into a nice little black bow.
Posers or not, send in the goddamned mallrats first to take the heavy
casualties.
Friggin mallrats. *Snarl*
I think it just may work. Hell help you should I ever rule.
Bwahahahha.
You could always go with plan A. Plan B is send the intellectual goths
over to talk them to death, and Plan C is send the morose goth kids over to
whine them right into mass suicide.
I´m too fucking smart for retail, I think sometimes..
Or to homicidal...go fig. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 1/9/2002 at 12:40 PM |
Again I just found this on my computer.
Interesting, none the less.
I personally would like to know more about the tribes themselves. During
the times of the Roman Empire, Germanic tribes were a very big thorn in
their ass....
Man, where´s Monolycus when you need some enlightenment? ____________________
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callei
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posted on 1/9/2002 at 07:55 AM |
http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file
=article&sid=302
besides a few histoic inaccuracies (the first northern heresy, three tribes
that originated as far north as scandinavian germany, and who paid aleric
and his people to sack rome and why they did it to name a few) i can
agree.
And for the record, there are lots of place names around the world that
include the word "goth". ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Abbadon
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posted on 1/9/2002 at 03:11 AM |
It makes you wonder what a bunch of people moping around wearing black has
to do with a bunch of Germans with beards who toppled the Roman empire
doesn´t it?! ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 1/9/2002 at 01:03 AM |
Oh! Don’t forget to send all the poser goths on the front lines. ____________________
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AloneSoul
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posted on 1/9/2002 at 12:27 AM |
hehe, a global gothic domination.
*i could go for some Everclear* ____________________
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bettie_x
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posted on 1/9/2002 at 12:24 AM |
I´d like to see one of the modern day romantic fops that goes by "goth" try
to topple rome...that´d be a kick in the pants for sure *snicker*
I say that if we ever go to war again, we send all the rave goths...they
can blind and disorient the enemy with strobes, glow sticks, and flinging
glitter with pounding, deafening EBM and Dance Industrial to totally
confound them, send half into seizures, the other few into a drug dazed
bliss, and then the rivet heads can come in and finnish up any dirty work
that may remain.
Then the gutter punks can just squat their country until they get sick of
the puke puddles and broken bottles, and promise to behave themselves just
to make them go away.
Then the hippie tree huggin goths can go in and clean up the mess.
Ah, the power of kettlecorn on a late sleepless night... ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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