dead-cell
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posted on 12/12/2003 at 03:02 PM |
| ooo I know Arthegarn brought god in. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Rogue
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posted on 12/12/2003 at 06:18 PM |
Um, I brought God in. Well, he sorta followed me in because he doesn't
really have any other friends. I keep denying him in public, but he
doesn't get the hint. It wouldn't be so bad except he can't hold his
liquor to save his life. I remember once we were drinking these drinks
with Cuervo Gold tequila and a dash of Guinness and Kahlua that we called
"Golden Calf", and he got all freaky and started yelling and ended up
scaring this Moses guy by showing him the divine ass. (All kidding aside,
read that passage (Exodus 33:20). I'm not making up that last bit...)
That was the LAST time I let him get ripped like that. Anyway though, not
all Jews admit to the existence of God...there are humanist Jews that are,
well, humanist and don't have a deity. Then there are confused sorts like
myself that just drink a pantheistic cocktail and wake up in the morning
wearing makeup and wondering why their bum aches.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/12/2003 at 01:37 PM |
| requardless... divinity is a different philosophy... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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feralucce
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posted on 14/12/2003 at 01:47 PM |
are you saying that god is a chicken, Grendel? I don't think I am entirely
comfortable with that assumption...
Feral ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Rogue
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posted on 14/12/2003 at 09:21 PM |
God is a currant, of course. If God were a chicken, we would have to ask
the immortal question of whether God came first, or was it the pervy
next-door-neighbour watching God sunbathe through the blinds that came
first?
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feralucce
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posted on 15/12/2003 at 02:10 AM |
| ok.. which came first the plan or the fruit/seed? ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Domkitten
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posted on 15/12/2003 at 02:34 AM |
All I can say is that God always comes first, that selfish bastard, and if
you even hint that you might like to you know, get some of what you just
gave him, he gets all huffy and starts throwing his "I'm the almighty lord
and your here to serve me" stuff around.
Freakin God..... ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Devin
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posted on 15/12/2003 at 10:20 AM |
God always comes second.
Proof:
When someone's screaming and calling you god, chances are, they're already
cumming - if you cum first, they won't be screaming "oh god!"
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So Sayeth Me
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feralucce
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posted on 15/12/2003 at 12:34 PM |
| Domkitten: I used a generic term*grins* sounds like you have ONE particular
in mind.... ____________________
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Anonymous
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posted on 16/12/2003 at 01:36 AM |
*falls out of chair laughing at the turn the conversation is taking*
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feralucce
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posted on 16/12/2003 at 11:00 AM |
i have actually used mathematics to prove why somethings seem to take
longer, and at other times, times seems to scream away..
Feral ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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vorpal
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posted on 4/1/2004 at 06:01 PM |
quote:
i have actually used
mathematics to prove why somethings seem to take longer, and at other
times, times seems to scream away..
really?
how?
I am a geek and am interested to know 
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Dolorosa
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posted on 6/1/2004 at 03:04 PM |
I had a theory on that myself actually...particulate time, which is really
silly but still.
If time is a series of free flowing particles, like dust...you would
accumulate more when you are stationary. Meaning time seems to go by
slower, everything takes much more time. However, if you move quickly, into
the flow and through it, you do not accumulate as much time. Which is why
gunfights that can last for hours seem to pass in a matter of blurry
seconds, your cutting straight through the time flow.
Without this particulate exposure we're timeless creatures, but because of
our existance in a particulate influenced area...we age and die after
accumulating too much.
Bleagh...that was disjointed.
Howabout the whole consensual reality thing? The world is as it is only
because we believe it to be so.
I was never a fan of that one.
My personal god theory is that we are pretty much the equivilant to sea
monkeys, and I have a fair hunch that god is an angry six year old...a
really gigantic angry six year old.
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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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callei
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posted on 6/1/2004 at 04:29 PM |
sooooo
god spent his allowance to by a comic book, saved up money mowing lawns and
walking dogs, then sent away for freeze dried humans?
Boy is his mom going to be pissed when he flushes them down the toilet.
[Edited on 1/6/2004 by callei] ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Anonymous
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posted on 8/1/2004 at 12:49 AM |
Actually, Dev, I can think of some situations in which you would be
screaming God after God had come first, but it's not in a general good,
sort of touchy feely way, but more a pissed off, "Oh God, I can't believe
this is happening" sort of way.
And Feral, I was thinking of the big G not any little ones. I mean, really,
if you go to a church on a regular basis they always tell you there that
God comes first.
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Domkitten
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posted on 8/1/2004 at 12:50 AM |
| dammit, that was me. ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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BlueLinn
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 posted on 13/1/2004 at 09:33 AM |
Wait,, hold on... ::gets a bong, takes a few tokes:: Now, I am god, and you
are all in my dream and I always cum first on the pages of the
comicbook....
so there ____________________
When the world is over, will we wonder how it began?
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bettie_x
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posted on 13/1/2004 at 12:33 PM |
(combining callei's freeze dried humans and blue linn's sticky comic book,
a dash of south park and here is THE "beginning")
God bought a comic book with his allowance, saved up for freeze dried
microrganisms, beat off on his comic book before dinner, carelessly dropped
the sticky comic book on the edge of the "seamonkey" tank, where it fell
in. And as any southpark philosopher would theorise:
Semen + seapeople = sea-ciety
and it was good. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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BlueLinn
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posted on 23/1/2004 at 12:27 PM |
| :snickers: and thus, ladies and gentleman, life on earth was created. ____________________
When the world is over, will we wonder how it began?
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feralucce
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posted on 30/1/2004 at 12:39 AM |
I thougt it was more like I read it in the bible according to pogey... "
Damnit where are those keys... *turns on the light* and it all started*
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