Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 12/5/2003 at 09:18 AM |
| and stupid people shouldn't breed but they breed in large vast numbers
kinda like rabbits ::shakes her head:: tis a shame ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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dead-cell
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posted on 12/5/2003 at 12:15 PM |
| All the more reason to eat soilent green. Comm'on the cattle are their just
waiting. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Dolorosa
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posted on 15/5/2003 at 07:39 AM |
The town I live in has an average reading level of about fifth
grade...most of the people are biased, ignorant...er...sorry, they're
"Keepin' it real." and wouldn't know the difference between Dionysian or
Apollonian though if it shot-kicked them in the nuts...
Hence why I sit on my rock so damn much.
I wonder when we're finally going to bite it and give some other critter a
chance? I sorta' hope sooner than later really...cuz it would be fun to
watch, and funny as hell. except for the painfully dying as a result of
racial genocide thing...that sucks.
Maybe people are getting worse...maybe we are reaching critical mass. I'd
like to think that the few intelligent, brave and wonderful people that are
out there are worth the ocean of stupidity and crap that surrounds
them...but somedays, I wonder...
In any case...when the end comes, I'll go down fighting, and laughing my
ass off either way. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 15/5/2003 at 09:19 AM |
indeed.....Actually i think its fun to sit back and watch the stupidity it
makes me feel better about myself lol! I remember i was at a big party not
to long ago and we were all sitting by the bon fire...I really didn't know
many of the people there because a friend of mine brought me along to a
party of her Boyfriend's friends. Anyhow the house that were were at was
two stories and looked like a giant dungeon cause well it was built that
way and Jason (who was having the party) Is really into S&M and and is a
Satanism but awesome as all hell...
Anywho so we are sitting around having a good ole time and some guy
desides he's gonna jump off the balcony we knew he didn't just fall because
the rail is too high for all of that anywho when he fell he smacked his
face into a big amp on the ground and knocks out a few of his teeth and I
will never forget...Jason turns to me he goes "Damn thats the best thing I
have ever seen Stupidity should hurt and damn I am glad that hurt!" tee hee
hee ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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dead-cell
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posted on 15/5/2003 at 12:01 PM |
| Thats a good, and damn funny story Sardonic-Pain. As for me I find the
idiots amuseing at times, but I'm still waiting for that certain cloud and
star in the sky to lead me to the Ant-people. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Nicholas
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posted on 15/5/2003 at 05:29 PM |
I have a bit of a party story, it pales in comparison to your one
Sardonic-Pain, but it was still pretty funny. I few months ago an
aquantance of mine (we used to be friends, but we're on different ends of
the spectrum since for about 5-6 years now) threw a party in his house
while his parents were at a funeral. Right off the bat we new it was going
to be hilarious, for
-The host is somewhat reclusive
-He invited the "cool" kids
-He invited the "not-so cool" who will do whatever the "cool" kids do to
appeal to them, even if that means drinking way more than they should
-He's throwing in his house, which is in the suburbs, and therefore small,
and not made for like 50 people.
Anyway, me and my friends (all 2 of them) showed up about an hour into the
party to watch the tomfoolery. One of the lesser cools drank himself
unconcious within the first hour. Then we copied a good hours worth of our
music and loaded it into his playlist, which he was using for the party
music. It was so funny, one minute everyone's like "Thug mansion" (which
was being said repetively by a big illiterate (I know for a fact the kid
can't read) piece of white trash thinking he's ghetto) and the next minute
"Death Majick for Adepts" is blaring out and everyone else is looking
around uncomfortably. No one knew how to turn it off! We then managed to
brainwash a couple of the high kids there... it was their first times in
the majority of cases (baked beyond comprehension) so we told them to "jump
into the wall" and "kill the bamboo plant" and "flash so and so", and they
were having such a great time they went ahead and did it...
We left after about an hour (they figured out how to fix the music problem)
and ran around the neighborhood in a friends old halloween costumes
(although it was january and we weren't drunk or anything, in fact I don't
know why the fuck we did that besides boredom and an affection for clown
suits). I checked in at about 3 in the morning.... His whole house was
trashed, and the one kid i mentioned who was passed out was still on the
floor, along with about 5 other kids, who had to be left out on the porch
in the end... It was so hilarious ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/5/2003 at 06:46 PM |
K, How's THIS FOR RETARDED.
You think you see someone you know and haven't seen in a LONG time in a
club.
You go over and grab their arm.
You realise it's not them.
You then realise it's VOLTAIRE.
Then you think to yourself "I would rather it have been so-and-so".
Then you post in your livejournal that very same thought.
THen a friend of yours posts that they've never been too impressed with
"that guy".
I don't think I'll ever be able to look her in the face again, knowing that
she had a hold of one of my FAVORITE MUSICIAN'S ARMS and DIDN'T FUCKING
CARE because it wasn't one of her stupid ass friends. *snarl*
And now I know just how bad her friends suck. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 16/5/2003 at 07:56 AM |
I read that too, laughed about it for a while also.
I wonder what Voltaire was thinking when that happened... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 16/5/2003 at 07:56 AM |
I read that too, laughed about it for a while also.
I wonder what Voltaire was thinking when that happened... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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bettie_x
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posted on 16/5/2003 at 11:34 PM |
Oh god I can't even imagine. I doubt that's the way it happened,
really...but christ. That guy is one of my favorite fucking artists, right
behind bauhaus/peter murphy and the cure. I mean really, she didn't have
to squeal and hump his leg or anything, but he deserves a little devotion
from every fucking person on the earth at LEAST.
Eh, at least now I know how bad their taste in music is *beh*
I should call her to go "hang out" and play his music the whole time *lol* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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guttersnipe
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posted on 17/5/2003 at 01:57 PM |
this is america
bask in moronism
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Dolorosa
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posted on 17/5/2003 at 04:32 PM |
You'll find morons everywhere sweetheart, not just in 'merica.
Although we have the cream of the crop in that respect.
The other day I caught a few guys beating on a kid at my lil' community
college. At first i thought it was a gang jumping...then I saw one of the
kids had an American flag jacket and thought maybe they were
hippie-bashing...
Then I found out the kid's only crime was that he was jewish.
In america.
By some kids claiming to be patriots.
Needles to say, after a few moments of absolute stunned astonishment...I
decided that standing around like an idiot wasn't going to help
anything.
Racist is just a mispelling of Retard.
I still don't fully understand the why's of what was going on there...I
just know that on that day, I got one hell of a sick taste in my mouth.
Morons like that make me look bad for being a patriot...god dammit. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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bettie_x
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posted on 17/5/2003 at 11:42 PM |
"America, save me from your patriots" I think is very appropriate.
There was a guy in the mall the other day, and he was wearing a black
leather jacket with "White knights of satan"(a proliferant white supremacy
org right next to the KKK) painted on the back of his coat.....so that
alone makes him a collosal dipshit, but the fact that he was wearing it in
an area that is predominately black, and has a lot of gang activity makes
him not only critically retarded but suicidal as well. I asked him if he
was brave or stupid or both, and he just gave me this blank ass look. And
I ask you, where is a gang war when you really need one? He was RIGHT out
in the open BEGGIN for misplaced (or perfectly aimed) bullets. Oh, and
there was an american flag stitched below his deathwish on the back of his
coat. *sigh*
And dolo, I remember another incident with a "patriot" right after the
terrorist attack. I have rarely ever raised my voice to a customer, let
alone got right up in one's face (I am almost always able to maintain
unshakeable professionalism even in the worst instances, like kids with
guns, adults with guns, perverts, and earthquakes). It was a busy saturday
afternoon, and there was a group of skater kids in the store, and one of
them started yelling "I'M AN ANGRY AMERICAN!" He only yelled it once so I
told him to keep it down, and then he yelled "FUCKING TOWELHEADS" and
something just snapped.
I stepped out of my register area, got about two inches from his face and
said in a very quiet voice so that those that were staring in disbelief at
his statement couldn't hear me (as I had some very inappropriate things to
say in front of the children that were in my store *ahem*) and let him have
it, in so many words, many of them were "racist ignorant trash" and told
him he could take his ridiculous hairdo, his racist bullshit, and his fat
ass right the fuck out of my store, and that if I saw him again I'd call
security. Then I let him know that if his mother had a problem with him
being booted the fuck out, she could come talk to me and I'd be happy to
let his MOMMY know what ignorant trash and abusive bullshit her little
wasted sack of shit was telling people. I have never seen someone go from
red to white, but he was one color off of being a TRUE american lightshow.
I haven't seen him since, except for on my smoke break while I watched his
friends smack him around and call him a moron on their way to the bus.
Retards indeed. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Abbadon
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posted on 18/5/2003 at 04:51 AM |
| If the majority of people of America weren't stupid then it would be really
hard for morons to govern them. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Abbadon
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posted on 18/5/2003 at 04:51 AM |
| If the majority of people of America weren't stupid then it would be really
hard for morons to govern them. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Abbadon
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posted on 18/5/2003 at 04:51 AM |
| If the majority of people of America weren't stupid then it would be really
hard for morons to govern them. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Dolorosa
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posted on 19/5/2003 at 12:00 AM |
Third times the charm?
I have a little black a gray american flag patch on my jacket...night-op
camoflauge style. I am very proud of my country...and whatnot. But
sometimes, I hate to admit it...sometimes doubt creeps in my heart when I
see all those bastards out there who wear that flag. Sometimes, I almost
want to not wear it.
Of course I usually just snap out of it and blame it all on the fucking
Space Manatees.
I may be a moron for being a patriot and all...but I'm a patriot
none-the-less I guess. If I can give a little gleam back to the flag by
being a decent guy, then I'll do all I can.
C'mon folks...it isn't just in this instance...we need to start making a
difference...we need to balance out the world.
Rage Against The Morons! ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
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posted on 19/5/2003 at 02:37 PM |
NOW JUSTIFY!
Maybe that might not be such a bad idea, Dolo... For starters, let's enact
a law to ban all warning labels. There wouldn't be a single dumbass alive
the next day, trust me.
Wait... what if they're too dumb to even kill themselves? 'doh!
Evil plans must wait... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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bettie_x
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posted on 19/5/2003 at 03:22 PM |
oooo that's a good idea, take warning labels off EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY
plastic bags that read "this is not a toy". Someone tell that to the
singer from INXS.
I really think that's a good idea. The only warning system would be the
"mr. yuck" stickers we all got in kindergarten to put on things we thought
were dangerous.
Raise your hand if you put most of them on your brothers and sisters.
____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Anya
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posted on 19/5/2003 at 03:46 PM |
Lmfao@Abbadon's comment. Amen to that brother. *snicker* There's this one
saying my mom said, "If stupidity hurt, everyone would be in pain."
Hehe.
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