dead-cell
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 posted on 19/5/2003 at 04:17 PM |
| I got an idea. Why not put shows like Three Stooges, Jack Ass, WWF in a row
without the prementioned warnings. Instead replace the warning with big
bold letters "Hey This Looks Fun!" Thats got to be 50% of the morons right
there. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/5/2003 at 10:16 PM |
that is a grand idea.
And I have seen a sticker that says "stupidity should be painful" and I
SWEAR TO HELL I heard a girl, you know, one of those people that reads
EVERYTHING out loud to EVERYONE like they haven't prolly heard it
before...and she was like "Hehe, this wun's
funny...St...stu..........s....STUPIDALITY should be painful! YEAH! IT
TOOOTALLY SHOULD MAN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
and I was like....."no, no don't say anything....you're a GOOD retail
diva....you are a SILENT retail diva....no no no we don't point out how
stupid a customer is to them...no no no...shhhh...."
____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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AloneSoul
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posted on 19/5/2003 at 10:50 PM |
| heh, true Dead-Cell...just giving "natural selection" a much needed push. ____________________
 but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic  Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/5/2003 at 07:38 AM |
| indeed take all the wet floor signs and hide them and get rid of road signs
too.....and then it will be a conspiricy to end stupidity cause we will
steal the warning labels and warning signs of the world muhahaha ____________________
My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music
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Nicholas
Member   Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/5/2003 at 04:19 PM |
| On the subject of stupidity... Canada isn't without it's fair share. On
Saturday, me and my friends went on an adventure to see "The Matrix-
RELOADED" The original matrix is my favourite movie, and we were all
extremely happy the sequel was finally out. So we're waiting in our seats
for the movie to start (we came early, best in the house) and some LITTLE
DIPSHIT decides to show his friends that he can be cool and ruin a movie
for an audience of a hundred people, and starts shining his laser pointer
on the screen! Fortunately we spotted the bastard on his third try, and Ian
flips and yells "HEY YOU LITTLE CLOWN, YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BREAK
YOUR FUCKING ARM!" This is how dumb the kid is... HE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS
"I DON'T GOT A LASER POINTER" what a moron... if he didn't have one why
would he even turn around? Anyway, he was too scared to try that again .
Serves him right. ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster   Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2003 at 02:18 PM |
Something I find rather retarded.
I can't stand spiders, I react instinctive when I see them and get as far
away from them as humanly possible.. anyway, a girl at school said that
that made me effeminate since that it is a womanly thing to be scared of
spiders. not as stupid as some people I read about here but I find it
quite stupid. ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2003 at 03:13 PM |
Oh Bettie...you didn't let her get away with that really did you!? I mean,
good retail diva is one thing...Bettie X is another thing
entirely...overhearing something like that would have given me a weeks
worth of giggles, and I would have started it right there...with pointing.
Thats an awesome stupidity...er...stupidality story.
I friggin' hate laser pointers, they belong on handguns and thats about
it. I had an incident with a kid and a Laser pointer once, we finished it
rather quickly. I went up to the very front row and sat there, and just
looked back...laser pointers are really easy to pinpoint once you can see
their generating point. After I figured out who it was I went back up to my
seat and had a Marine friend of mine sneak over and whomp the little tard
real hard, once, on the back of his head. I didn't see it entirely, but the
light didn't pop up again...maybe the kid was outcold >shrug< eh...
No warning labels huh?
I dunno'...
I almost got aced once by one of those lil' plastic chicken mcnugget toys,
until I saw the label that told me it wasn't a REAL chicken mcnugget...or
that chicken mcnuggets weren't REALLY chicken in any case.
Still it'd be fun...we'd have to get rid of the commercials too...please
let me have a days respite from all those damn "truth" and "Antidrug"
commercials. bleagh. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Nicholas
Member Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2003 at 04:25 PM |
| Guess what. We went back to see the Matrix Reloaded again last friday.
Prior I was joking about how it would be hilarious if the laser pointer kid
was there again and.... yes, you wouldn't believe it but he was . We didn't spot
him until we overheard his friends daring him to throw somethings. He
tossed a gumball or something at Ian, but missed. Ian picked it up and
pegged him right between the eyes. The little bastard ran out of theatre
before we could do anything else... maybe he was a bit smarter than we
thought. ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to
gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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Anonymous
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posted on 4/6/2003 at 01:50 PM |
as an actress, i have to deal with a lot of stuck-up people but this just
beats all. im in a musical called Honk! . I play greylag, a
military goose. (yes, im a girl but play a boy, crew cuts and deep voices
gets me cast as a boy constantly.) today, another one of my cast members
tried to fire me today! if anything, i should try to get her fired. i
messed up on part of my monolouge and she completly freaked out. anywho,
she is so stupid. she always has ideas that no one with a brain would think
was smart. i know im being harsh but im always harsh (and not joining the
navy)
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pAris
Member Posts: 115 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/6/2003 at 10:25 PM |
quote:
I friggin' hate laser
pointers, they belong on handguns and thats about it.
don't forget as cat toys, Dolo. The laserpointer is about the only thing
that gets Gus moving at near-exercise speed.....
ah - a life without warning labels and commercials would be a wonderful
one. "Don't use hairdryer in shower." Thanks - would never have thought
not to do that.....
also, we had a troll problem on one of our local music boards today - must
be nice to have lots of freetime and the kind of stupidity that finds it
funny to call someone a 'fag' etc....
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Dense
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posted on 7/6/2003 at 10:31 PM |
 I love
this one: You walk in to a living room and there is your friends/family
watching a show that you have never seen or heard of. So, you ask theme
what they are watching. They answer you with "I don't know" with out even
bothering to wipe the drool from there mouth or blink there glass over
eyes. ____________________
i am a misunderstood genius... Nobody understands that i am a genius!
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2003 at 10:19 PM |
| Speaking of stupid people, I have finally given in and discovered the joy's
of MTV's "jackass". I can't fucking help it. I love watching people fuck
themselves up *sigh* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 05:03 AM |
| Since Jackass came up, not to bright some of the people on that show. Read
in the newspaper that one of them had swallowed a bag of drugs(that
smuggling kind of bags) when he was in Norway right before going to Sweden,
and then in an intervju with the press he complained about it not comming
out. Guess who got the Swedish police on their door right after? Accused of
smuggling or somesuch.. ____________________
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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 posted on 9/6/2003 at 09:14 AM |
| Yeah, I watch Jackass to see the dumbasses hurt themselves. So fucking
hilarious. I even watched the movie at my sisters house. We were all
busting up laughing at the guys shocking eachother in the nads. It was
great. ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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Nicholas
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 01:41 PM |
Some kids at my school tried to imitate it in photography... one ran at a
window, at kept pulling away at the last second, till someone pushed him
from behind and he went through face first... it was on tape so he if the
excessive bleeding hadn't made it obvious he did it, him showing off the
tape did. Those windows are expensive.
Did anyone read about the kids who died immitating jackass? They were
copying the stunt where he covered himself in raw meat and lit himself on
fire to cook it... but he was wearing fire retardant clothes. The kids did
it, but they didn't know about the clothing, so they soaked one guy in gas
and set him ablaze... and he died I was shocked!
Someone that stupid was capable of using a TV remote? ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to
gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 08:08 PM |
*responding to whoever said that stupid people should be put on an island
[hope it isn't a misread]*
Let's look at it this way......the island would not have enough room for
all the stupid people.
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Tvileren
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 09:14 PM |
| Could have them sent to Australia and the islands around? Oceania is a big
place, perhaps there is enough room there? Even though I doubt it.. ____________________
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Tvileren
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 09:20 PM |
| Could have them sent to Australia and the islands around? Oceania is a big
place, perhaps there is enough room there? Even though I doubt it.. ____________________
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Abbadon
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posted on 10/6/2003 at 05:24 AM |
| Monkey see, monkey do. ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Nicholas
Member Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2003 at 03:43 PM |
| The Australians are very nice people (and their cities are so clean... I
spent 6 weeks there and it is beautiful). I would rather through them into
a volcano than ruin a good place... of course, we could toss them into the
outback... they would never be found. ____________________
"Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to
gather,
and a time to cast pudding away"
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