Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/5/2003 at 06:13 AM |
I swear people are getting dumber by the minute. I have been watching the
news and what not last night and some dumb ass jumps off a roof into a pool
and shatters his legs...the parents blaming mtv and jackass! and then the
hazing in chicago with people getting beat up and being force fed fecal
matter and all kinds of stupid stuff! And then I had to sit back and laugh
when People were in awe of gods power... LIke the face in the montain some
where that fell down! THe face collapsed and now they are debating whether
to rebuild it or not! DEBATING! hehe Thats the reason I dont watch Tv very
much...The News is pretty much pointless now a days! ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/6/2003 at 11:56 PM |
Ah deadcell, fun with eugenics....
And for the record, you guys may have gotten the criminals, but WE got
political, social, ethnic and religious exiles AND criminals. Funny to
think of what might have happened if the one or two native tribes hadn't
been kind and just let our helpless asses starve through the winter. If
they knew then what we know now *sigh* Not to mention the HORRID landscape
they came to. Not some pristine beach or wilderness, but pristine
festering mosquito infested swamp and rock and NO idea about the weather,
seasons, or how to fucking LIVE. Those poor natives, talk about biting off
the hand that feeds you eh? Well, okay, not biting it off, but infecting
it with foreign disease and wiping it out in the millions... ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/6/2003 at 07:03 PM |
"Well we've all seen the effects of sending your "garbage" to a new place
*cough*unitedstates*cough*. Didn't work well for lepers or criminals
either."
I just felt like pointing out that Australia was first used as a prison
colony for the British ____________________
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/6/2003 at 05:16 PM |
I believe Bettie has a point. At least from an evolutionary stand point.
The morons do seem resilient. It coincides with the whole cockroach, Ozzy,
Sher, twinkie end of the world scenario. Perhaps one day one of these
resilient bastards will hook up with a smart individual and produce
offspring. If by chance the genetic dice role right, the kid may have the
best of both parents. However it just may be faster to breed them like
cattle, and eventually select the best candidate to produce this Athenian
child. Well which ever comes first...meanwhile I'll just sit back relax,
and laugh when ever I hear one of their brain dead ideas. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/6/2003 at 11:56 PM |
Well we've all seen the effects of sending your "garbage" to a new place
*cough*unitedstates*cough*. Didn't work well for lepers or criminals
either.
I kind of like having all sorts of people around, even if they're super
irritating at some times, because well...I get pleasure from seeing them
and realising I'm NOT them, and I'm sure they're useful. I mean there are
a LOT of stupid people out there, and not ALL of them are jobless, so
obviously they're doing SOMETHING right. And they've also obviously
survived long enough to breed, so perhaps they're more risilient, and when
we "smart" folks blow the hell out of this planet, they'll be all that's
left? ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Nicholas
Member Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2003 at 03:43 PM |
The Australians are very nice people (and their cities are so clean... I
spent 6 weeks there and it is beautiful). I would rather through them into
a volcano than ruin a good place... of course, we could toss them into the
outback... they would never be found. ____________________ "Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to gather,
and a time to cast pudding away" |
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2003 at 05:24 AM |
Monkey see, monkey do. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 09:20 PM |
Could have them sent to Australia and the islands around? Oceania is a big
place, perhaps there is enough room there? Even though I doubt it.. ____________________
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 09:14 PM |
Could have them sent to Australia and the islands around? Oceania is a big
place, perhaps there is enough room there? Even though I doubt it.. ____________________
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 08:08 PM |
*responding to whoever said that stupid people should be put on an island
[hope it isn't a misread]*
Let's look at it this way......the island would not have enough room for
all the stupid people. |
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Nicholas
Member Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 01:41 PM |
Some kids at my school tried to imitate it in photography... one ran at a
window, at kept pulling away at the last second, till someone pushed him
from behind and he went through face first... it was on tape so he if the
excessive bleeding hadn't made it obvious he did it, him showing off the
tape did. Those windows are expensive.
Did anyone read about the kids who died immitating jackass? They were
copying the stunt where he covered himself in raw meat and lit himself on
fire to cook it... but he was wearing fire retardant clothes. The kids did
it, but they didn't know about the clothing, so they soaked one guy in gas
and set him ablaze... and he died I was shocked!
Someone that stupid was capable of using a TV remote? ____________________ "Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to
gather,
and a time to cast pudding away" |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 09:14 AM |
Yeah, I watch Jackass to see the dumbasses hurt themselves. So fucking
hilarious. I even watched the movie at my sisters house. We were all
busting up laughing at the guys shocking eachother in the nads. It was
great. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2003 at 05:03 AM |
Since Jackass came up, not to bright some of the people on that show. Read
in the newspaper that one of them had swallowed a bag of drugs(that
smuggling kind of bags) when he was in Norway right before going to Sweden,
and then in an intervju with the press he complained about it not comming
out. Guess who got the Swedish police on their door right after? Accused of
smuggling or somesuch.. ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2003 at 10:19 PM |
Speaking of stupid people, I have finally given in and discovered the joy's
of MTV's "jackass". I can't fucking help it. I love watching people fuck
themselves up *sigh* ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Dense
Member Posts: 73 Registered: 5/6/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2003 at 10:31 PM |
I love
this one: You walk in to a living room and there is your friends/family
watching a show that you have never seen or heard of. So, you ask theme
what they are watching. They answer you with "I don't know" with out even
bothering to wipe the drool from there mouth or blink there glass over
eyes. ____________________ i am a misunderstood genius... Nobody understands that i am a genius! |
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pAris
Member Posts: 115 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/6/2003 at 10:25 PM |
quote: I friggin' hate laser
pointers, they belong on handguns and thats about it.
don't forget as cat toys, Dolo. The laserpointer is about the only thing
that gets Gus moving at near-exercise speed.....
ah - a life without warning labels and commercials would be a wonderful
one. "Don't use hairdryer in shower." Thanks - would never have thought
not to do that.....
also, we had a troll problem on one of our local music boards today - must
be nice to have lots of freetime and the kind of stupidity that finds it
funny to call someone a 'fag' etc.... |
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/6/2003 at 01:50 PM |
as an actress, i have to deal with a lot of stuck-up people but this just
beats all. im in a musical called Honk! . I play greylag, a
military goose. (yes, im a girl but play a boy, crew cuts and deep voices
gets me cast as a boy constantly.) today, another one of my cast members
tried to fire me today! if anything, i should try to get her fired. i
messed up on part of my monolouge and she completly freaked out. anywho,
she is so stupid. she always has ideas that no one with a brain would think
was smart. i know im being harsh but im always harsh (and not joining the
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Nicholas
Member Posts: 74 Registered: 17/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2003 at 04:25 PM |
Guess what. We went back to see the Matrix Reloaded again last friday.
Prior I was joking about how it would be hilarious if the laser pointer kid
was there again and.... yes, you wouldn't believe it but he was . We didn't spot
him until we overheard his friends daring him to throw somethings. He
tossed a gumball or something at Ian, but missed. Ian picked it up and
pegged him right between the eyes. The little bastard ran out of theatre
before we could do anything else... maybe he was a bit smarter than we
thought. ____________________ "Be neither a master nor a slave to pudding, for there is a time to
gather,
and a time to cast pudding away" |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2003 at 03:13 PM |
Oh Bettie...you didn't let her get away with that really did you!? I mean,
good retail diva is one thing...Bettie X is another thing
entirely...overhearing something like that would have given me a weeks
worth of giggles, and I would have started it right there...with pointing.
Thats an awesome stupidity...er...stupidality story.
I friggin' hate laser pointers, they belong on handguns and thats about
it. I had an incident with a kid and a Laser pointer once, we finished it
rather quickly. I went up to the very front row and sat there, and just
looked back...laser pointers are really easy to pinpoint once you can see
their generating point. After I figured out who it was I went back up to my
seat and had a Marine friend of mine sneak over and whomp the little tard
real hard, once, on the back of his head. I didn't see it entirely, but the
light didn't pop up again...maybe the kid was outcold >shrug< eh...
No warning labels huh?
I dunno'...
I almost got aced once by one of those lil' plastic chicken mcnugget toys,
until I saw the label that told me it wasn't a REAL chicken mcnugget...or
that chicken mcnuggets weren't REALLY chicken in any case.
Still it'd be fun...we'd have to get rid of the commercials too...please
let me have a days respite from all those damn "truth" and "Antidrug"
commercials. bleagh. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Tvileren
Occasional Poster Posts: 38 Registered: 26/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/6/2003 at 02:18 PM |
Something I find rather retarded.
I can't stand spiders, I react instinctive when I see them and get as far
away from them as humanly possible.. anyway, a girl at school said that
that made me effeminate since that it is a womanly thing to be scared of
spiders. not as stupid as some people I read about here but I find it
quite stupid. ____________________
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