Xaoswolf
Fanatic   Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 01:47 AM |
I could be mean and remind you that it wonīt just crush your hand, but
probably shear it off as you pass between floors leaving a gruesome if not
comical group of fingers protruding from the top of the elevator door.
Instead Iīll remind you of the little Open Door button under the buttons
for the floor. I believe itīs normall in the lower right... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Comedian
Fanatic  Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 02:23 AM |
| On a side note, somehow, a while back, I got stuck in a conversation on the
topic of the phobia where men have a fear of the clitoris as a oral object.
If anyone can "name that phobia", Iīd be much amused and maybe I have
aspare quarter I can toss you to get some Bazooka Joe. ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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MorteAscendo
Member   Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 08:38 PM |
Bazooka Joe!!!!! SWEET!! *Starts thumbing through books* AHH HA
"Clitorophobia, the fear of touching or being near the clitoris" Where
the fuck is my quarter.  ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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DarkTigress
Member  Posts: 104 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 03:01 AM |
| Clowns donīt really scare me, but I feel uncomfertable around them.
Darkness indoors scares me if I am alone, but not if I am outdoors. I hate
touching pure cotton cause of the feeling and the sound when you squeese
it... and here comes my most ridicolous fear... butterflies. Yes,
butterflies. I love spiders and I am not afraid of any insect, but
butterflies. I used to be scared of spiders and such too, but I overcame it
and now I even want a tarantula, and can calmly pick a spider of my friends
if itīs on them. But I canīt stand butterflies... I dunno why, cause they
canīt do me any harm in the world. Iīm not scared of moths either, just
butterflies with them colorful wings and small, yucky legs, and long
antennas. *shrugs* ____________________
~The World Can Continue It's Excistence Without Mankind... But What Happens
To The Mankind When The Earth Is Gone?~
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PrismKat
Occasional Poster   Posts: 18 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 08:57 PM |
Lesse.. Little spiders scare the bajazus out of me. (Canīt see where they
go or if theyīre gone/dead, or crawling on ye... *shiver*)
Maggots.. not so much fear as a weird crawling feeling on my skin.
Death/unconsciousness. The idea of not existing, not being able to think or
be aware freaks me out beyond belief.
Loss of sight.. Not being able to read or see where Iīm going would quickly
drive me mad I believe.. I already had to get glasses this year and itīs
getting to where theyīre not that big a help.. *making me nervous.. i do
not care to be blind..*
The little swirlys/hallucinations in the dark. I dun know what they are but
they freak me out..
I think thatīs it.. ____________________
I'm defective!
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 09:23 PM |
Man this is getting good. Iīm glad Iīm not the ONLY PERSON IN THE FUCKING
WORLD WHOīS AFRAID OF DINOSAURS!!!!! Iīm sooo going to tell my husband
that so heīll leave me alone!!
I dontī like porcelain dolls either....my grandma got me one every xmas for
years...I put them up in my room because I loved grandma. Scared the shit
out of me nightly.
Years later my mom came in and saw all those demon dolls facing the wall on
the top of my big ass bookcase and was like "why are all your dolls facing
the wrong way? Were they bad? *joking*"
"mom, you have NO IDEA"
I also had a cookie monster doll when I was little...little blue fucker
used to sit there in the dark over my head and roll itīs eyes and open and
shut itīs mouth at me all frigginī night. I hate that cookie monster
doll.
Iīm afraid of mirrors too. I did that bloody mary thing when I was
little....I still canīt go into that bathroom...which was great when we
moved out of the house that contained the "contaminated" bathroom, but now
it sort of sucks because I just moved back INTO the same house a couple of
days ago....*eek* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Anonymous
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posted on 5/10/2002 at 03:34 AM |
spiders and snakes
the dark,
clowns (donīt you hate IT? my bro made my 7 year old sister watch it)
being alone
having too many ppl around
being hated
being liked
the dark
many ways of dying, but not being dead
pain
bridges and underpasses (weather iīm ontop ot below those things freak me
out! itīs as if itīs gonna collapse)
oh my time is limited I have to go too bad i could have gone on forever
____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/10/2002 at 11:23 PM |
OOo I forgot my ultimate nemisis...
LAKE WEEDS.
You know those big ass stringly seaweed looking things in deep muddy lakes.
I hate the way they feel against my legs and feet, and I always think
theyīre gonna wind around my legs, pull me down, and put me in their people
garden at the bottom.
and sticking my hand into holes.
dead bugs. I hate finding little paper dry corpses. I hate stepping on
them. I scream. *eek* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/12/2002 at 04:41 PM |
I'm scared of snakes, but it's controllable. I hate those bugs that look
like daddy-long-legs crossed with mosquitos. I'm terrified of Beethoven's
6th (?) symphony, the one with the thunderstorm in it. I hate clowns - I
will never allow one to come near my daughter. I'm sure they're all
molesters! (I mean, I know in my head they aren't, but I can't shake that
feeling when I'm around them.) Those big municipal snowplows really freak
me out. I get really claustrophobic in the slummy suburbs of a big city -
I feel like I'll never get out. Sometimes when I'm walking alone in the
dark, I'm sure that SOMETHING is following me!
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DarkMistress
Member  Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/12/2002 at 08:04 PM |
| I'm afraid of the rider lawnmower things, except I have to use one. Once
the breaks went out and I slammed into a tree and the thing threw me off
into big thorny bushes. I don't like crayfish either. ____________________
"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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