IamSquid
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 11:15 PM |
The grapes are grown seedless. They´re all clones of a freak grape that
had no seeds (for those of yoo not familiar with the term "clone" as it
applies to plants the word "clipping" might be a better choice).
"Karaoke" is NOT Japanese for tone deaf. It means "empty orchestra."
They put the locks on the doors at convience stores because they do close.
When our store got robbed we had to close it, when only one person
showed-up for work we closed it, etc. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Alugarde
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 12:50 AM |
Superman ducks so that you will think to yourself "why did Superman duck?"
and thus you will be thinking about the show and thus you will want to
watch the show more.
My question is why is there a japanese music video of a bunch of scrawny
japanese men in diapers with artificial looking leaves over their crotches
singing a song with the key phrases being something to the effect of "happy
go lucky" and "hello"? ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Psychopixi
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 02:54 AM |
Scrawny Japanese men in diapers?
::Shudders:: I´m scared!
What music video is that? ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 07:45 AM |
Awww.. the Japanese miss having Dolo around, so they made a music video to
commemorate him! ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Alugarde
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 11:30 AM |
I don´t know what music video it is, just something someone downloaded in
one of my classes and played for us. They looked really nervous on stage
like they had wet themselves in front of everyone or something. :eek: And
the chorus was something like "Ya-tta!..Ya-tta!..Ya-tta!..Ya-tta!" ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 04:27 PM |
Hey...I´m still on Okinawa as of right now...and I think the Japanese
actually like me, I´m the stereotypical "crazy American" I guess...
Last time we went Karaokeing I think I ended up singing a drunken
goth-rock rendition of I wish they all could be California girls...
it was pretty cool.
Oh yeah...I got another one, if people weren´t supposed to kick
puppies...how come god created them at just the right level for a field
goal? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 05:00 PM |
See, its not that they´re at the right hight for punting, they´re made that
short so that when they do puppy stuff the owners have to bend all the way
over to get to them (crack! Pop! I´ve fallen and I can´t get up, sort of
thing) And the age group that -does- have easy reach doesn´t care, ´cause
he does it too. *chews on slipper*
And when I say getting into trouble, I generally mean: Pissing on the
carpet, digging up the lawn, chewing on a squid, pissing on your prize
cigars, plotting to take over the world, that sort of thing.
So you see... its just a coincidence that they´re that short.
On a related topic, why is it wrong to kick babboons in the butt (their
bright red ones at that) if they flash it all the time? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 05:09 PM |
It isn´t wrong to kick babboons in the butt...it´s the natural order of
things...just make sure you kick ´em a good six feet out so you have a
running head start when they go apeshit...
Babboons have some fucking chompers... :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 07:43 AM |
Yeah... run real fast before he goes Rafiki on my ass...
Dear Miss Manners,
Is it proper to sedate a president, take him to a tattoo parlor, and -then-
kick him in his shiny red butt?
Oh, sorry... I meant "babboon"..
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IamSquid
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 07:58 AM |
Okay Ironboots, this is the last time I´m going to warn yoo. Yor dog
really needs to stop chewing on mee. Failing that, I will eat yoo along
with everyone yoo have ever met. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Mara
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 10:09 AM |
heres one
why is it the same 3 people who makes forums go off the subject and half a
forum is usually their posts? :roll: ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Cashmere
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 10:16 AM |
because the evil three headed quarreling monster will duddle our souls like
the pikacthulhu? ____________________ "Truth is always on the move. It is always somewhere, but never in the
foreground, never on the surface."
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VampCourt
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 10:46 AM |
thats how conversation usually goes. you start out talking about apples and
you end it with chatting about kitchen sinks. :-P ____________________ "Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Ironboots
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 01:01 PM |
Apples aren´t bad...
But anyway, squid... I´ll threaten to neuter my dog without anesthetic if
he doesn´t shape up. But you really couldn´t eat me anyway.... Don´t you
know I wear my puffer-fish suit during the week? *waddles around in
puffer-fish suit*
KITCHEN SINKS ROCK! ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Ironboots
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 01:02 PM |
Oh, and by the way, you cannot stop us... It is...
*dramatic pose*
OUR DESTINY!
*cartwheels in a skirt* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Anonymous
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 05:04 PM |
Oh! Here´s a link to a site you can download the happy go lucky asian men
video....
http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=yatta ____________________
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MorteAscendo
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 05:32 PM |
How much wood can a Wood Chuck chuck, if a Wood Chuck, could chuck wood?
:-o ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Anonymous
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posted on 9/7/2002 at 09:39 PM |
A question from my 4 year old cousin: do boogers have a smell? ____________________
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Dolorosa
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posted on 9/7/2002 at 10:52 PM |
Booger´s smell like kung fu ninja sinks! Bred with Meth-choked hamster´s
bond by blood to solid red jade hamster wheels in the sea of a thousand
lost memories and my PANTS! Behold they glow with the filth of countless
unwashings...verily verily...
What ho?
And there I was...wondering what the hell I was wondering about...and
thinking that was is prolly not the best choice as I was not "was" but
"Is"
*crick* Nanner monkey head... ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Mara
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posted on 9/7/2002 at 11:39 PM |
What would happen if we gave Dolo a midget for chirstmas?
What is defintion of the word the? :-? ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
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boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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