Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/5/2004 at 08:31 AM |
I'm wasted as fuck. No, it's wearing off. Hold on....there we
gooooo...Thats right, Wild Turkey 101. Fuck chasers, and fuck mixes, and
fuck YOU. Not you specifically, this is all shameless apologetic horseshit.
You guys know the drill. I'm just trying to get people to notice me.
So I'm soused, and I can't help but wonder, why'd you shits ever acept my
ass? I fucking trolled my ass into thisd joint like a fucking LOTR goblin,
and barely apologized and talked my way out of being chastized to death by
Sticupus. Though I deserved the living piss out of it. Heh. I think
Monolycus may have been the one to say "Hey he's got a skull!" But Who
caresd? I'm a killer!@ ANd I suck!
Thats right! Some fukcing kid wants to turn me to mince meat, I shoot
inocent creatures, and I do, in fact suck. Ass, cock, and whatever a youth
sucks when he "Sucks". I don't even know what I'm saying. But I wanna say:
I'm sorry, don't eat my fucking leftovers! ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
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Chocholoza
Coward Posts: 3 Registered: 24/3/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2004 at 06:30 AM |
Squire,Squire- my partner in ranting.
Why are you doing this to yourself man?
What you did when you came here was my fault. Not yours.
So stop acting like you've incriminated yourself and get on with having
fun.
Let me tell you a story.
When I was in kindergarthen I had a friend called Raffael.
One day we went to the bathroom to whizz (pee) at the same time.
As we were friends, we shared a toilette.
As we started peeing, his beam hit my beam.. or my beam hit his beam.. I
dont really recall. And so anyway.. Some pee "bounced" off at impact, and
ended up on my pants.
What happened then was... I left.. But Raffael had to stay there and wash
my pants (as ordered by the kindergarthen teacher).
I think the same thing has kinda happened here.
Who cares who started pissing.. ! I pissed, you pissed. And there was an
impact.
But I did have sympathy for my friend Raffael. Because in a way, it could
have been the other way around.
So Im telling you now. Stop washing my pants, man!
And stop acting like whoever comes near you is gonna get piss on them.
It's no big deal! And tho the other kids might act like it is.. it's not.
Cause I just dont give a fuck.
It's time you stop walking around with your zipper open, acting like you're
ready to piss someone down.
over and out.
____________________ Shosholoza
Work, work, working in the sun
We will work as one
Shosholoza
Work, work, working in the rain
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 06:30 AM |
Oh, I know. But there is a large group of people that don't. Mostly the
ones I don't talk to much. It's probably for that exact reason; they don't
get a chance to speak to me in chat, etc, and base their opinion on the
observations of my posts in the forum. That alright though, I mean
somethimes, people just don't like you. Nothing you can do, but either
ignore it, or try and show them that your not a bad guy, even if you fail.
It's ok. I'd like for the many people that make up the core of the article
writing and moderation and important Shmeng existence to like me, as I
respect them very much, but as it stands, my admirations will be from afar.
I'd hope people would accept that I saw the error of my ways, that I'm not
who I portrayed myself when I came, and if even a shred of myself came
through at that point, I'd also like them to know I've changed. Not to make
others happy, but for myself, to be a better person. I'm not in the
bussiness of pissing on others. I've said my peace. ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 05:54 AM |
dude i don't dislike you.....in fact i have nothing against you.... ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/5/2004 at 04:59 AM |
I was mostly just really drunk and had no idea what I was doing. I'm not
trying to piss anyone off actually, I really love the site and generally
the people I'm aquainted with here are people that I am very glad to have
met. I made shit smears when I first came here, but I'd like people to
understand that I am a substantially different person, and I got over msot
of my pissed off teen horseshit, and middle class america whinning. I
didn't start this little topic to piss people off, I was just really drunk,
and the point of my original post changed like, three times throughout the
thing. I'm glad I found out a lot of people here don't really like me
though, now at least I have a general idea of my place on this site... ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a
buzzard.
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Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/5/2004 at 02:15 AM |
I hadn't really thought about you as being an actual troll. Of course, by
all means, if that's what you want to be, then go ahead and be one. I mean
everyone should aspire to be something. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 11:47 AM |
quote: I'm with Zero on this
one. Pissing me off isn't rocket science or anything, but this is most
definitely the wrong direction for that to happen. Reeks of too much
effort, alcohol and low self esteem for my panties to think about
bunching.
~M.
It's not that my panties are bunching so much as it's the fact that
insulting me, no matter how drunken, slurred, and half-attempted the
insult, makes me feel that the insulter is insincere about such things as
wanting forgiveness, and those insincere about wanting forgiveness don't
get it. It seems to me that Squire is, at least in this post, trying to
catch flies with vinegar, and I had a bad experience with vinegar when I
was a kid. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Kira
Member Posts: 149 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 09:05 AM |
Bwhahahahah! Squid, I love your quote!!!! ____________________ Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/5/2004 at 01:20 AM |
Oh right, yor the mostly un-informed stereotyping and ranting asshole, my
mistake. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Monolycus
Fanatic Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 11:22 PM |
I'm with Zero on this one. Pissing me off isn't rocket science or anything,
but this is most definitely the wrong direction for that to happen. Reeks
of too much effort, alcohol and low self esteem for my panties to think
about bunching.
~M. ____________________ "I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again." |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 09:38 AM |
hhmmm....personally i like cunts of all kinds....i thought you were giving
us a compliment...
____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 04:32 AM |
Well, do you have an example of the times I get people to hate me again. OF
course, besides this, in which I call you all soppy cunts. But seriously,
what kind of things do I do turn people favor against me? ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
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“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a
buzzard.
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Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
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anything.”
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 01:40 AM |
I just can't make up my mind as to wether or not you're a troll. There are
others about this site who have been interacting with you far longer than
I, who have seen alot more of you than I, and I'm inclined to trust their
judgement. But every so often you seem to say something redeeming, then
turn around and try to get us to hate you. Make up your mind.
I suppose the reason I've accepted you thus far is because I'm unsure what
to think of you, though I'm leaning towards you being a troll.
[Edited on 5/23/2004 by Alugarde]
[Edited on 5/23/2004 by Alugarde] ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/5/2004 at 12:39 AM |
Man, the best cure for a rant or a night drinkin is a dinosaur bone in your
butt. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/5/2004 at 04:49 PM |
I wouldn't call that stuff racist perse', mostly un informed stereotyping
and ranting, but hey, if thats how you fee abou me, enjoy it. ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
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“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a
buzzard.
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Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can
eat
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anything.”
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/5/2004 at 10:42 AM |
Ooooooooooooh, now I remember, yoo were that racist asshole, weren't yoo?
Don't worry, man, yor still a troll. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/5/2004 at 10:12 AM |
well... I, too, am a bunny killer... (remind me to tell the story of the
ultra-violent rabit blaster potato cannont sometime), but you cam in as a
troll, but unlike most poo flingers - you trolled with an intelligent,
though argumentative streak. I did not think that was possible... but you
fit in... and you kept the poo off my lawn... not much of an explanation...
but it is true... btw... if you wanna be REALLY shitfaced... try two fifths
f absinthe... that'll set your hair on fire... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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