bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/7/2004 at 08:24 PM |
I've decided that august is my month to give up the ghost of cigarettes and
give it one good final wack at kicking the habit. I'm going full on this
time. I'm going to start smoking cloves again as soon as the smoke shops
open monday, and not get ANY OTHER smokes no matter how bad I want them.
Armed with those and a bag of watermelon and lemon jolly ranchers I know I
can kick it.
But I still love cigarettes. A. Whole. Fucking. Lot. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/7/2004 at 05:56 AM |
FUCK FRUED... and JUNG... studgy, pretentious cocain addicts.... would you
go to a crack head for psychological advice?
[Edited on 7/23/2004 by feralucce] ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Kender
Occasional Poster   Posts: 26 Registered: 3/7/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/7/2004 at 01:09 AM |
Hold on just one second, Andree....
Did you just imply lesbian chicks with guns???
Are you trying to make my head eSSplode? ____________________
Fuck the Rest of You.
-Machine Fucking Head
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Andree
Member   Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 10:59 PM |
I know what Freud would say about guns and arousal . . .
My roommate found a book from the seventies in our school library titled
Gay is Not Good, and in this book there is what they call a
"pre-homosexual checklist," one for girls and one for boys. For boys they
include things like "plays with dolls," and "dislikes sports, especially
hardball." And it's serious. One of the funniest books I've ever read.
Anyway, on the girls' side they have "plays with guns." I think this
deserves a big long HHHHMMMMM . . . . ____________________
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 10:44 PM |
| Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft can carry a weapon (or many), carry a pool
queue and smoke a cigarette all at the same time. It may not happen in the
movies, but it happens in my mind. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Closetgothbabe
Member  Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 10:27 PM |
Makes me wanna get a gun, other than I have a bad temper and would use it
*evil grin*
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Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate!
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Kender
Occasional Poster Posts: 26 Registered: 3/7/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 10:09 PM |
When you're a masochist, there is a definite correlation between violence
and arousal. If i come home from a date and i have battle scars to show
off, then there is really nothing better.
And does anyone here think that the Lara Croft games would have been such a
successful series if she went around playing pool all of the time? I think
not, but that's one fellow's opinion. ____________________
Fuck the Rest of You.
-Machine Fucking Head
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic   Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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 posted on 22/7/2004 at 09:13 PM |
http://www.guns-n-babes.com/tour.html?agree=true
guns are indeed sexxy... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 11:27 AM |
while that is true... it does not make the gun evil...
the redneck pool stick correlation was my point... That is the only type of
person that holds a pool queue here... and kender is from here... and in
this part of the country, it is more likely an asswhooping taken way too
far than a gunn that kills...
MRD: national rifle association lists 43% of their members as female... as
such, some women do too... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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VampCourt
Fanatic  Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 11:08 AM |
| rednecks hold pool cues too.. but a person is more likely to kill someone
with a gun, than a pool cue... ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 09:38 AM |
| Some men get off to "Guns 'N Ammo". ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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Andree
Member Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 09:16 AM |
| According to a lot of boys I know, there's a correlation between
everything and arousal . . . ____________________
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 09:11 AM |
it is a well documented fact that there is a corralation between violencec
and arrousal
i personally thing that the pool queue, living in redneck ville is scarier ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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VampCourt
Fanatic Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 08:41 AM |
| I compleatly dissagree. Why a weapon? what/how does a automatic weapon
make someone sexier? I think thats pretty freakin scary if you ask me... ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor
the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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Kender
Occasional Poster Posts: 26 Registered: 3/7/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2004 at 03:55 AM |
quote:
Can you imagine if that
girl had a pool stick slung off one shoulder...holy shit, I'd be sold.
.....can i switch the pool stick with an automatic weapon? ____________________
Fuck the Rest of You.
-Machine Fucking Head
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/4/2004 at 11:31 PM |
Oh my god Bettie...I just juiced my keyboard.
Can you imagine if that girl had a pool stick slung off one shoulder...holy
shit, I'd be sold.
daaaaaaaamn. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 16/4/2004 at 11:14 PM |
Because politicians want to keep their office. If there are people making
enough noise about an issue, it gets addressed. Beyond that, pot was
legalized due to "medicinal benefits." If you're going to toke it, have a
perscription. Unfortunately, due to federal law still being in effect, it
is still pretty damned illegal. And if you want marijuana for prescriptive
reasons, it has been out in a pill for for years. You just won't get high
off of that one. Besides, it's passe to just roll joints. You're supposed
to show off your pipe. It's a fucking art form now.
And while glue and rubber cement may be school supplies, there was a spike
in huffing incidents. If kids need to glue something, they can buy the
elmers. All the stick, none of the fumes.
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Okay, dazzle me.
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/4/2004 at 11:11 PM |
| Dolo, I have to agree with you to an extent, there are girls who smoke and
then SMOKING girls....some it just doesn't look right. And they gotta be
wearing a black cowboy hat and tight pants. And fuck me red lipstick.
*sigh* it's almost enough to drive the most hetero girl to the other side. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/4/2004 at 10:08 PM |
Okay, for you Californians, there's something I do not get about your
state.
As of recently, your state has outlawed smoking on the beaches, many saying
it is "bad for the environment and bad for your health." However, you also
got some of the same people trying to legalise marijuana. I'm not going to
get into the health debate on it for it's just pointless now, but why the
Hells is that? Isn't dropping marijuana roaches a form of littering, just
like littering cigarettes? Besides, people are going to do the stuff
anyway so what's the point in making all these -little- laws. It's almost
as amusing as restricting the purchase of glue and rubber cement to people
over 18, yet they're school supplies. Heh.
On top of it all, while I do not smoke, I wouldn't care if someone pulled a
lawsuit on the state of Califoria just for trying to take away our civil
rights. 
*cheeky grin*
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/4/2004 at 09:55 PM |
Theres only one chemicle in cigarettes Anon...and thats my foot up your
ass, get a name.
By the way, I recently found out today that the governments been lying...to
all of us.
Cigarettes aren't bad for your health, not at all. In fact, many of the
chemicles in them have a perservative effect that inhibits natural aging
and cellular degeneration. Combined with large amounts of other so called
"unhealthy" substances ie: alcohol, opium and morphine...a dedicated user
can extend his or her life two to three times greater than the norm.
Stress however kills. Car Exhaust kills. Jesus kills and a new scientific
research project has uncovered that yes...even puppies kill.
So light up kids...the cigarette you smoke today could save your life
tomorrow.
But seriously...for people who tend to look sideways at just about
everything, it's funny how we all take the "cigarettes are unhealthy" for
you line without even a real second guess. I did some delving and found
some really weird inconsistencies with some of the research papers put out
on it, and the practices used in finding out whats healthy and whats not.
Science is rarely objective anymore, especially if it's against something
the government doesn't like...and doesn't want anyone else to like.
By the way, the sun also causes cancer. I think, in order to perserve our
society we should blot out the sun with a giant cloud of metal
particulates. The best way to do that is to pound iraq with nukes...
And I not only think, but I know...a chick with a cigarette in one hand and
smoke trailing out of her lips is dead fucking sexy. Who wants a "good
girl?"
And I also think the late great Marlboro Man was the messiah.
oh-rah cough cough cough.
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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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