Alugarde
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posted on 15/9/2002 at 01:23 PM |
This topic is something of a blend between Squidīs "yoo should know" and a
comment bettie made somewhere about the personal website of a guy with a
frizzy mullet, horrible makeup, and thick ski gloves with the fingers cut
off.
Basically a place to link to any site thats so horrible its funny.
They seem to have moved the site and all the pictures dont work now and
there were some funny links that are missing now, but heres what remains of
realultimatepower.net
Its too bad they got rid of the casino banner that said "winners get their
heads chopped off by ninjas!" :roll: ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 11/10/2002 at 09:08 AM |
You leave us tree huggers alone! *jumps into a tree and grabs a handy elven
shortbow* You say you're sorry!
--meanwhile--
*stands dumbly in a field of clanging tin monkeys, while a child that was
left behind by the candy helicopter sits on the ground, too sad to break
any monkeys*
This isn't funny...
--meanwhile, back on topic, or close to--
Devil Bunny has nice fuzzy fur...
um...
--meanwhile, back on topic (I promise)--
http://www.geocities.com/habbage/
This is another strangely humourous web site.
I bet there are a whole lot of people out there who secretly dream of being
a cabbage.
Or is it just me? ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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KatB
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posted on 10/10/2002 at 04:07 AM |
Aargh, okay, I'll spell it out... YES! The world would be a lousy place
without guys like him. I would probably be one of the first to shoot
myself if everybody turned goth or whatever.
But I demand to have the right to be repelled by a dude in green tights and
that hair, sorry folks.
Go hug a tree...
Oh well, didn't mean that, exectly, I'm just upset because my cute little
kitten is sick and puking all over me and I'm at work and shouldn't even be
on the internet I suppose...
But you all need your heads examined ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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DevilBunny
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 11:20 PM |
I know he's not cute, that's just a way of expressing my liking of
something.
Anyway, it's good to see that even some of the older people (he's what?
40?) stay with what they like and even go on to tell the rest about it.
Hell, I don't now any one who would do something like that (it's even more
weirde then goth cross-dressing...). I must say, I think I admire the guy a
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Alugarde
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 11:12 PM |
*shouts as Ironboots is taking off*
HEY IRONBOOTS YOU BETTER NOT LET THOSE KIDS FIND OUT ABOUT ALL THE
FREE CANDY IN YOUR HELICOPTER
*suddenly all the children turn and bum rush the helicopter, climbing OVER
Ironboots up the ladder looking for the candy, knocking him off the ladder
in the process and flying away in the helicopter tearing things apart
looking for their candy*
*Ironboots turns around and the monkies are gone, but the clanging of
cymbals can fainlty be heard, growing fast, and suddenly legions of monkies
ambush him smashing his ankles between their cymbals* ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Alugarde
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 09:34 PM |
I'll admit, its a little odd to look at, but that guy is more unique then
each one of us here. How many goths/bcf's do you know? How many peter pans
do you know?
I wouldn't go so far as to say he's cute, but I respect the guy for having
the balls to do what he is comfortable with like that.
And yes, it is harmless. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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DevilBunny
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 02:06 AM |
I would, but I donīt look good in green skirts... :razz: ____________________
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KatB
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posted on 9/10/2002 at 01:07 AM |
Thatīs it, you guys need your heads examined... Or even better, why dont
you volunteer to be his Tinkerbell? :-D ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Ironboots
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 02:12 PM |
Everybody tears their fishnets, Bunny... I mean, they make them so delicate
that you canīt even play football in them without developing a large
tear...
Yeah, I guess youīre right, Devil Bunny... He does mention peopleīs
prejudices of him in his first page, something I neglected to read in my
initial shock. Oh if there were a devil bunny on all of our shoulders to
advise us, DevilBunny.
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DevilBunny
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 11:38 AM |
Aww... the Peter Pan site if goddamn cute... hey.. a guy dresses green has
a sily haircurt and likes what he likes... whatīs wrong with that?
I mean, I know people who wear all black, tear their fishnets and listen to
awfuly depressive music... :razz: ____________________
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Ironboots
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posted on 7/10/2002 at 09:40 AM |
*struggling to maintain balance as monkeys climb all over him*
You think you have won, Alugarde, but you have not. For monkies have one
enemy. The lion. And mechanical cymbal monkies have one as well... I
present to to you...
*struggles over to the nearest daycare facility*
A legion of grubby-handed four-year olds! *kids rush out to -play- with the
monkies*
Ha ha ha... they will not last an hour in the hands of such as these...
*runs off to scooter helicopter* Goodbye, Mr. Bond... I mean, Alugarde.
That Peter Pan page is horrible. It is in no way funny... It is just
*shudders to think of it*... I do not know...
You must be -very- bored to find such sites as that, Kat... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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KatB
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 02:22 AM |
*wades through squirrels and monkey and whatnot*
I havenīt figured out if this is funny, horrible or sickening:
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/index.html
If anyone think it is cute they need their head examined... ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Alugarde
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 10:53 PM |
*sends half of his wind-up monkies to take the squirrels to the hospital
and the other half to climb all over Ironboots and march around on his
head*
*Ironboots can only half hear him over the clanging of cymbals* I believe
it was well established in dueling banjos that my wind-up monkies can stand
up to extremes of temperature AND to anti-monkey missiles, what will you do
now Ironboots? ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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KatB
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 02:44 AM |
Another intentionally humorous that shouldnīt be missed: http://www.theonion.com
I suspect a majority of the people here are regular readers already :-) ____________________ All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Ironboots
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posted on 27/9/2002 at 08:49 AM |
Freakinī squirrels!
*runs out of forest, grabs some napalm (always handy)*
Take this, you damn snausages-in-waiting... *tosses napalm*
*forest burns to ground, little black naked dog-looking things croak their
last*
Okay, back to you, Alugarde. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Alugarde
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 07:26 PM |
This one isnīt so much pathetically humorous as it is intentionally
humorous, but I had to post it anyway. Homestar Runner ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Alugarde
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posted on 23/9/2002 at 04:36 PM |
*squirrel loses Ironboots in the forest and climbs up a tree...as Ironboots
is wandering around the forest suddenly becomes absolutely silent, then a
fierce chittering rises from all around as legions of squirrels bombard
Ironboots with nuts* :lol: ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 23/9/2002 at 09:01 AM |
Grrr... Stupid squirrel! *takes baseball bat to squirrel, chasing it
through the forest*
Iīll deal with you monkies later! ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Alugarde
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posted on 21/9/2002 at 08:28 PM |
*Just then a squirrel pokes its head out of the cookie char, chitters at
Ironboots, leaps onto his face, climbs up onto his head, drops a few nuts
in the trap to set it off, and runs away* ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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Abbadon
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posted on 19/9/2002 at 11:15 AM |
I wish I could view it but I donīt have access to the internet. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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