AloneSoul
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posted on 11/7/2002 at 07:57 AM |
I want to put my fist threw my ex-bosses face!
I was downsized after working a nine hour shift.
Lucky me I have another job in line.
I swear I have never meet a bigger prick in my life!
Working at a boxing factory for Sony sucks. I did a whole truck load by
myself, we just cut them down from one stack..and restack them! 48 boxes in
one stack cutting up your arms, weighting about 50 lbs each. About 24
stacks. From 7:30 to 4. Sometimes till 5. Just like yesterday.
Frank, my asshole boss, would come around and start saying "You´re not
working fast enough, do it faster or you won´t be coming back tomarrow."
And "hurry up with this shit or I´ll give you a worse job." "You´re a
idiot!" "I´ve got some worse shit in store for you." Also "hurry up you
*insert random four letter word here*." He´ll play these mind games with
you, when you get home you´ll find out you´re fired by calling up a rep. He
would say alot worse things than that, heh that´s just the icing on the
cake.
Well it´s done and over with. Time to get another job. Hopefully this one
won´t suck as much as the last one...or the one before it.
I need money so I can further my education in college. Ah, $100 for a book.
What fun! ____________________ but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 18/7/2002 at 07:04 PM |
Dude, Morte, your creepy good at answering those questions before the
Geeks even go off...you´d own that show.
A floral Hitman...seriously, I like the idea.
A .45 cal bouqet of DEATH!!! Bahahahahaaaa! :evil: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 18/7/2002 at 12:10 PM |
Wow, what a plot. I seriously wonder who makes these movies, then I
remember, people like me would.
I´m trying to start up a tv show...it´s basically a bad acid trip hour.
(tm) *patent pending*
*i forgot to log in, yet again*
Aye, I´m a idiot...but, who isn´t? ____________________
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Shade
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posted on 18/7/2002 at 08:52 AM |
Yes but Morte, have you ever heard of "Attack of the Beverly Hills Body
snatchers?" I´ve been trying to get my hands on a copy of that flick since
I saw a preview before some Tromaville movie. It was about a coulpe of guys
the found out you can bring the dead back to life by performing mouth to
mouth on them with cigarette smoke. ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
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MorteAscendo
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posted on 17/7/2002 at 12:46 PM |
Little Shop Of Horrors...come on..it had Rick More-Anus in it!! hee
hee...and the Dentist that would get high before working on you played by
Steve Martin...I am the movie guru...That movie Geek from the show "Beat
the Geeks" has nothing on me...ask Dolo...heh :razz: ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Anonymous
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posted on 17/7/2002 at 12:25 PM |
Murderous man eating plants and box’in florists...
My, how this world has changed.
“When you where in your coma, did you feel your brain being damaged?” - Dr.
Nick ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/7/2002 at 07:10 AM |
Um... Dolorosa... Remember that 80sish flick about the plant in the
florists shop that kept saying ´feed me´?
I´m not quite sure if a florist would be such a tame job... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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IamSquid
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posted on 17/7/2002 at 01:54 AM |
nothing lame about that,
a friend of mine was attacked by a florist. Now THAT´S a difficult black
eye to go home and explain to the Mrs. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/7/2002 at 12:49 AM |
Ah yeah baby...Dr. Nick is the bizomb...
But being a Hitman would be great, I´m friendlier than hell, and with a
Beretta I could drill a new asshole in an inchworm (eew eew eew
eew!!)...all I´d need was a go between...and I uh, hey, Shade...I got an
idea!
Screw legal jobs...this´ll be a blast. :lol:
Ah who am I kidding...I´m gonna´ sell flowers or somethin´ ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 15/7/2002 at 02:12 PM |
I forgot to log in again... ____________________
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Anonymous
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posted on 15/7/2002 at 02:10 PM |
*looks and thinks*
You´re evil. You have the shifty eyes...
Hitmen, yeah they get alot of money for a job but most of them are caught.
Then you´re sleep´in with the fishes...
Which is not so bad, fish are very good conversationalists....
Dolo, you remind me more of a Dr. Nick Riverar from the Simpsons.
"Hi everybody!" ____________________
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/7/2002 at 07:33 AM |
Hmm... well, Dolo... I have a "friend" who could use your services...
*shifty eyes*
Yes, you have to sleep with the fishies. They have trouble sleeping alone
by themselves, and what with hippy squid gone... They´ll need someone to
spend the night with them. 40 bucks a night, romantic ´encounters´ extra.
(Hey, these are lonely fish, alright?)
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Shade
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posted on 15/7/2002 at 07:31 AM |
I used to want to be a hitman, then I decided I wanted to be a go between,
you know the one the people contact when they need a hitman. These days
people just don´t seem in a hurry to piss me off ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/7/2002 at 10:16 PM |
I´m seriously thinking about becoming either a hitman, or a underDoc.
(Underground medical types who take care of nicks, scraps and bullet holes,
no questions asked.) Think about it, great pay...interesting hours, plenty
of free time, AND you get to kill people. Of course, if you screw up, you
get to sleep with the fishies...however, I have already determined that I
cannot be killed that way.
Ahahaha! :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 13/7/2002 at 09:42 PM |
heh, I´m 19, going into college and I don´t get that many things at all
handed to me.
So:
A. Life sucks.
B. It´s hard.
C. Who cares?
D. I need to use the bathroom.
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Ironboots
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posted on 13/7/2002 at 05:02 PM |
Sorry, I haven´t experienced any of that... I work at Cosmi Corporation,
and they´re pretty nice. I know most of the people there through my mom,
who used to work there. I get 8.50, flexible hours, and a nice boss (who
was friends with my mom).
You kinda just have to find the right job, I guess...
And psychopixi: I´m guessing that you´re under 18, in which case it´s more
beneficial than not to get a job because:
1. You gain ´experience´ (for what its worth)
2. You get money (which, if you don´t make enough, you don´t have to pay
taxes out of)
So you see... if you are a child (like me) enjoying the benefits of a free
house... a job is very good. Who cares if you get fired?!! Its not like
you´re going to lose anything (besides your job).
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AloneSoul
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posted on 12/7/2002 at 06:24 PM |
Oh, you just don´t know until you experience all the fun first hand!
Join now and you´ll to enjoy the following if not more!
1. Having a idiot boss yell at you from all directions!
2. Waking up earlier in the morning than any nocturnal animal!
3. (OR) Working late to the point you´re snoring standing up!
4. Enjoy lousy pay as nearly 40% of your checks are drained with wonderful
taxes to fun organizations such as the FCC!
5. Unable to move from the same position for hours!
6. (OR) Constantly moving until your legs are no stronger than jelly!
7. Taking flak from pissed off customers!
8. Constantly have the threat of “downsizing”, cancellations or the good
old pink slip looming over your head!
And much, much more!
So why not join the blue collar working force of America: today!? ____________________
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Psychopixi
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posted on 12/7/2002 at 03:43 PM |
And people wonder why I don´t get myself a job. I´ve heard all the horror
stories already! :sad: ____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life. |
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AloneSoul
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posted on 12/7/2002 at 09:48 AM |
Well, that´s strange, I logged in on a different window and when I posted
that message, it said I was Anonymous.
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Anonymous
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posted on 12/7/2002 at 09:46 AM |
*gives the thumbs up and stops*
Well, I tried to join but my mental medical history slightly keeps me out
of their delightful organization....
Damn shrinks.
See, not even the ARMY wants me to die for them! ____________________
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