Why does this disgust me? Is it because she is turning thirty and hasn't
figured out how to get laid? Is it because she is so clueless as to think
that this makes her a more attractive person to lay? Or is it just because
this is so disgustingly stupid that it makes me want to scream? I'm going
for number three here, but what do you think?
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Starlight
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posted on 28/8/2006 at 01:41 AM
I think she's confusing two of of her goals while at the same time trying
to annoy any who read the web blog with a bunch of twisted goodie goodie
babble. Goal one: Losing her virginity before she's thirty. If she wants to
lose her virginity right away, then lose her virginity already. Easy enough
to do, but then again who really wants the law suit she'll probably try to
file when her "first time" turns out not to be her Mr. Right. Goal two:
Finding Mr. Right before she's thirty. Could happen, but to expect him to
pop along on request and within a specific time frame is not all that
likely. She needs to make a decision. Either her first time will be with
Mr. Right or it won't. The time frame is her real problem. I suppose her
next article will be about her "technical virginity". Another topic that
can drive people virtually insane with just reading or hearing the two word
term.
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Domkitten
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posted on 28/8/2006 at 05:34 AM
I'm a technical virgin, but only because I've never used a Mac. Maybe
someday, but I'm just waiting for the right one.
Maybe someday I"ll be kinky enough for Linux....(shudders).
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Starlight
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posted on 28/8/2006 at 04:46 PM
Well, certain types of situations/lifestyles make it a completely valid
state to remain in and those would be completely exempt from the "can make
you insane reading about" scenario.
Also, I really liked your response, Domkitten.
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gothicmorman
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posted on 1/9/2006 at 08:27 PM
It started with something about a date and a camera... so I didn't bother
reading. For things that make you want to scream at people on the internet.
I find this is the best solution.
And Domkitten, I got a kernel we could compile later if you arn't busy.
Devin
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posted on 1/9/2006 at 08:56 PM
Just for the record, Shmeng has always lived on Linux boxen. It has seen
much of this kinkery you speak of.
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 2/9/2006 at 12:14 AM
What? Women dont have to pay for sex.. getting laid is easy. O_o
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Domkitten
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posted on 2/9/2006 at 10:27 PM
hmmm, does that mean i was technically deflowered by shmeng? i
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 3/9/2006 at 09:48 AM
lol poor dommi
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Dolorosa
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posted on 24/9/2006 at 05:18 AM
Chemistry? pshaw
The only thing chemistry is good for is demolition and party favors.
Something about that gave me the creeps.
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BlueLinn
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posted on 23/11/2006 at 10:40 PM
... heh,,, you know there are some people who should never re-produce...
she's just taken away the question as to who.
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