EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/11/2006 at 07:18 PM |
We all some pretty great stuff in our lives. We should all share some of
the amusement.
For example:
While standing outside of a restraunt smoking a cigarette right in front of
the door an amusing quote happened. The law here in Seattle is that you
have to be 25 feet from any door or opening window to smoke. We were all
huddled in the rain right in front of the door including one of the
waitresses that worked there.
Up walks a cop who looks at us all and says "That doesn't look like 25 feet
to me."
And without missing a beat the waitress who worked there held up her
fingers to hold to fingers about three inches apart and said "And that
doesn't look like 6 inches but you don't hear me saying anything."
The cop looked at his feet and went inside followed by all of us dying of
hysteria and the waitress grinning from ear to ear. ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/11/2006 at 07:21 PM |
I tried to fix my typos but it won't let me edit so please excuse them. ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2006 at 11:02 AM |
Another one:
During our department meeting someone mentioned the CEO of the company and
our boss who works just under him made a face.
Co-Worker #1 is always trying to start drama. She thrives on office gossip,
causing drama and getting people to talk about each other while she plays
buddy buddy to everyone so Co-Worker #2 decided to stop her putting our
boss on the spot and it went as follows.
Co-Worker 1: It's ok. You can tell us what you think of him.
Co-Worker 2: Yeah Fred. Show us on the doll where he touched you...
The topic was avoided due to the hysterical laughter caused and then us
moving on to the next topic leaving Co-Worker one upset she didn't get her
dirt. ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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RavensSoul
Member Posts: 63 Registered: 27/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2006 at 03:19 PM |
I'm in a spanish class, and the other day we were talking about words and
structure that reflects a person doing an action to themself.. The teacher
asked the class to give an action word so that she could conjugate it and
show us how it was to be structured... words.
afeitarse = me afeito = i shave myself
vestirse = me vestio = i dress myself
then, being that we are all mostly 18 or 19 year olds.. in college and
quite..... "driven" by hormones.... one boy suggests "jugar" to play
(me juego. i play with myself)
and, blushing, the teacher says that isn't something she's going to mess
with in class, and, saying to the boy "if that's something you're so
concerned with, you can look up when you're done playing with yourself"
____________________ In my eyes, to be human is not to be able to live and die, but it is to
feel pain, love, happiness, and all other things that keep our hearts from
freezing over into the bloody ice that distinguishes man from the beasts of
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2006 at 11:05 PM |
This needs no context, except that it was not in a sexual situation...
"OH MY GOD! YOU CRIPPLED THE NIPPLE!" ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/11/2006 at 11:19 PM |
quote: This needs no context,
except that it was not in a sexual situation...
"OH MY GOD! YOU CRIPPLED THE NIPPLE!"
*laughs* ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/11/2006 at 08:52 PM |
From a sweet and silly girl...
"Desade, he writes philosophy, like Plato?"
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/11/2006 at 09:31 PM |
A girl has a tatto of psyche and eros... a very well done piece... I ask,
becaue he rendition is rather stylised... "Psyche and Eros?"
Hee hee..."No... Spider did it." ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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blood_rose
Occasional Poster Posts: 13 Registered: 3/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/11/2006 at 04:49 PM |
from a man in an expensive suit.
"Singapore, really? i've always wanted to go there, how long would it take
me to drive there??"
From the doctor who is supposed to be in charge of my health.
"Singapore........ um i'm sorry, which state in america is that??"
i really just dont know any more... ____________________ angels angels, clip there wings and watch them fall with thier feathers.
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/11/2006 at 02:04 PM |
want a taste of religion bite a minister
Or lick a witch
D.A.R.E- Drugs Are Really Expensive
6x6x6 lumber of the beast
and your cry baby whiney ass opinion would be.....
I was born ok the first time
Don't Steal the government hates competition
Grow your own dope plant a man
My Favorite!
ok ok I take it back! Unfuck you! ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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